I KNOW YOU STEAL BIKES SCOUNDREL

im hilarious follow me to be affronted by whatever my passing interest is that day [locked tomb and interview with the vampire tendencies but things sure do change]

[thecryingtype]

‼️

url change !

imjustcryinginthecorner -> thecryingtype

(this is literally so scared i havent changed my tumblr since i got here in 2016)

[planefood]

Sign I saw in the city

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[kittymand]

im actually sick to my stomach

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[weepylucifer]

there's something just amazing about john gaius being all "i saved the world, but not for me", blatantly riffing off of lord of the rings, which no one will ever call him on, bc he's the only person who remembers lord of the rings. to make matters worse better more, he's not even quoting the book. he's quoting the movie. so lame, you think, and then you remember where the movies were filmed and about the hobbit tax and the maōri stuntpeople who only ever got to play "evil ugly" orcs and easterlings and all of that and oh boy it's all connected here isn't it

but it also is unambiguously hilarious of him to compare himself to frodo. it's like if frodo set out to destroy sauron but orcs kept trying to arrest the fellowship and call him a charlatan on the middle earth news or whatever and also halfway through he gets hit up by gondor and they tell him that denethor just died and they need him to use the ring to reanimate his corpse and he just does it. and in the end frodo loses it and destroys all of middle earth except sauron who runs away on a spaceship

[weepylucifer]

wait hold up i'm back. i was going to be all "how dare you stand where he stood" but then i remembered what actually happened, famously, to frodo: he failed at the last step. he claimed the ring. (he just was lucky gollum happened to be there and disaster was averted.) he tried very hard, but in the end, he just couldn't do what he'd set out to do. sure yeah i can maybe see how jod would relate to that

[katakaluptastrophy]

Perhaps also relevant:

Gollum's last moments before descending under the Misty Mountains:

After Frodo begins experiencing possessiveness for the Ring:

And John, and C— and N—'s wedding:

[gothish]

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[inianmoon]

oaks bottom

august 15th

2014

[iamnotlanuk]

she deconstruct my joke format til it is indistinguishable from that which it is derived

[iamnotlanuk]

she suck on my dick til I cum

[thegentlemanstar]

this site gets accused of being way too usamerican a lot but i wonder what the actual proportion is

are you usamerican

yes

no

some other nuanced answer (pls elaborate in the tags i’m nosy)

Remaining time: 1 day 10 hours

[catasters]

[idontgettechnology]

The time of his life.

[partlymadeofgold]

source: mooseandpeach_ on instagram! https://www.instagram.com/mooseandpeach_

[anxeious]

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[extollingtheeveryday]

Marge Piercy // "More than Enough"