#nxmphe

[goatdick-a-blog]

          “ HOLY shit, you’re an ACTUAL elf. did SANTA send you? JESUS. i PROMISE i’ve been GOOD this year. PLEASE don’t give me COAL. “

                                                                @nxmphe

[littlebennettbitch]

nxmphe replied to your post: Stop pretending to be okay!

I’VE MISSED YOU TOO I’M GONNA MAKE THIS INTO A THING ONCE I GET ON MY LAPTOP !!!!

<3333 take your time! i’m not going ANYWHERE

[boyfluent-blog]

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send me Ⓐ and my muse will rate yours  /  accepting

ATTRACTIVENESS:

  repulsive ― hideous ― ugly ― not attractive ― unappealing ― not unattractive ― meh ― no preference ― ok ― mildly attractive ― nice looking ― cute ― adorable ―attractive ― pleasant on the eyes ― good looking ― hot ― sexy ― beautiful ― gorgeous ― hot damn ― would tap that ― perfect ― godlike ― holy fuck there are no words

PERSONALITY:

  grating ― irritating ― frustrating ― boring ― confusing at best ― awkward ― unreasonable ― psychotic ― disturbing ― interesting ― engaging ― affectionate ―aggressive ― ambitious ― anxious ― artistic ― bad tempered ― bossy ―charismatic ― appealing ― unappealing ― creative ― courageous ― dependable ― unreliable ―unpredictable ― predictable ― devious ― dim ― extroverted ― introverted ― egotistical ― gregarious ― fabulous ― impulsive ― intelligent ― sympathetic ― talkative ― up beat ― peaceful ― calming ― badass ― flexible

HOW LIKELY THEY WOULD BE TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM.

  not if they were the last person on earth and the world was ending ― fuck no! ― never ― no way ― not likely ― not sure ― indifferent ― i’m asexual ― maybe ― probably ― it depends ― fairly likely ― likely ― yeah sure ― yes ― would tap that ― hell yes ― fuck yes! ― wishing that could happen right now ― as many times as possible ― we are already having sex

LEVEL OF FRIENDSHIP:

  never in a million years ― worst of enemies ― enemies ― rivals ― indifferent ―neutral ― acquaintance ― friendly toward each other ― casual friends ― friends ― good friends ― best friends ― fuck buddies ― bosom buddies ― practically the same person ― would die for them ― true friends ― my only friend

FIRST IMPRESSION OF THEM:

  i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me―they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me― truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

CURRENT IMPRESSION OF THEM:

  i hate them so much ― i don’t like them ― i don’t trust them ― they annoy me ― they’re weird ― i’m indifferent ― meh ― they seem alright ― they’re growing on me ―truce ― i think i like them ― i like them ― i’m not sure if i trust them ― i trust them ― they’re cool ― they’re genuine ― i think we’re going to get along ― i really like them ― i think i’m in love ― oh fuck they’re hot ― i love them

HOW GOOD OF A KISSER:

  worst kisser ever ― terrible ― bad ― awkward ― just okay ― alright ― pretty good ― good ― makes me moan ― excellent ― exciting ― oh god they’re good ― i dream about it ― fucking amazing ― absolute perfection ― we haven’t kissed

[ichquor-blog]

⌞ ❝ @nxmphe. ❞ ⌝ ♡’d

“ you literally make cannibalism look....well. actually, no, it’s still fucked up. but now less - so because i’m around you. ever think that if you met someone else, they might have just become another meal ? damn. “ 

[ovtcastcd-blog]

      “I think your dad knows we’re fuckin’ cos        he saw me outside and gave me a look like he        was goin’ t’fuck me up.”

[welose-blog]

 ‘       bloody hell,   is that a       ..    complete   HP LOVECRAFT   collection ?      ’   

@nxmphe & starter call.

[goatdick-a-blog]

┐('～`；)┌

MEME / ACCEPTING !

┐('～`；)┌ : WHEN YOUR MUSE CAN'T ANSWER SOMETHING, WHAT DO THEY DO? 

lie out of his teeth. besides that, he might get shifty eyed or give an excuse to get out of the situation.

[nonprophet-blog1]

❛  God, you’re cute. I’m so jealous of that face.  ❜   Really, she is  —-  though a face like that probably wouldn’t suit her own countenance. This visage was positively girlish. With full, lovely palms and tiny hands  —-  like a little doll. Oh, she’s seething.   ❛  I wanna get my nails done with you.  ❜   // @nxmphe