I have a solution to our No-We-Can't-Share-Sammy Situation. *pulls out chainsaw* Alright, HOLD SAM STILL!
NO!-Obey!sam
No.*Flicks chainsaw away.*-Lucifer

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I have a solution to our No-We-Can't-Share-Sammy Situation. *pulls out chainsaw* Alright, HOLD SAM STILL!
NO!-Obey!sam
No.*Flicks chainsaw away.*-Lucifer
Thanks, Doctor! But I'm good, I'll just take the couch. *looks at Sam* Hi, Sam. You seem to be trailing him *points at Lucifer*. You guys, like... together? He seems to be the controlling type *laughs*
*glares at luicfer* No, we are not together. We're having issues with a magic anon problem.-Obey!sam
But I am a controlling type.-Lucifer
Hey! *waves* I'm Violet, and I'm EXTREMELY bored. I've been wandering around and decided to stay here for a bit and get to know you guys. Is that okay? *eyes the Doctor and points at his bowtie* I like your bowtie. It's cool. *smiles and sticks out hand to Doctor* Hope we can be friends.~VioletAnon
Hello! It is cool isn't it!*Shakes her hand* Nice to meet you!-Doctor
Hello. Say hello, sammy.-Lucifer
Hello.-Obey!sam
Lucifer stop tormenting poor Sammy,he misses his archangel!
I know he is.-Lucifer
So let me go!-Obey!sam
And why would I do that?-Lucifer
Agh, I just had the best idea for a Magic!Anon ever. BUT. I. CAN'T. ACK. *starts spazzing and falls out of chair* GODAMMIT.
... I think I'm going to up it to three magic anons, too many magic anons from you guys to not up it. THOUGH THE PREGNANT ONES(YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!) WILL NOT BE DONE! I REFUSE!!!-Handcuffed!Mod mason
yea.. those were weird...-Obey!sam
*Pops back in* Before I go, *Goes onto tip-toes and kisses Sam on the cheek.* Just... Promise you won't start to like him, 'kay, Samsquatch? *Smiles sadly, and then leaves* -Gabriel
*touches cheek he kissed* I’d never love him over you.-Obey!Sam
….-Lucifer
*Comes up behind Lucifer with an angel blade* Stop telling my Sammy what to do, you dick. -Gabriel
Sammy, darling. Stop him at all costs.*Smiles back at Gabe.*-Lucifer
Gabe... honey, I'm so sorry...-obey!Sam
Dammit, why would you tell Sam to stay quiet? He's adorable when he rambles! *Worried that Sam might want Lucifer instead of him* Give Sam his free will back, Lucifer! -Gabriel
Never, little brother~-Lucifer
Gabe, baby! help me!-Obey!Sam
Sammy~ Come here.-Lucifer
*grumbles, but complies* What?-Obey!sam
never call him baby in front of me again.I got it?-Lucifer
... got it.-Obey!sam