#o!mark

[thecryingtype]

guys do we have to be calling him o!mark. I can’t be the only one reading that as orgasm!mark, right? right????

[tardisesandtitans]

I headcanon that someone in the Severence universe goes around to Mark Scout's house. Either Devon or Helena or a reitergrated Macrodata crew member. Regardless of if he knows them or not, hell be weirded out. They'll look at him apologetically, apologise for the intrusion and tell him 'I think you'll need this' they hand him a wrapped book.

'Go on, open it' they encourage him after he carries on looking dumbfounded and like an asshold, bc he is.

He tears away the wrapping. It's Matthew Perry's autobiography, because lately I myself have been reading it, and it is essentially a warning about alcoholism and drug use. As much as I think drinking does help me myself, I'm only a social drinker and I only drink with other people. Whenever I get drunk, I embarrass myself by sobbing or being much too loud anyway lol