#obvious jokes

[tsuisou-no-despair]

“hm, those chibis are getting a fair few notes, I wonder how many they’re at-”

nice

[ultratropicalrainforest]

If/when Mattel brings back Monster High and Ever After High, the cartoons should start with a character saying something along the lines of "It feels like we've been taking a break for long time." or "It's been awhile since anything's happened.".

[collapsedsquid]

Social justice has become a religion, cruel, capricous, and arbitrary, and that is why we must discard it and become catholics.

[collapsedsquid]

It’s so nice of Corbyn to help this woman get back the love of her life using the classical romantic comedy technique. 

[fernlom]

Creationaria Bonus

Then Fern came in and stabbed Capri. the end. 

@capri-sunqueen

[collapsedsquid]

When someone publishes “How could these people be so stupid as to vote for Trump or Brexit?“ takes right alongside “Now that Trump and Brexit have happened, what can we do to win over the white working class“ they need to think a bit harder about how maybe they are answering their own question.

[personalityisnice]

Pearl: Look at the size of it! I had no idea these things were so big! 

......Well no, you wouldn't...I’m sorry.

[ladyfabulous]

Does this mean I have to offer to marry some Brits now?