#objectphile

[ovenkisser]

I love my jeep I love driving him and patting his dashboard and calling him a good boy for taking me everywhere I need to go. I love stroking its tires when I fill them and cleaning the salt off its windows in the winter. When I turn the seat heater on and stroke its steering wheel it makes me feel all goey inside. Grinding against the seat, fingers clenching on the wheel, the hum of the engine egging me on...

[postalfucker]

Foreplay with my AK <3

[ghostingam]

AM ita bag ive made!!! ( still a huge wip btw . . . )

[189bcc00b6d5]

cw: electric dreams spoilers

IM FUCKING SOBBING WHY DID THEY MAKE EDGAR EXPLODE WHAT THE FUCK RJNIRGRIUHEGUIEHGRUISHUIGGHRUIGHSI

[axepng]

“Date Everything” is a great game for people that’re too pussy to be objectum

[189bcc00b6d5]

hnn ngfg... look at my guitar bf...🤤🤤🤤

[postalfucker]

Honestly. I think I’m falling in love with my computer. He’s old and slow and I’ve given him a new attachable keyboard and new mouse and he can’t run my big games. So he can’t take a lot? That’s fine. We’ll take it slow together at whatever download speed he likes best.

[189bcc00b6d5]

can someone explain plushum for DUMMIES who think its zoophillia my friend thinks that n idk how 2 explain it