Feb 12, 2023
Me: This is gonna be a short scene. Obi-Wan: I'm gonna propose. Me: ...
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Me: This is gonna be a short scene. Obi-Wan: I'm gonna propose. Me: ...
"the Dark Side was obscuring everything and whatnot, but I’m giggling at the idea that Anakin was probably walking around with a Giant Murder Cloud around him most of the time." Anakin Murder Cloud Skywalker is now my favorite thing. Thank you.
You are most welcome, my dear. Thanks!
Anakin must have had one, right? Look, you will find few people in this world more willing to go to bat for the good guys in Star Wars than me, but I’m just dying that they were maybe (MAYBE, assuming that Sheev wasn’t completely interfering with their collective Force Radar) all sitting in a room together while Anakin kicked off Severe Murder Vibes:
Obi-Wan: [staring at Anakin across a Jedi cafeteria table] Anakin. Are you all right?Anakin: Absolutely, Master. Why do you ask?Mace: [squinting while eating his salad] It’s just...you have a visible cloud over your head. Yoda: [pointing] The Dark Side, you have with you. See it over you, also I can.Anakin: [reflexively] No I don’t. It’s...smog. Coruscant is so polluted these days.Obi-Wan: [nervous laughing] Ha ha, he’s right, or it’s probably nothing. You know how it is, it’s always so poorly-lit in here! It’s absolutely not the Dark Side. Shaak Ti: But why are your eyes yellow?Anakin: I’ve just...these new contacts are really annoying. I need corrective lenses for the first time ever, by the way, in case you were wondering. Ki-Adi-Mundi: Really? I don’t remember --Obi-Wan: [moving his chair in front of Anakin] -- STOP LOOKING AT HIM HE’S FINE EVERYTHING IS FINE.
OH MY GOD I love whoever made this
If there was anything more annoying than contacting an ignorant child when attempting to discipline a base, it was an adult on the other end finally answering but, first, still not turning on the actual hologram feature, and, two, attempting fruitlessly to disguise their voice with a heavy yet unidentifiable accent, or possibly multiple accents. “Ve ahr sorry, but you appeaw to haff vreached the vrong number. Eef you will pleafs-”
Siamesa, Wrong Number