#obamas-dick

[lordnochybaty]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Spock Characters: Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Spock (Star Trek) Additional Tags: Pre-Slash, Kissing Meme, Vulcan Kisses, alergic reactions to alien flora, enterprise crew has the worst luck, Worried Spock, Away Mission Gone Wrong, reassuring kisses, No Beta Series: Part 10 of Kissing Meme Summary:

Kissing meme: Spones - 14 - ‘I don’t have the words right now so here’s a kiss’.

"I thought Vulcans don't worry," Leonard observes smugly and is gratified with Spock's annoyed look. If he could, he would smile at him to deepen that frown.

"I hardly think you qualify as an expert on vulcan culture," Spock replies tastily and Leonard almost chokes on the halted laughter he knows would be a horrible idea right now.

you know how I posted kissing meme like... 5-6 months ago? Isn’t 2017 a wonderful year for finishing old projects? This one is for @obamas-dick.

[fredersen]

dude idk if this will help, but prunes, raisins, and granola bars saved my life during college, I too would only be able to eat on rare occasions so i had those guys in my can and god damn. light headed? hand full of raisins or prunes saved my life. it took them forever to go bad and they don't have to be refrigerated

thank you! i’ve been looking up solutions and this looks like a really good idea

[cetacean0ps]

Despite sleeping with each other the two didn't start dating until months after. Each one convinced themselves they were only doing it for stress relief or frustration. It was until a near death experience and a shot a whiskey did the two finally realize their feelings.

this is adorable dcdvsd

[ravenschmaven]

I'm like 80% sure at some point during their relationship McCoy has shaven off one of Spock's eyebrows

amazing

[table-top-romulan-playing-games]

Whenever Bones is angry at his vulcan bf over something little instead of the silent treatment he just hoards all the pillows on the bed (since he isn't going to cuddle with spock he'll just cuddle with all these pillows.) At first Spock just ignores it, eventually he starts to get annoyed. So in retaliation he turns himself into the universe's largest vulcan burrito and rolls himself with every inch of blanket

i love this so much

[adenil-umano]

Every morning McCoy wakes up with the coldest fucking toes this side of the milky way and his favorite thing to do is to press them against Spock's freakishly warm body just to get a reaction

The first time McCoy does it, Spock shoots out of the bed like a startled cat and lands on the floor in a tangle of limbs. He claims his reaction was logical.

The next time it happens, Spock is ready. He grabs McCoy’s foot and starts tickling him mercilessly. McCoy is laughing and guffawing and trying to kick Spock away half-heartedly and Spock just keeps tickling him. 

(The third time this happens Spock tries the same punishment, but he gets rather distracted because, really, feet are almost as attractive as hands to him.)