Had a few kick offs on here and email the last week so it's time for THE ART BEG ROAST. Get your barbecue sauce ready. First is the 'chuck me some slaps/a shirt/a hat/a pin mate?' guy, handing out freebies would bury me in a month. Everything takes money to make, be it drawing materials or production costs. If you dig my junk that much, there's stuff on my store starting from £3 and they'll be new sticker packs soon too! Help keep this shit running, if it ain't worth the cash to you then it ain't worth the message to me. Next up, a far worse breed of prick. The 'for the exposure' fuckwit. Your delusional view of your own personal audience reach and impact must be almost God like if you honestly think just having my work associated with you/your brand is worth equal to or more than truly fair pay. If you can't see how ridiculous this sounds please, I implore you, try out this method on a service provider you use of your choice and tell me how that goes. Self-entitled bellend. The final is the most confusing, 'The Ghosting Client'. This oddling will always baffle me and it's the same illogical stage with every example I've had, I learnt early in this gig to get a part payment down before starting any real work (50% for smaller projects, 30% for larger) it seems to cut through that awkward 'how we doing this?' part at the final stages as payment comes into conversation. Every ghost I've had (one which happened this week too) is way after that, just before I send the final version of work and invoice. Why go through the process, put down money then bitch out before you get the completed piece? Fuck knows. Everyone who doesn't fit into any of the above dickhead examples, I love you. Never change. #roast #grossart #artbeg #somepeople #pigpigman #bbq #getfuckedmate #barbecue #barbecuesauce #artcard #ink #inkbrush #posca #drawing #gross #lowbrow #pig #promarkers #lowbrow #lowbrowart #weirdoart #fink #stickerporn #stickernerd #drips #oddart #illustration #neverasir #NVRASIR #puke
