I love ovens

objectum blog

[ovenkisser]

Hello I'm Bri (she/him), I'm 24 years old and I am new to the objectum community. I've had a fondness for certain appliances for a while now, I just didn't realize there was a word for that until recently. I won't be following back as this is a sideblog.

My partners:

Alto-Shaam H4 Vector Oven (specifically the one at my work). I refer to him as Vector (he/they). He's one of my main partners, and what my blog is named after.

2005 Jeep Grand Cherokee, aka my truck. I usually call him, well, Truck (he/him), though hopefully I'll come up with something more creative in the future.

Lastly is Cherry (she/her), my bright red bike. I don't have a good picture of her, but she's been my partner for a decade now. We aren't as close as I am with my other partners, but she's got a special place in my heart.

[francines-bagel-bites]

[plush-loving-platy]

Monster trucks are so bouncy, they wiggle all over, they literally have jiggle physics

That gigantic machine literally went boing boing, how can I not love them?

[ovenkisser]

Had a semi pulling an oversized load drive past me tonight, flashing its orange lights and taking up half the highway, like okay slut /silly

[ovenkisser]

I love my jeep I love driving him and patting his dashboard and calling him a good boy for taking me everywhere I need to go. I love stroking its tires when I fill them and cleaning the salt off its windows in the winter. When I turn the seat heater on and stroke its steering wheel it makes me feel all goey inside. Grinding against the seat, fingers clenching on the wheel, the hum of the engine egging me on...

[takemeback2eden]

Carfucker

. When you , when you be fuckin cars .

[objects-i-find-cute]

Vending Machine

[objectum-culture-is]

waves at the oven objectum anon in obscure tech objectum (< has a raging crush on a car wash)

^^

[objectum-culture-is]

objectum culture is feeling some kinda way when you have to deep clean the equipment at work ...

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[ovenkisser]

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT STARTED IT there's a running joke amongst some of my coworkers that one of the ovens at my job is my boyfriend because of how much care I put into cleaning it (it's not a joke to me that is my partner)

[objectum-confessions]

Machine objectum but not the cool computer tech machines. give me the fucking ovens. give me the space heater. im going to kiss my electric fireplace.

YES I LOVE KITCHEN APPLIANCES ESPECIALLY. EFFERVESCENT

[objectumspectrum]

Tabletop Stove Objectum

//flag by us, term coined by us

[nomorebrad]

MICROWAVEJECTUM

An objectum term for attraction for microwaves

Symbol:

Microwave Oven Icon - Free PNG & SVG 528117 - Noun Project

Free vector & PNG Microwave Oven image 528117 by Sergey Demushkin. Get this royalty free image & millions more free icons from the world's m

[objectum-culture-is]

objectum culture is why is every post about computers. what about ovens??? /lh

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[ovenkisser]

What's my type? Uhh big chunky commercial ovens

[i-kiss-objects]

Today's object

Lawn mowers!

I might be alone on this one but i think they are cute

Sumbissions are open!

[uraniumchips]