#obviously buzzfeed is almost always wrong

[just-a-bunch-of-random-crap]

Damn, go me!

[ashlinxloves]

—Joshua Hong? Joshua Hung—

Pairing: Joshua Hong x Fem!reader

Warnings/tags: 18+ MDNI, smut, best friends to lovers, reader's a svt fan (lol), unprotected sex, p in v, oral sex (f & m receiving), Joshua is HUNG and is confident about it, reader gets proved wrong, light atmosphere, Joshua's jealousy mentioned, sweet, slow sex, unprotected sex, breeding kink, creampie.

A/N: inspired by that one thirst tweet BuzzFeed interview, y'all know which one lol 🤭 finally got around to writing for SVT shsjshsj gotta write for my fellow carats too 🫣 anyway, enjoy, and as always, this is not how I depict the idols in real life, this is purely fiction! (This might get a part 2)

Word count: 4k

Dividers from @cursed-carmine

Joshua had just returned from another interview and was heading back to his apartment, where you were apparently waiting for him.

It was a surprise, really; he definitely didn't expect that one of his newest interviews—the one with the thirst tweets, where he, Dino, and Dokyeom were in.

He called out your name questioningly, which immediately caught your attention.

"Hong Jisoo." You stared at him seriously as if he'd done something wrong before pointing at the TV, where the interview was paused.

"Joshua Hung—" you stated, getting cut off by a groan. "—you really didn't hold back on the translations this time, did you?"

You asked, and your best friend rolled his eyes. Of course, this would happen. He had been dreading it since he knew you were a carat.

"Listen, the guys wanted to know, so I explained, it's as simple as that."

"Nuh uh," you disagreed, shaking your head. This video was more... detailed than the last thirst tweet video Joshua's members were in.

"You were more straightforward with it, unlike Vernon. And Joshua Hung? Really?" You scoffed at the thought. There was no way.

“What? The fans say it, so it must be true, right?” He shrugged, playful about the whole thing. Now you were curious, glancing down for a brief second before looking back up at his face.

“Oh, yeah? Prove it.”

“What—” Joshua’s eyes went wide, sputtering slightly at your words. He couldn't comprehend the fact that you were asking for proof. “A–are you serious?”

He scoffed out a laugh, but you were unconvinced. “Yeah. Come on, prove it. I bet you don't even know how to use it, do you?”

“Excuse me? I know how to use my dick just fine, thank you. I don't need to prove shit to you,” he muttered, ears flushing red at the topic. Why were you so insistent on challenging and teasing him about this?

“Yeah? I think you’re just scared.” You defied him, tilted your head, crossed your arms, and then stood up to walk over to him.

Joshua shook his head at your insistence, knowing how stubborn you could be at times like these. “You shouldn’t be asking things you aren’t ready for, you know… plus, you wouldn’t be able to handle it.”

It was your turn to scoff; you’ve had experience before Joshua, but he always treated you like you didn’t. Like he ignored the fact you’d had sex with different men before.

This wasn’t an appropriate topic between best friends, either, even though you and Joshua had known each other for almost a decade and had seen the best and worst moments of your lives.

You decided to step closer, squinting your eyes at him as you continued the conversation.

“What if I could handle it? What then, Shua?”

The question hung in the air, the atmosphere thick as your best friend tried to find a logical answer. Obviously, there was only one, and as much as he wanted to say “fuck it”, he wasn’t sure if he was ready to cross that line just yet.

“Earth to Joshua—are you in there?” You waved your hand over his face, snapping him out of his train of thought before taking a deep breath.

Before you could even utter another teasing remark, he cupped your face with his hands, tugging you towards him and pressing his lips against yours. Your eyes widened, the action unexpected but not unwelcome, as you let out a soft noise and grabbed onto his forearms.

Joshua kissed you as if you were a flower, gently and caressingly. His thumbs rubbed the apples of your cheeks as his lips moved softly against yours, as he slowly backed you towards the couch.

Not pulling away from the kiss, he managed to turn the two of you around, so he was the one sitting down before pulling you to his lap, only to accidentally hit his head against the backrest.

“Ah—” He let out as he broke the kiss for a brief moment, and saw you trying to hold in your giggles.

“Haha, yes, laugh at my pain whilst in the middle of a makeout session, real funny.”

Joshua’s sarcastic remark made you finally break, giggling into your hand as he just watched you with a fond expression, ignoring the dull ache at the back of his head.

Once your fit of giggles was over, you spoke up, smiling sweetly at him. “Listen— I told you to stop leaning your head there, but you keep making the same mistake.”

“Laughing at my pain won’t help-!” He retorted playfully, shaking his head.

“And proving you have a small dick will?” You started again, the small accident almost diminishing the earlier curiosity, but you weren’t quick to forget.

“You just won’t let it go, will you?” He muttered, bringing your face close to his again, and kissed you, as soft as earlier, but with a bit more intensity, as if trying to prove a point now.

Joshua tangled his fingers through your hair, gently tugging as he adjusted the two of you on the couch, holding onto your hip with his other hand. His kisses were reverent, full of something the two of you weren’t able to describe.

It was something out of a dream for him—being able to finally kiss you. Being your best friend was fine; it was enough for Joshua, but he couldn’t help the burning feeling of jealousy in his gut every time he saw you with another guy.

Of course, he respected your decision and supported you no matter who you were with in a relationship, but you always got hurt somehow, and it pissed him off. He would treat you better. He knew he could.

“Is this okay..?” He murmured against your lips, stealing a few more kisses, which made you giggle and nod. Keeping you comfortable with everything was the first thing he’d always prioritise.

“I bet I can treat you better than all of your lousy boyfriends,” he remarked, confident that he could, but you huffed, unconvinced.

“Shua, I thought you liked them—”

“I lied. I hated them the moment I shook each one of their hands. And I hated them even more the moment they decided to hurt you,” he stated, clear with his words that he wouldn’t fuck around with your feelings. Not now, not ever.

That made your stomach flip. Joshua had always been sweet and gentlemanly towards you, knowing when to be playful and when to be serious. He always knew what you needed without asking; he just came prepared.

“M’sorry..” you mumbled out an apology, ducking your head down, as he blinked in surprise.

“What are you sorry for, pretty girl? It’s not your fault.” He rubbed your back, comforting you as he made you look up at him. He moved his hand from your hip to rub your back, and caressed your cheek with his other hand to make you look up at him. “Just saying that I can treat you so much better… if you’d let me.”

His words made you feel warmer than usual; his soft, warm touch melted you as you nodded.

With that, Joshua pressed kisses along the apples of your cheeks, your forehead, the tip of your nose, and finally your lips once more, kissing you sweetly.

His hands roamed, squeezing your sides gently as he pressed you down onto him, making you feel how you were affecting him.

A lump was stuck in your throat, having felt his erection poking your ass. You didn't want to admit it, but he was packing, even through his pants.

“Feel that? Do you believe me now?” He muttered, looking at you with increasing arousal, gently grinding up.

“Oh, that? I thought those were your keys.” You sassed, earning a scoff. You were truly something else when it came to teasing him.

“Baby, you don’t know what you got yourself into.”

Joshua grabbed you up by the back of your thighs, wrapping your legs around his waist before hoisting you up. You yelped at the sudden movement, latching onto his neck as he carried you to his bedroom.

He gently placed you on the bed, settling himself between your thighs as he kissed your face all over, making you laugh softly. Gently pushing up your shirt, he whispered soft praises and sweet things against your skin.

“You’re so beautiful.. You deserve to be loved and cherished,” he murmured, finally getting your shirt off of you. Joshua ducked his head down to kiss your neck, occasionally nipping the soft skin, and trailing down to your collarbones and chest.

He kissed along the hem of your bra, pressing his lips between the lacy fabric and your soft mounds. You moved your hands to his hair, carding through the silky locks as you moaned his name.

“Fuck, don’t do that and moan my name or I might just..” He muttered against you before shifting lower, pressing kisses on your ribcage down to your abdomen until he was facing the zipper of your pants.

You were already panting, feeling your panties sticking to your cunt, the gussets of your panties soiled. Your fingers were still tangled in Joshua's hair as he looked up at you with half-lidded eyes.

“Can I?” He asked as he held onto your thighs to spread your legs a bit to give his body some space. You huffed, rolling your eyes at the question, which made him pinch your hip. “I'm serious.”

“Shua, I gave you permission to fuck me with your so-called big dick, so yes, you can.”

“So sassy, I'm being nice here,” he murmured with a slight pout before yanking your pants down gently along with your panties until they were pulled down to your ankles and out of the way. He hooked your legs over his shoulders, getting himself comfortable between your thighs.

Once he was facing your pussy, his breath hitched. You looked so beautiful, exposed to him like this. “Fuck..”

Murmuring to himself, you watched him lean in and open his mouth, flattening his tongue against your slit, tasting your sweet juices. Your legs trembled as a soft mewl came out of you.

“You're shaking like a leaf… is this your first time receiving head?” he asked bluntly, but when he saw your flushed and seemingly embarrassed expression, he blinked in realisation. It was your first time being eaten out. “Fucking hell…”

He groaned, disappointed and relieved. Disappointed at your past boyfriends—useless pieces of shit—but relieved that he would be the first to pleasure you.

"I'm gonna make you feel so good,” he mumbled against your cunt, a promise made as he lapped up and suckled on your clit like it was his favourite candy.

You tilted your head back against his pillows, trembling and moaning, tugging on his hair when his mouth was on your sensitive nub.

“Joshua—” you keened out a whine, breathless from the pleasure and the increasing pressure in your lower abdomen. “Shua, I’m gonna—”

Whining out at the loss of his mouth on you, you watched him shake his head. “Not yet. I’m not done with your sweet cunt just yet.”

He leaned back, settling on his knees as he took his shirt off. Soon after that, his jeans followed, tugging them down to his thighs. His erection was more prominent, and you couldn’t help but swallow.

Joshua noticed your gaze on his crotch, making him grin smugly.

“What? Believe me now?” he teased, but he was gently rubbing your knee, soothing your upcoming anxieties.

He was big; he knew it could be intimidating at first. That’s why he was going to do everything to make sure you were comfortable.

Pulling down his boxers, Joshua finally let his cock out of its confines. It was long with a reddish-pink tip, already leaking precum after tasting you. He was aching and begging for attention.

You licked your lips, gawking at his length. Well, there go your small dick jokes.

“My turn…” You stated, moving over to him, surprise painting Joshua’s face. He hadn’t expected to receive head from you, and he didn’t expect it from you at all. He wanted to focus on you, but seeing the hungry look in your eyes was an overwhelming ego boost.

So, he leaned back against the headboard this time, switching positions with you. He watched you settle down between his legs, eyeing his twitching dick. A soft groan came out of him when you gently grabbed the base. The feeling of your hand on him was enough to make him leak more precum.

“Fuck—” he moaned when you licked a stripe on the bottom side of his cock before giving his tip kitten licks, all while looking up at him. You were going to be the death of him.

His hand moved towards your hair, running through the soft, silky strands as he guided your head. You started taking him in slowly, suckling on his tip gently before delving deeper, hollowing your cheeks and swirling your tongue around his length.

“Ngh—just like that—fucking hell, you’re trying to suck me dry, what the–nnmgh..” He moaned, his grip on your hair tightening as he bobbed your head up and down his length, letting you take him deeper and deeper down your throat until you couldn’t, soft muffled sounds coming out of you.

“Fuck, fuck—sorry,” he apologised, out of breath as he let you breathe before guiding you back to deepthroating him again, getting you used to his girth inside your wet mouth. “Your mouth is so—ngh, I’m gonna end up fucking your face if you continue sucking the life out of my dick, sweetheart.”

You let out a muffled moan at the idea, the vibrations going to his thick length, causing him to grunt softly.

“Yeah? You want that? You’d let me fuck your pretty face? God, I’m the luckiest man alive right now…” He moaned out the last part when you started sucking him harder, slurping and getting sloppier with each bob of your head.

Joshua’s eyes started rolling to the back of his head, his hips moving as he held your head with both of his hands, fucking his cock up into your throat. Holding and clawing his thighs, you gurgled, letting him use you for his pleasure until he stilled, spilling hot cum down your throat.

His legs were clenched, slightly shaking from the intensity of his orgasm, when he finally let you pull away, gasping for air.

You were panting, throat sore and sticky from his release as you swallowed thickly to recover. Once you did, you wiped the spit, which was dribbling down your chin from how sloppily you had sucked Joshua off.

“That was the hottest thing I’ve done in a while,” he admitted as he ran his fingers through his hair, forehead damp with sweat as his chest rose and fell. “C’mere.”

Joshua signalled you over, taking your hand into his as you climbed over to straddle his thighs. Your exposed heat was hovering over his half-hard dick, still aching for your attention. When he opened the drawer to get a condom, he clicked his tongue in distaste.

“I can take the morning-after pill—” you blurted out, seeming to have no problem in fucking him raw.

Joshua’s tip nudged your soaked entrance unintentionally, his hips thrusting up out of habit. The thought of feeling your heat without any barriers was tempting, but he wanted to be one hundred percent sure you were all in.

“Joshua, if you ask me if I’m sure, I’m gonna sink myself on your cock myself.” Your expression was serious, yet flushed, wanting to really fuck him.

You were all in.

And if you were, he was going to do this correctly—focusing on your pleasure instead of his. So, he flipped the two of you over, with you on your back while he was between your thighs again.

“If we’re gonna do this, we’re gonna do this right, and my way. Which means your pleasure comes before mine, got it? So, tell me if it’s too much. I can wait.”

You nodded at his words, licking your lips at his dominant attitude. You didn’t mind being told what to do by Joshua more often.

He nudged his against your wet heat, groaning softly to himself as he hotdogged his cock between your folds, rubbing himself against you to coat himself with your slick.

You were so wet, it almost drove him insane. When he was finally satisfied with grinding against you, he positioned himself and slowly pushed his length into you, watching how his fat cockhead stretched your hole out.

“Joshua—” You gasped, immediately grabbing his shoulders, your hole spasming and tightening around his shaft as he pushed in deeper. Not even halfway in, you shook your head, signalling him to pause, gasping and whining out softly.

“Is it too much, baby? Do you want me to pu—”

“No–! No, don’t pull out... I can take it. Just... just give me a second, damn.” You panted, rubbing your best friend’s shoulders, digging your nails into his shoulders every once in a while as you recovered. Once you did, you gave Joshua a small nod to continue.

“God, you’re so perfect for me, so pretty, tight and wet. I could fuck you on every surface of my apartment, and I still wouldn’t be satisfied.” He murmured, finally bottoming out inside you, the two of you moaning in unison. Your cunt was driving Joshua into a frenzy—the way your walls pulsed around him, stretching to accommodate his size—he was doing everything in his power not to thrust hard and deep.

“Move, Shua, I need you to move.. I wanna feel you.”

With that, Joshua pulled his hips back just enough to leave his tip inside you before pushing back in with a slow, teasing thrust, making you feel his whole length. He repeated the action a few times, watching as you writhed underneath him and whined, begging for more.

“Shh, let me make love to you. I wanna worship you before ruining you completely later.”

And Joshua did as he said he would—he'd ruin you with his big dick, proving you wrong and making sure you ate your words.

“Fuck, your pussy is squeezing me so tight— gonna bust a nut if you keep spasming around me like this—” he groaned against your hair, pressing a soft kiss on the crown of your head as his thrust got a bit sloppier and faster before slowing down again, letting your first orgasm build up slowly.

“Shua, I'm— I think I'm gonna come—” you keened out a soft whine, breathless and delirious from pleasure. Joshua's cock twitched inside you at the soft admission, making him kiss your forehead before giving you the green light to come around his shaft.

Your orgasm hit you like a freight train, your toes curling and pussy clenching around your best friend's dick as you gushed out slick that it dripped down into Joshua's sheets.

His release came soon after, painting your walls white as ragged breathing came out of him when he spilled his cum into you. So warm, so tight. So perfect.

He pulled out, watching as his cum dribbled out of your spasming hole, causing his dick to harden once more. “Can we go again?”

That made your pussy clench, not expecting Joshua to want to go again immediately after he had just cum inside you. But you nodded nonetheless, needing to feel him over and over until you were a boneless mess in his sheets.

Joshua pulled you closer by your legs, wrapping them around his waist loosely, before sinking into your used hole once more, slipping in way more easily with your mixed juices.

“Fuck, how are you still so tight after I just fucked you..?” It was more of a rhetorical question, really, but you were one to push buttons when you didn't have to.

“Maybe you haven't fucked me enough—eek-!” You squealed when Joshua snapped his hips a little too harshly this time around, but still stayed slow and gentle. He could punish you some other time, more focused on watching his length disappear into your heat over and over again.

Joshua was so entranced by how your stretched hole was barely accommodating his length, his hips rolling in rhythmic thrusts.

He was getting harder at the sight of the white ring forming at the base of his dick, seeing how wet he was making you.

He soon moved one of his hands to your clit, rubbing the pudgy nub gently and matching it with his strokes. The way you arched your back and moaned for him was addicting, and he couldn't get enough.

“That's it, baby, moan for me… fuck, I might just breed your pussy—would that be okay? Would you let me breed you?” Joshua babbled, leaning down to kiss your face all over, his soft kisses matching his slow, sensual thrusts.

“Shua, faster—please, please—” you begged, and he complied, setting his pace a bit faster, rubbing your clit a bit more harshly, which made your legs tighten around his waist, keeping him in the same position, which made him groan.

You were practically begging him to keep coming inside you—locking him in place like this. He was fucked, completely fucked. And he didn't want to be anywhere else.

Feeling your cunt tighten around him, he could feel that you were getting close again. He continued working on your clit, moving his head down to your neck, kissing and sucking hickeys into your pretty skin. He, himself, was getting closer, but he wanted to make you come first.

“C'mon, sweet girl, cum for me, cum for me and I'll give you a big load. Please—”

Your orgasm came in bursts, squealing as you held him close, your limbs wrapped around him as you came around him once more. Your back was arched, your mouth agape, and your eyes rolled back, seeing stars from how hard your second orgasm hit you.

Joshua groaned as his hips stuttered, spilling hot, sticky cum inside you. “Fuck, fuck, fuck—”

He cursed as he kept thrusting, making sure his release was deep inside you, spilling out of your entrance while he was still inside.

Pulling out of you was a difficult thing to do, not wanting to leave your heat even with his softening cock. But when he finally did, he saw how beautiful you looked, ruined and panting.

He kissed your skin all over, worshipping you until he got to your pussy again, kissing and biting your inner thighs before kissing your clit. You squeaked, pushing his head away, whining about how you couldn't come anymore.

“Not gonna eat you out… just let me worship you like you deserve to be worshipped.” He kissed your legs until he got to your ankles, grabbing both of them and folding your legs to your chest.

“God, I might get hard again by just watching my cum drip out of you…” he murmured, his eyes lidded before snapping out of it when you playfully slapped his arm.

“Have some self-control, Hong Jisoo..” you laughed breathlessly at your best friend, but noticed his already hard length.

“That's hard when it comes to you.”

After one more round, Joshua finally decided to let you rest, bringing you a snack and a glass of water. He noticed that you were wearing one of his T-shirts, sitting up on the bed as you took the snack and water from him.

“Okay.. so, uhm..” you started, flushing post-sex, your brain slightly hazy but clear enough to talk to him. “What.. what are we?”

Joshua snorted gently, sitting right beside you while stroking your calf. “I dunno, you tell me. From what I know we're best friends who decided to fuck because someone watched a thirst tweet interview and asking me to prove I have a big dick.”

“Shua, I'm serious,” you whined, looking at him with that soft look in your eyes which always made him melt.

“All I know is that I'm yours.”

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[rosierecs13]

𝜗𝜚 Lewis Pullman Recs

⭒ Masterpost ⭒ 05/13/2026

⭒ Actors Masterlist

⭒ Lewis Pullman Masterlist  

Kiss you | @woantohae

Y/N and Lewis had agreed to have lunch with his parents, while Y/N finished preparing the dessert, Lewis had to finish cooking the mashed potatoes, but in between obviously some stolen kisses.

With the Band | @whoisshel

Wrong Bag, Right Time | @sillygoose067

Couch Cuddles | @/sillygoose067

Home Is Where the Heart Is | @/sillygoose067

Plus One, Minus Me | @/sillygoose067

Sugar-Coated Alibis | @/sillygoose067

Home | @/sillygoose067

The Scene Between Scenes | @/sillygoose067

Fading Chords | @/sillygoose067

singer!yn x lewis pullman headcanons | @dontpulloutman

the lewis pullman archive ! | @/dontpulloutman

7 minutes of lewis & yn talking about each other | @/dontpulloutman

can you fight? (twitter shenanigans) | @/dontpulloutman

favorite muse | @/dontpulloutman

in which the internet freaks out over singer-songwriter Y/N’s longtime (yet secret) muse

Thirst Tweets  | @ilovebabyonboard

It all kicks off on the set of Thunderbolts, where you and Lewis Pullman are supposed to be focused on superhero antics—but the real sparks are flying off-camera. Between inside jokes, stolen glances, and the world’s most chaotic BuzzFeed thirst tweets interview, you and Lewis can’t help but blur the line between “just acting” and something way more real. Fans notice the chemistry, your castmates tease, and suddenly every look and touch feels like a secret you’re both dying to tell. By the time you’re reading wild tweets about each other on camera, it’s pretty clear: you’re both in way deeper than you planned.

Peachy | @itwillbethescarletwitch

REVERSE FAN | @darnell-la

usually the fan is freaking out about the actor they’ve just met, but in this case, Lewis Pullman couldn’t stop thinking about his fan. getting to know her wasn’t on his bucket list for his travels, but he’s glad it is now.

DARE | @aaronhotchswife

“Colorful.” | @sailingintothenight

The celebration in Montana for his mom’s birthday is just a casual family weekend to introduce you as his girlfriend, in the warmth of his home, with his siblings who keep trying to embarrass him. It's a roller coaster of emotions too with the persistent call from your ex that threatens to shatter the life you'd built together during those few but meaningful months. However, between the layers of your fears and his, there's one clear, unmistakable thought: I want to be with you, now and always... because it's better to be afraid together until you're no longer afraid at all, than to be alone and just fine apart. Because with him, life is colorful.

long distance butterflies | @voidreynolds

long distance with your favorite person in the world for almost half of the year was not something you loved. but you loved your boyfriend— really more than anything— and he was more than worth the late facetime calls, the insane work schedule, the opposite time zones, and the many, many tearful goodbyes and rushed airport kisses.

Thirst Tweets | m13na

It all kicks off on the set of Thunderbolts, where you and Lewis Pullman are supposed to be focused on superhero antics—but the real sparks are flying off-camera. Between inside jokes, stolen glances, and the world’s most chaotic BuzzFeed thirst tweets interview, you and Lewis can’t help but blur the line between “just acting” and something way more real. Fans notice the chemistry, your castmates tease, and suddenly every look and touch feels like a secret you’re both dying to tell. By the time you’re reading wild tweets about each other on camera, it’s pretty clear: you’re both in way deeper than you planned.

Mangoes and Mistakes | sillygoose067

This Is How You Fall In Love | sillygoose067

That’s how you get the girl | lovesflourmorethananything

When Lewis finally decides to confess his undying love for the woman of his dreams, he desperately tries to find the best way to do it.

[cozymochi]

Opinion on the live action films?

In terms of their “live action remake” schtick, my thoughts echo YOUR POST pretty much verbatim. They’re redundant and pointless and disrespect the artists and writers so much and always take the wrong freaking lessons out of their source material. (Im starting at 2010 for these.)

AND you know what’s wild?? Alice in Wonderland (2010), Maleficent (2014), The Jungle Book (2016), and Cinderella (2015) feel like such anomalies. They’re like… the first few from this stint, right? Almost like… at minimum the folk working on these had ideas in mind and really tried to make them their own things. You’ll def find people who hate these period, but you’ll also find more people giving these four a pass because at minimum… they do offer a different experience and don’t act as if they’re superior to what came before. I just don’t get that vibe.

THEN came Beauty and the Beast (2017) and it’s very clear Iger saw the successes of the former and went “oh i guess all we gotta do is just remake something people already know and we’ll make a billion dollars 🤪🤪🤪” and it’s obviously working. And every installment gets more egregious than the last and more blatantly cynical and acting as if “oh the originals weren’t that good anyway ☺️ look at us Screen Junkies and Twitter u can’t make fun of us now we’ve fixed everything.” (that’s another thing, all the bad faith criticism from the buzzfeed and honest trailers era I swear did so much freaking damage to creativity it’s absurd— and that’s to say nothing of what Twitter does.) The Lion King (2019) is probably the worst offender (AND ITS NOT LIVE ACTION u corporate animation disrespecting fucks AND HOT TAKE: they still look like cgi animals fuck you, rip the VFX artists)

Creatively bankrupt shitass fucking. Argh. It’s genuinely a case study in how they can take something already good, and SOMEHOW make it bad and miss the point of every creative decision made. All these little problems add up. And I think there’s something extra cynical happening now that genuinely rubs me the wrong way.

Honestly, I could talk forever about this on a case for case basis. There’s just soooo much to say. But it’s 7 AM and I shouldn’t get heated so soon.

[andthereisthatspark]

Processing the whole Ned thing

As someone’s who watched the Try Guys since their early days at Buzzfeed, to say that I’m sad and disappointed about this turn of events with Ned is truly an understatement.

When you watch these videos for so long, you feel like you know the Try Guys. Like you grew up with them.

I know it’s silly, but I’ve grown attached to them. When I’ve had a bad day or struggled with something in my own life, the Try Guys have always been there to make me laugh. It’s like having that one funny friend you can go to when the world lets you down.

So when I heard about Ned, my heart dropped into my stomach. The shock set in. And then I felt it. The stages of grief and hurt.

How could this happen?? Why do I feel this way? Like I’ve been personally let down or hurt by someone I care about? Someone I trusted.

The thing is, I didn’t know how much I relied on these videos and even particularly Ned until now.

It sounds ridiculous because they’re all human beings that make mistakes, but I had them all, Ned included, on a pedestal.

See, I grew up around one of those dads that didn’t give a shit about his wife and kids. A narcissist who saw our only worth as making him look good for achieving the American Dream. Who religiously talked shit about his whole family but then smiled in people’s faces and shook their hands at church.

So when you grow up around that, around a man who would see women on the news on tv and say “they probably brought it on themself,” a guy like Ned, who seemed to truly appreciate and adore his spouse and children, was a breath of fresh air.

It was a reminder of what I could one day have. A possibility of things to come.

A reminder that some guys out there actually DO value their family. That they ARE grateful for the lives they have. That they DON’T see their loved ones as failures or disappointments or something to be ashamed over.

So when I watched Ned go on about his wife and kids, he became an inherent favorite for me. A hope for the future.

(Don’t get me wrong- I love Eugene, Keith, and Zach too and obviously still do; I’m just explaining my connection here.)

So when I found out about what happened- it wasn’t just shock I felt- it was a feeling of loss.

I mean, the guys lost their business partner and best friend, and I can’t even begin to compare my feelings to theirs, but somehow, here I am playing breakup songs in the car.

See, Ned cheating on his wife shattered that image in my head for future. Just completely destroyed it.

And as someone with a history of being cheated on and date rape, I didn’t realize how badly I needed that dream, that someday someone would love and accept me for me, warts and all, and be proud of me, until it was shattered.

So all that’s to say this:

1. I wanna thank the Try Guys for their honesty, sincerity, and being candid in dealing with this whole thing. It reminds me of why I’ve been such a big fan for so long.

2. Ned- I don’t know what drove you to do what you did, but I hope you see the outright destruction you caused.

You didn’t just hurt the ones around you that were supposed to mean the most to you- your friends, your family, your coworkers, your own business, your reputation- but you reminded those who were fans of yours just why it’s so hard to trust anyone.

Because a guy can say the right words and play the part and still choose to throw it away.

3. I’ve still got a lot of healing to do, and Ned’s behavior just helped reveal how far I still have to go. 🙃

But, ya know, there is no time table for trauma and healing isn’t linear.

I’ve been in therapy for almost two years and haven’t dated in three since my assaults- unfortunately it all just takes time and none of us have the answers.

My final statement is this- though I doubt the Try Guys will ever see this, I do hope they’ll take the time and healing that they need to grieve- whatever that may look like and whatever form that’s needed in.

Not that they need my advice, but as someone who’s been through a lot of pain and used overcompensating at work to try and deal with it, I’ve found nothing replaces time and healing.

[parkers-gal]

do you mind doing a headcanon of the marvel cast shipping the reader(maybe ag! but idrc) and tom? thank you, have a nice day <3

here you go <33

(i wasn’t sure if you meant actress!reader too? so i went with ag!actress!reader)

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as an artist (yes we’re doing ag!reader) you obviously write a lot of songs about your love life

so let’s just say this new era has a lot of references to tom

some are super subtle and others not so much

the marvel cast doing their research

welcoming you into their (not so) little family

being the only one that’s super close to tom’s age (maybe a couple years younger/older)

the two of you immediately clicking

obviously your character is young so you & tom film a lot together

talking during breaks + in each other’s trailers

eventually practicing scenes together 

tom begging you to let him see yours so he knows what happens

morning coffee together; him remembering your order

robert being offended that tom didn’t get him any

getting butterflies because he only does that for you

eating lunch together

sharing a meal

acting like a couple even though you aren’t together

chris evans definitely starting the shipping

“when did they start dating?”

“they aren’t...” scarlett assuring them

“but now that you mention it,” elizabeth olsen gets super excited to finally voice her theories. “they seem to like each other”

“they’d make a move if they liked each other” sebastian trying to be logical and anthony just rolling his eyes

“that kid doesn’t even have a love life”

yes let’s keep this feud going 

if you release a single while they’re filming the next movie, they would so play it all the time and definitely ask so many questions about what these lines mean and etc

and “who inspired this?”

“you seem to be very specific...”

“c’mon, there’s gotta be someone”

anyways

the group hyping up tom

convincing him to gush over you

“she’s just so pretty”

“oh and have you seen the way she gets all excited about the little things? and then her music? it’s adorable”

sometimes it’s unbearable to hear him talk about you so damn much but they secretly love it

“you guys would be so cute together”

“when’s [y/ship/n] happening?”

“so, it says here that your characters are suppose to kiss,” hemsworth trying his best attempt “so why don’t you practice that line a few times just to test it out”

“looks like little spiderboy has crawled his way into her heart” scarlett teasing & teasing & teasing

“shut up” he’d laugh it off with a blush

tom always complimenting your costume/wardrobe

“tom if you’re gonna flatter her then just ask her out!”

the two of you ignoring the constant shipping despite obviously liking each other

oh my gosh, and the interviews

“no they’re definitely going to break at some point. look at them,” paul rudd and mark ruffalo just completely blabbing away during a buzzfeed interview

robert talking about set dynamics during comic con

and how “the sexual tension increases whenever these two walk in”

instagram comments???? tweets??? 

paparazzi always catch you & tom out together and it just feeds the flame

maybe pictures leaking of you two ice skating together

and when you show up to work the next day

the cast just grills you with questions

“was it a date?”

“why weren’t we invited if it wasn’t?” “i mean you two were alone so...”

“he’s literally holding your hand”

“he was helping me learn! there’s nothing wrong with having no balance”

“he’s holding your waist”

“i almost fell over”

“you’re literally sharing a hot chocolate”

“okay hush,” you huff. “no more questions. i’m closed for answers. goodbye now”

eventually, it becomes a cast inside joke to say “i’ll get right on that. as soon as [y/ship/n] starts.”

it’s just a normal saying now

and then the fans find out about it

if filming’s about to end, tom would get emotional because he knows he’s not gonna get to see you everyday for six hours 

making a move<3

[serenawitchwriter]

BNHA fusion (Bakusquad/Todoroki)

TodoBaku

i pity endeavor

somehow angrier than bakugou? like it’s less of a tsundere, shouty way and more of a punk rock 100% ready to throw down at the slightest provocation

has less tolerance for spice but will eat it anyway

spicy noodles

a lot blunter with his actual thoughts

so much fire, i’m imagining because of Baku's chemical secretion they could possibly make some kind of plasma, though i doubt that makes scientific sense.

also shoots steam out of one their hands

spiky red and white hair, not split down the middle but streaky. a bit like natsuo only more integrated

red eyes, no heterochromia, but keeps the scar

handsome, but constantly looks a bit constipated

really self-critical

incredibly good at mocking people. easily makes people cry with his insults because they’ll attack the thing about you that you don’t like

surprisingly unaggressive towards midoriya. like bakugou’s rivalry/aggression toward him is somehow dampened by todoroki’s love of mido

also tolerant of specifically mina, uraraka, and kirishima. everyone else push their buttons to the point of pissing them off.

i’d like to see them fight dabi because it feels like they’d have similar vibes, except todobaku is less theater kid.

would absolutely wear a leather jacket

despite their angry punk energy, they still pretty anal about self care and schedules. like they’re straight edge nerds about everything but fighting

KiriTodo

chaotic

like they aren’t a bad person but they are a dumbass and the shit that they get up to is spectacularly wild

completely red hair, silky texture. either slicks it back or spikes it into a mohawk. depends on the day

still scarred, red and blue eyes.

shark teeth but in a softer shaped face

usually shirtless, especially when it’s inappropriate

will eat literally anything

incredibly insecure but honest about it

clingy to his friends in an almost desperate way. like his friends will always be their for him but even then he’s struggling to feel secure about it

slow burn anger, but is the most terrifying person to see angry. you do not want to see him get genuinely pissed

an incredibly kind person

fantastic with animals

another elemental quirk user

i have the mental image of a rock golem running at the enemy while on fire and covered in ice. again, avoid pissing him off

pauses a lot while talking and uses a lot of filler words like ‘like, um, and uh”. almost like a valley girl

deceptively smart and emotionally mature. like they have their moments of being profound, of getting where others are coming from, of doing something totally genius

but is also a dumbass the vast majority of the time. like you’d be shocked at how stupid he can be

can’t fucking read

affectionate towards Bakugou and Midoriya. thinks they’re all best friends. isn’t entirely wrong. loves Mina as well

cuddly as hell, but is not comfortable to cuddle with. he’s too hard and he’s never the right temperature

TodoMina

chaotic part 2

a weird combo, probably not very stable

candy cane colored curls, with a pink transition color in their hair. still has horns.

it’s hard to tell that they’re scarred with pink skin. heterochromic eyes, one blue, the other yellow with black sclara

has a creepy laugh

fully into being an alien and is attempting to convince people it’s true, not in a joking way.

more plasma options in terms of quirks. i don’t know how freezing or heating acid effects it, but the effect can probably be used for something

will do basically anything they put their mind to, no matter how absurd. once they make a decision they’re going to do it hell or high water

shift back and forth between being incredibly hyper and on the ball, and being exhausted and antisocial. 

overly invested in gossip and discovering the truth. nosy as hell

impossible to predict

probably into yoga?

manic pixie dream girl? definitely quirky

has a mean sense of humor, and is sometimes just mean in general. generally has good intentions but won’t hesitate to cut people down when they feel they ‘deserve it’

candy addiction

TodaKami

very stable

very funny and chill

stoner vibes regardless of if they do drugs

zones out constantly

black lightning in the white half, red lightning in yellow half of hair. fine and silky as hell

green eyes, no scar. probably needs glasses but doesn’t have them yet

weather powers. can make storms, clouds, effect temperature. can be effected by their own weather and injures themselves often

but is an op fighter anyway

both a memer and conspiracy theorist but in an entertaining way. could have a buzzfeed unsolved style show if they find the right skeptic. i feel like iida would be a cute partner for that. obviously todokami is the unhinged one

will eat literal garbage. i could see them eating from a dumpster because the pizza looked okay

rude mouth, says what he’s thinking regardless of how hurtful it is. isn’t intentionally trying to be mean.

obsessed with dragons

constantly tired. they sleep and sleep but it is never enough

pretty cuddly and quiet when zoned out

a fantastic hugger

baby

Todosero

weird but in an inexplicably normal way

like they’re not getting bullied for it, they’re not subverting society or being overly chaotic. they’re just kinda... odd.

possibly a fae in disguise?

fixed looking smile

scarred. small black eyes. hair is split to be red and white. but the roots are black

obviously still has tape elbows. quirk is probably some kinda fire and ice whip. makes a lot of icicles as well. has many creative applications, especially because they’re both range attacks

executive dysfunction anyone?

loves manga, particularly weird artsy kind, or horror and mysteries

will chill in high places for hours. probably makes a full spiderweb or cocoon or hammock.

just likes getting away from people

wears Hawaiian shirts casually. on the tame side

loves the beach

loves noodles more than life itself. has a mission to try every type of noodle

probably gets stuck places and gets lost easily

makes people uncomfortable. kind of person who just stands silently and stares at you. will wait until you notice him to speak. so sometimes he’ll just be standing silently behind you for five minute and than you’ll finally turn around and have a heart attack,

will otherwise jut kinda stand at the periphery of groups and stare blankly. like that vine of the guy disassociating at a party

never quite jives with the conversations, timing always seems off. they’re just really awkward

pretty fun loving given the opportunity. hanging out with friends is their favorite activity

vibes fairly well with ojiro and hagakure

TodoJirou

cool

makes ice puns, which is lame but gay/lesbian solidarity part 2

white and purple hair in a bob. no scar. has the earphone jacks. purple and silver eyes. petite

deserves to wear sunglasses at all times. probably doesn’t but they deserve to

incredibly chill

actually pretty lazy given the opportunity

still plays the bass and is quite passionate about it

husky singing voice. it’s good but unique, most suited towards indie stuff, not belting Broadway.

plays with earjacks constantly

in love with momo

powers aren’t particularly enhanced by each other. have to get pretty creative to make it effective. don’t mind that much, they aren’t trying to be number one, they’re just herre to help

probably always in a leather jacket

generally pretty sweet, especially towards close friends. it’s a quiet kindness. more shown by putting extra food on your plate when you’re not eating enough, instead of demanding you eat more verbally

sardonic

stable

easily annoyed, especially by injustice. if something is unfair they’ll get mad

generally incredibly mellow, one of the less feral fusion overall

(masterlist)

[k0dzukwen]

BNHA boys reacting to and dealing with a S/O thats always eating?

i feel called out i eat 24/7... anyways ((you didn’t specify gender so..i’m doing female-

warning! mention of eating disorder (for denki)

Shoto Todoroki

concerned at first

like very concerned...

he thinks your pregnant... he looked up why a girl might eat a lot HAHAH “Y/N..are you pregnant?”

you almost pass out

you finally tell him that you just really enjoy eating and trying new food, you actually end up going on a huge rant on how much you just really love eating and how you’re learning to cook

he just listens to you talking, he’s glad that you’re okay and it was just a tiny hobby. he’s also smiling a little because of how cute you look talking about food

he starts buying you food more

desserts, breakfasts, lunches. dinners, you name it he GOT YOU rich boy alert..

he tries to learn how to cook with you, he’s unsuprisingly good at it. he gets good to the point where he will make you food while you sleep so you can eat it when you wake up GUIVDUID I LOVE HIM PLS

Katsuki Bakugou

he’s a little bitch about it at first..

he takes your food...and eats it in front of you for fun

at first, you took it as a joke like, “haha ok babe give me my candy back...” and then it got kind of...annoying

you find yourself snapping at him more

one day you are completely devouring some food Mina bought you and he literally takes it and yells at you- “STOP EATING DUMBASS, DO YOU WANNA GET SICK OR SOMETHING??”

you start tearing up out of anger, he’s getting so mad...for what

he notices you crying and IMMEDIATELY changes  “Wait..Y/N that was mean I’m sorry..Here you can have it back”

you explain to him why you like eating and why you eat so much, you tell him about how you want to learn how to cook and all these other things.

he doesn’t show it but he thinks it’s cute

he helps you learn how to cook and refrains from getting mad at you for cutting an onion wrong LMAKHI HE’S TRYING SO HARD TO BE NICE

you eventually learn the basics after almost burning the dorms down-

he buys you stuff to make food and watches you cook he’s like a mini gordon ramsay but nice because you’re his girlfriend

Izuku Midoriya

he’s so nice about it-

like he see’s you eating ALOT and he just gives you some of his food like its nothing

SECRETLY TOO NERVOUS AND SCARED TO ASK IF YOU’RE OKAY

he just watches you eat and one day he is just really concerned, you ate 3 servings of lunch and now you’re eating more? he finally brings it up

literally after 3 seconds of being serious about it he starts getting nervous and saying nevermind- “Izuku...it’s okay calm down!”

he snaps out of it at the sound of his first name-

you explain to him about how much you like food and he starts getting into it. you guys spend hours talking about food and recipes and other stuff

concerned izuku > happy interested izuku

you watch cooking shows together now and its like your fav part of the day

you cook for you and him and he TRIES to be very honest but ends up being VERY DRAMATIC “Y/N THIS IS SO GOOD OH MY-” “Izu- DID YOU JUST PASS OUT??”

he passed out from your amazing cooking y/n can make a mean pasta don’t even @ me

Eijirou Kirishima

ugh..kirishima...best bf..

at first he doesn’t even realize its supposed to be concerning-

he was too caught up in how much he loves you to realize how much you ate

when he realizes bakugo had to tell him LKNKSNK he tries to address the situation in the most manly way possible  “Hey Y/N uhh are you okay? You eat..alot”

at first you act offended which makes him FLIP OUT hes on the verge of crying and he’s apologizing for not being manly over and over again

YOU FEEL SO BAD AHISBSl

you tell him you were kidding and that you are indeed alright, you then go into detail about how you like eating and how it makes you happy and etc. you also talk about how you wanna learn how to cook and go around trying new food

he watches you explain in awe already planning out cooking adventures for you both

he plans out how every weekend you guys will go out and try new food...and you do exactly that

you to to farmers markets and its the BEST time 

its his favorite think to look forward to, your smile as you try something new and explain how good it was and how you are happy

he loves you so much

you also have been banned from the kitchen..it was kirishimas fault

Denki Kaminari

i have a crush on pikachu ya’ll...i wanna hug him..

he is so oblivious about it-

he literally challenges you to eating contests, you OBVIOUSLY don’t complain

it takes AWHILE before he actually starts to realize that eating this much...isn’t normal

he confronts you about it while you guys are studying

he literally...just straight up asked like... “Y/N do you have a eating disorder?”

you just stare at him for about 1 min before saying no

like...did he rlly just????

he doesn’t believe you do you start explaining to him why you eat so much..like can’t you just like to eat?

he is SO RELIEVED thanks to buzzfeed articles on how to ask someone about a eating disorder oh my god

he starts making scenarios of you guys owning a resturant or bakery in the future while being pros its so cute...

you start to learn how to cook and denki is forced to watch due to being banned from the kitchen for blowing up a microwave

he is now a official taste tester <33

just like izuku he is VERY dramatic... “OH MY GOD Y/N THIS IS SO GOOD!! OH MY-” “Kami it can’t be th- KAMI ARE YOU DEAD??”

he loves being dramatic who can blame him...

((hope ya’ll liked this...tried to make it as canon as possible...