An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Summary:
Lucifer can’t figure out why no one else in the hotel is reacting to Alastor flirting with him nonstop.
Meanwhile, he accidentally plays matchmaker.
A/N: I can't say too much without spoiling this one, haha. But I will say that the mental image of Alastor just glaring at pristine white crown molding still makes me giggle.











