𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖: Hey namaari, tell me a joke
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙖𝙧𝙞: Your mom *laughs and turns around*
𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖: *laughs*
𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖: *sneaking a dagger from her pocket*
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𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖: Hey namaari, tell me a joke
𝙉𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙖𝙧𝙞: Your mom *laughs and turns around*
𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖: *laughs*
𝙍𝙖𝙮𝙖: *sneaking a dagger from her pocket*
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Oblivious Raya headcanon pt. 21:
Random person who’s high key in love with Raya and thinks her and Namaari are dating: Namaari! I challenge you to a duel for Raya’s hand!
Namaari: *leaps up to her feet to accept even though her and Raya aren’t even dating yet*
Raya: um excuse me? What is WRONG with you?
Random person: huh what do you mean?
Raya: if you want my hand you’re gonna have to chop it off yourself you COWARD! *whips out her sword and charges*
Random person, running away screaming: THIS ISNT WHAT I MEANT-
Sisu:....aren’t you gonna stop her
Namaari: I think she’s got it under control
Namaari: Wow Raya, uh, you look great tonight.
Raya:
Raya: OH WHAT ARE YOU SAYING I DIDNT LOOK GREAT LAST NIGHT?
Namaari: what-
Raya: ARE YOU CALLING ME UGLY?! [cries]
Namaari: NO I NEVER SAID THAT!
Sisu: this is the 3rd time this week-
Ok so I had to hop on some of this oblivious!Raya and Namaari’s sapphic yearning bs because it’s so hilarious lol
Credit to @moon-spirit-yue for all the great originals :)
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Namaari starts to realize that the stupid laws for arrest aren’t working so maybe an award would work better with Raya’s competitive nature
Fang Vendor: Ok you’re all set!
Raya: Great! Thanks again!
Fang Vendor: Oh I almost forgot! Since you bought that particular salakót, you have won a kiss from our princess Namaari herself!
Raya: *blushing for some unknown reason* W-what?? I won a— Hold on why would I want a kiss from that binturi?!
Namaari: Well, well, well... it’s been a couple months dep la. Miss me?
Namaari’s thoughts: ok DONT F THIS UP
Raya: *sighs and turns around* Undercut, you’re crazy if you think I want a kiss from you.
Namaari’s thoughts: good god she’s so attractive plz dragons let her want a free kiss ITS LITERALLY FREE WHAT MORE DO I HAVE TO DO
Namaari: *shrugs, trying not to panic and run away* You’re pretty lucky Raya, a lot of Fang’s citizens would love a kiss from their future chief.
Raya: *big confused about why she actually considered it for a split second and also why Namaari isn’t trying to attack or chase her*
Raya: Well you can KISS MY ASS BINTURI *whistles for Tuk Tuk*
Namaari: AM I THAT REPULSIVE TO YOU YOU PUNK ASS STUBBORN—
*Tuk Tuk kicks it into high gear and covers Namaari in dust as they zoom away*
Namaari: fuck
Raya: SISU- I THINK IM HAVING AN HEART ATTACK!
Sisu: WHAT?! Why- what hap-
Raya: Namaari held my hand!
Sisu:
Raya:
Sisu: GURL-
So ima hop on the Oblivious! Raya train and guest starring my oc Quan!
Namaari: Quan, can you talk to Raya?
Quan who doesn't like Namaari: what? Why?
Namaari: ask her if she likes me
Quan: ight
Later...
Quan: hey sis can I ask you something?
Raya: yeah sure whats up?
Quan: do you like Namaari?
Raya: yeah but i think she hates me
Quan confused asf: ???
Raya: I mean shes been after me for 6 years so i think that just confirms that she hates me so why do i even try
Quan whos just given up on Raya's obliviousness: you know what, whatever floats your boat i dont even care anymore-
I have a very firm belief that Raya has pretended to be a Fang soldier at least once in her life. This one is longer than usual so buckle up. Sapphic yearning Namaari series and oblivious Raya headcanon series:
Raya, knocking out a Fang soldier in their room cause she needed to steal food: oh damn I didn’t mean to hit her that hard-
Atitaya, at the door: hey Tam, are you almost ready? You and the other new scouts need to be down in five minutes
Raya, panicking and praying her voice sounded like the girl she knocked out: yeah I just need to change my clothes! I’ll be down as soon as possible
Atitaya, walking away: alright. Remember, Namaari doesn’t mess around when it comes to scouting missions so get down quickly or else she’s gonna come and find you *walks away*
Raya: damn it! What am I supposed to do now? Tam here is out cold and Namaari is going to find me even if I left right now! How can I- *notices Tam has the same build as her and wears a mask* this is such a terrible idea but hey what’s one more to my ever growing list
Namaari, waiting in the courtyard for Tam who is now Raya: you! Soldier! Why are you here so late? And what’s with the mask?
Raya, sweating nervously: my apologies, Princess Namaari. I recently came down with a common cold so it took me a little bit longer to get ready. It’s also why I’m wearing the mask. I don’t want anyone else getting infected
Namaari, humming in appreciation: what’s your name, soldier
Raya, mumbling quietly: ah shit what is my name. Tam! My name is Tam, Princess
Namaari, nodding in acknowledgment: well, you are certainly dedicated. I can respect that. Next time, just get here faster. Understood?
Raya, nodding frantically: of course, Princess Namaari
Namaari, getting on her serlot and motioning for everyone to move forward: now that everyone’s here, we can start the mission. Let’s get to it
Fang soldier 1, whispering to Raya: damn girl you got off the hook real easy
Raya, also whispering: really? Isn’t she always like that?
Fang soldier 2, joining the conversation: oh sweet spirits no. She’s a stickler for punctuality. Especially with these types of missions
Raya, confused because Namaari always treats her this way: huh. Well what mission is this again? I think my sickness messed up my memory a bit
Fang soldier 1: I’m surprised you forgot. We’re going to capture Raya for like the millionth time
Raya, sighing: I should have known
Fang soldier 2, snorting: you really should have. Even a newbie like you couldn’t have forgotten our princess’s obsession with Raya
Raya, trying to get some information out of them: you’re right. But do you know why Namaari is so intent on capturing her?
Fang soldier 1: I’m genuinely shocked you don’t know. It’s because she-
Namaari, cutting them off: halt! This place is covered in traps. It could take us ages to get through these
Raya, who set these traps up: oh no worries! I got this *weaves through the traps in like three minutes*
Namaari: huh. Impressive
Atitaya, grinning: I don’t think I’ve heard you compliment anyone other than Raya. Could it be that you’ve taken an interest in the new recruit?
Namaari, blushing: what? No, of course not!
Raya: *laughs loudly at a dumb joke a soldier made*
Namaari, sighing: okay so maybe I think Tam is kind of cute. That doesn’t mean anything
Atitaya: I mean, all I’m saying is that if you went for Tam, you wouldn’t have to chase down some girl who hates you
Namaari: it’s not like I’m actually catching feelings for her
Raya, walking towards them and holding a baby bunny in her hands: look at this little guy? Is he not the cutest? *coos and gently pets the bunnies head*
Namaari, blushing and looking away: I retract my previous statement
Raya, looking at Namaari: did you say something, Princess Namaari?
Namaari, shaking her head frantically: nope not a word from me
Raya, shrugging: okay! *walks off*
Namaari, groaning: she’s a clueless idiot too. She’s just my type
Atitaya, grinning: does this mean we can go home soon?
Namaari: let’s just set up camp for now
*a couple hours later*
Raya, laying on her back: okay once everyone falls asleep I’m gonna have to low key steal this serlot and get the hell out of here
Namaari, approaching her: Tam? What are you doing up so late?
Raya, thinking of a lie: oh I was just star gazing. They’re beautiful tonight
Namaari, looking right at her: beautiful indeed
Raya, confused: how would you know you haven’t even looked up yet?
Namaari, laughing: I guess you’re right. You know, you don’t need to wear your mask anymore. We’re outside and I’m the only one around
Raya, trying to think of an excused: oh uh I just don’t look too hot right now
Namaari, rolling her eyes and takes off the mask: oh come on it can’t be that b-
Raya, now staring at Namaari: heh so I think it’s best if I took my leave so *kicks Namaari’s neck and makes a break for it*
Atitaya, seeing Namaari on the ground: woah what happened? And where’s Tam?
Namaari, in shock: she kicked me in the throat. Raya was Tam the whole time
Atitaya: so basically your pathetic ass fell for the same girl twice
Namaari, nodding: yeah that’s what happened. We’re going to get married one day I can feel it
Atitaya, on the verge of stabbing something: SHE KCIKED YOU IN THE THROAT I CAN SEE THE FOOTPRINTS NAMAARI GET A GRIP-
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Oblivious Raya headcanon series:
Namaari, taking a selfie with nothing but trees in the background and sending it to Raya: look, here’s all the people in the world that want to fuck you
Raya, texting back confused: if that’s the case then why are you in the picture?
Namaari: get the hint already I’m trying to be subtle here