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WOW. Y'all have no faith in me.

I'll tell you what. This unseasoned chicken cutlet has an amazing apartment on the water and is gonna go home and enjoy it.

This Saltine cracker is gonna catch his boyfriend in a bear hug and there ain't nothin' none of you can do about it.

This big slice of Wonder Bread is going to sip this organic, expensive as heck green juice in his boyfriend's Gucci sunglasses and that'll be that.

had a night out with @objectlng last weekend

objectlng replied to your post: Is it illegal to threaten a lawyer? I was of the...

Fuck around and find out.

Oh, feisty. Don’t mind if I do.

objectlng replied to your post: Man today has been slow. I got to see Cassie for...

Well, that sounds nice and totally normal!

Yep! Glad everyone gathered around that post to support me and my parenting, and nothing else.

@objectlng: #Did ti truh nehw uoy llef morf nevaeH?

Probably the best execution of an age old cheesy line. I’ll take it. How long did it take for you to type that out?

objectlng replied to your post: I move very slowly, at an imperceptible rate....

Time?

It is bad practice to put the answer directly in the riddle, Matthew.

objectlng replied to your post “Haha, yeah. Not interested.”

Charmed to meet you too.

objectlng replied to your post “Haha, yeah. Not interested.”

Ouch!

Sorry! I’m preeetty confident about my type. Not to mention I have no point of reference for even your age, let alone anything else about you.

Dr. Alana Maxwell. Murdock, is it?

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