#otsumegaplus

[howlingday]

Pietro: Unfortunately, we couldn't recover your full body. However, we do have the technology to rebuild you, though.

Jaune: (Brain in a jar) JUST... END ME...

Pietro: With all due respect, Mr. Arc, we do think you are a good fit for the new, experimental combat cyborg program-

Jaune: BUT I'M A GUY

Pietro: ...I am aware, Mr. Arc, but we did need to make modifications to the-

Jaune: I'M NOT PICKY

Jaune: BUT CAN I TAKE OFF THE BREASTS?

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JENNY: (Jaune in Penny body) Sorry for the way I was acting, but-

Pietro: Personally, I thought the larger chest would make you more intimidating. Especially with the breast-

JENNY: (Shoves boob into his mouth) SHUT.

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JENNY: Okay... I have to ask... Are the wide hips really necessary?

Pietro: Oh, are you not aware? Allow me to demonstrate. (Lifts massive club)

JENNY: WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU HIDING THAT BAT?!

Pietro: (Swings, Breaks cudgel on hip, Metallic shrapnel embedded in face, Muffled) I believe I have proved my point.

JENNY: Uh... Yeah...

[howlingday]

Penny: Thank you again for maintaining my 30mm Type-G AR-

Ruby: Yeah, yeah, sure. But listen, you should probably ease off going full auto on these older models.

Penny: But if I need repairs, I can just come see you again, right~?

Ruby: ...Listen here, you little...

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Ruby: (Chasing after Penny on Yang's bike) COME BACK HERE! THAT AUTO FUNCTION ISN'T GONNA BE A THING WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!

Penny: (Soaring away) IT'S MINE! GO AWAY!