seriously Brandon, I love you but you can't make Dalinar be built like an unusually large and intimidating brick wall, give him a canonically fantastic ass, and have him do things like purposely get run through by a sword to the chest, spit blood everywhere, throw his bloodied undershirt at Queen Fen's (probably hot) son, and then wander off half-naked to go lift an enormous block of stone all by himself and magically heal a shattered temple-- and then expect us to believe he's not hot because, like, his nose is crooked or whatever. (...from being broken repeatedly during all that totally not-sexy fighting he does)