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[kdinjenzen]

The fastest way to a woman's heart is through her stomach...

Listen, if a bunch of folks fed and worshiped me I'd stick around for as long as possible too. I'm a simple and easy to please gal.

[howlingday]

Pietro: Unfortunately, we couldn't recover your full body. However, we do have the technology to rebuild you, though.

Jaune: (Brain in a jar) JUST... END ME...

Pietro: With all due respect, Mr. Arc, we do think you are a good fit for the new, experimental combat cyborg program-

Jaune: BUT I'M A GUY

Pietro: ...I am aware, Mr. Arc, but we did need to make modifications to the-

Jaune: I'M NOT PICKY

Jaune: BUT CAN I TAKE OFF THE BREASTS?

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JENNY: (Jaune in Penny body) Sorry for the way I was acting, but-

Pietro: Personally, I thought the larger chest would make you more intimidating. Especially with the breast-

JENNY: (Shoves boob into his mouth) SHUT.

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JENNY: Okay... I have to ask... Are the wide hips really necessary?

Pietro: Oh, are you not aware? Allow me to demonstrate. (Lifts massive club)

JENNY: WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU HIDING THAT BAT?!

Pietro: (Swings, Breaks cudgel on hip, Metallic shrapnel embedded in face, Muffled) I believe I have proved my point.

JENNY: Uh... Yeah...

[contaiinedarmageddon2]

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[howlingday]

Penny Model - 10th Generation

Height - 2.134 meters / 7 feet

Top Speed - Mach 3

Destro Lvl - Metropolis-grade

Status - M I S S I N G

Winter: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LOST HER?!

Penny: (Holding back giggles)

Marrow: I-I swear, ma'am! She was here just five minutes ago!

Harriet: The door wasn't even opened... Where the hell could she-

Penny: (Deactivates camouflage) BOO~!

Harriet: EEEK! (Jumps into Marrow's arms)

Winter: (Leaps 6.096m/20ft into the air) HOLY SHIT!

Marrow: Oh, there she is.

Added Note - Has a sense of humor

[howlingday]

Penny: Thank you again for maintaining my 30mm Type-G AR-

Ruby: Yeah, yeah, sure. But listen, you should probably ease off going full auto on these older models.

Penny: But if I need repairs, I can just come see you again, right~?

Ruby: ...Listen here, you little...

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Ruby: (Chasing after Penny on Yang's bike) COME BACK HERE! THAT AUTO FUNCTION ISN'T GONNA BE A THING WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!

Penny: (Soaring away) IT'S MINE! GO AWAY!

[howlingday]

Penny: I am bringing you in for questioning! Do not try to resist!

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Ruby: (Snuggling to Penny's butt) Robots really are the best~!

Penny: She claims I have massive... "gyatt". The word does not exist within my supercomputer database. She refuses to say anything else or let go of me. I'm concerned.