#nut shots

[malcontent7]

Revenant Liu Kang: You can not hope for victory, Cage! I have devised the perfect strategy with which to bring about your end!

Johnny Cage: [With a mocking tone.] Oh yeah?! How’d you manage that?! Did you study my moves and find some weakness in my technique?!

Revenant Liu Kang: Just the opposite! I have identified your greatest strength, and stripped it from you!

Johnny Cage: [Still with a mocking tone.] Ok, I’ll bite! What’s this fantastic strategy of yours?!

Revenant Liu Kang: I am wearing a cup!

[Beat]

Johnny Cage: [No longer with a mocking tone.] Oh, dear god no…

[itschocolatehologramreview]

Fag payed me 100 bucks to kick his balls around.

[diceandlizards]

Alright, so I never read Eragon when I was younger because the book just looked so big and intimidating. But I found an old copy at the local markets today, so I decided to pick it up and give it a go. AND I AM FUCKING LOVING IT! The main bad guy won the big battle thanks to kicking an old guy in the junk. Like seriously! A dick kick is why the world is going to shit.

[maximumthrill]

Science NInja Team’s started fighting dirty

[dendu77]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taDoXMrk6i0)

[batman-and-the-dcu]

"Groin Attack!"

[mariopgrant]

If You Needed a Reason Why You Shouldn’t Hit Your Friends In the Nuts for Fun, Let This Be It

#BroCode http://bit.ly/1m3l70k