Velvette: *making memes on her phone* When your Ex tries to show that they’re better off without you but you don’t give AF.
Vox: *looks over her shoulder and sees it, laughing hysterically* That’s good one. Ya gotta post it.
Valentino: *nearby and overheard* Wait did you want people to know you and Lucifer were a thing?
Vox: pfft Doesn’t matter now since we’re done-so.
Valentino: Also, how long did you know about that while “Lucifer can’t hurt sinners” shit?
Vox: Uhhhhh a while now… but I had to save it for when the time was right! I mean why else do you think it was so easy getting Virgil back and being able to do whatever I want!?
Vigil: *listening from across the room since the adults think he’s just a dumb baby*
Vox: *goes over and picks up Virgil* (in a mocking baby tone) Who’s daddy is a giant pussy? Yours is! Yours is! That’s right!
Virgil: *uncomfortable and tries to push Vox away with his small baby hands*
Vox: *not even realizing* Oh my sweet Verge. We are the dawn on a brand new future for us. You will be the child of a God! Divinity is your destiny my son!
Virgil: *starts crying, clearly wanting Vox to let him go*

















