#obishmi

[phoenixyfriend]

TPM. Omegaverse. Obi-Wan is an omega. Shmi is an Alpha (AF can gestate and give birth but in her case it was also a bit of omegaverse intersexuality that led to self-fertilization and Anakni).

Obi-Wan is drawn to go with Qui-Gon and Padme for Force reasons. This is mostly out of a metaphysical need to find Anakin.

However.

During the sandstorm, Shmi goes into rut.

Obi-Wan does the math and decides, well, he can open his legs for the mission. He's a bit of a slut anyway, he doesn't mind. Qui-Gon can babysit the kids.

Rut's over in time for saving the rest of the plot. Qui-Gon still dies.

Couple weeks later, Obi-Wan finds out he's pregnant. Is already considering an abortion, but Anakin walks in on him looking at the test and goes "BABY SIBLING???" He was fully aware of and generally trying to ignore what his mom was doing during the sandstorm.

And so Obi-Wan has. Another factor in deciding if he wants to abort or just... give the baby to the creche.

Because he usually doesn't have to worry about the hypothetical baby's older sibling getting excited about it.

Obi-Wan: Okay, so this is annoying and unplanned, and it's barely a clump of cells so I don't feel guilty about anything, so let's just go down to the Halls and take care of this before it-- Anakin: BABY SISTER????!?!?! Obi-Wan: …oh no. If I do this, he's going to hate me forever.

Obi-Wan, texting: QUINLAN WHAT DO I DO Quinlan: Should have gotten your tubes tied after the first time lol

Anakin, chanting: baby baby baby baby Obi-Wan is having the worst time

Obi-Wan is walking on EGGSHELLS with Anakin, so he doesn't even try "I don't really want to have a baby" or anything like that. No attempt to just. tell him

Obi-Wan, panicking: Quinlan what do I do if the baby isn't force sensitive. I can't send it to the other parent, the alpha mom is a SLAVE I can't send a baby there. Can we free her? Are you still there? How hard would that be? We can add it to the budget right? Quinlan: Yeah okay

[padawansuggest]

I am playing this video game and part of a characters outfit gave me an idea for a Stewjoni raised Obi-Wan AU (one of those royal Obi AUs that normally annoy me cause they’re full of arranged marriages which REALLY annoy me as a whole lol) where Jango and Obi-Wan are sent to the same summit as the heirs to planets in very close systems and they’re talking about armor vs being trained to fight without it (Jango isn’t judging lol, Obi-Wan is actually wearing armor weave and Jango mostly mentioned it cause Obi-Wan is wearing a crop top and leggings and Jango is like 👀👀👀 about it but also a cloak) and it’s really funny cause I was like ‘well, how old is Obi and where is Anakin?????’ Because obviously I need my smol demon child there too, and brain was like, obviously he’s fussing while Shmi tries to brush his hair cause he’s only five and ends up running off as soon as he sees Obi and Obi-Wan is all ‘ahh! My lovely son and wife!’ And Shmi rolls up in a fitted suit and Anakin in cute lil overalls and Jango is all ‘oh. He’s married. To a woman.’ And Obi is all ‘:) you can join me and my wife. For. Lunch. Today. If you want.’ And now Jango is 👀👀👀👀👀 at both of them????? Pretty adults and free son????? Sign him the fuck up.

Anyways. All that happened in my head within like 5 minutes and Shmi is rockin a suit while Obi-Wan’s got leggings and a crop top????? Yes. That’s the relationship they deserve to be. And now Jango is just. Along for the ride. Hell ya.

[padawansuggest]

Fuck lap sitting okay, I want Obi-Wan to sit on someone’s thigh. Not because ‘oh he’s so tiny and delicate’ (I only really do the ‘small bb boy’ thing for kiddo Obi simply because 1: I think he should be a tiny kiddo/gangly teen lmao, and 2: I think he filled out as an adult and if he doesn’t have ass and thigh muscles for day, I don’t want him) but because I have a kink for thigh riding. I think Obi-Wan should get to ride someone’s thigh till he cums. This is all. He deserves that. Especially if they tease him calling him desperate and generally humiliating him for being such a slut plz give him this he deserves this many.

[padawansuggest]

Okay so there are all these fics where Vader goes back in time, turns into Vaderkin and sets about being his evil sithy self and it’s usually always Obikin (and this isn’t trashing Obikin I read it if it’s a good plot I just don’t search it out or write it) or Anakin just wandering off to go Sith hunting (which is my fave sport too tbh) but I want a fic where Vader goes back in time and becomes Vakerkin but!!!! He’s only 4-6 years old!!!! Tiny evil toddler!!!!!

So. He figures out where his and his mom’s slave chips are, turns them off, and either gets them removed, or Shmi believes him when he says they can’t go off rn.

Somehow they get off the planet, end up on the way to Coruscant where Anakin marches his cute lil wide eyed self up to the high council chambers with a very confused mother behind him, and says he’s gonna be a Jedi.

He’s got a LITTLE bit of light in him, Luke was never wrong about that, but the damage Padme’s death and Palpatine’s influence did, are still there and messing with his moral compass. So he goes to the person he knows to be a very moral person. Obi-Wan.

Which is HILARIOUS because as soon as Qui-Gon get’s a load of this kid’s midi count he’s all ‘oh I’m gonna take that one as a student’ which Vaderkin replies to by hissing and force throwing a plate at his head before clinging to Obi-Wan (who’s utterly enchanted by the baby) and says over his dead body.

Obi-Wan has decided then and there he’s going to adopt the baby. Who fucking cares about being a Jedi, he’s tryina be a father. Is your mom single? Good, they can get married and run away to another planet. It’ll be great.

Baby Vader is highly considering it. He always wanted Obi-Wan to be his dad, but that’s his mommy, she isn’t a bargaining tool. Except then he sees the way mommy is looking at Obi-Wan’s butt and is all ‘ugh, fine, better than her marrying a moisture farmer’ and accepts them flirting. It’s kinda cute. Ani thinks Obi-Wan would be an adorable barefoot-and-pregnant type. Let’s do this.

They start dating and Anakin is accepted to the creche and he can hiss at Qui-Gon whenever he tries to tempt Anakin away from his dad-brother and hiss even LOUDER whenever Obi-Wan comes back from a mission with ouchies. Life is good and he’s got snacks and cuddles. Forget that Force shit he’s finally free to take three naps a day for the next few years if he wanna. He deserves those naps!

[sky-kenobye]

Shipping Obi-Wan with Shmi has so much comic potential. I mean, you know Anakin's reaction would be exactly that: