Would A Minimum Wage Customer Service Job Fix Them?

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Hello and welcome to Would Minimum Wage Fix Them?

Characters with anything wrong with them come here to endure the trials of a shitty minimum wage customer service job!

Submissions are here! Real people are allowed if I think it's funny. I will delete any submissions that contain H*rry P*tter or H*zbin/H*lluva Boss. If you are submitting multiple characters(i.e. a team of people) PLEASE list all of them. I might delete submissions over this in future. Note: Including an image link makes my life easier, so your submission might get bumped up.

This blog was heavily inspired by @wouldgaysexfixthem, @do-you-ship-it-polls, @should-they-be-emancipated and this one post i saw that quickly evolved into minimum wage instead of community service.

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The Moon Presence

Would minimum wage fix it?

Yes, it'd fix it

It wouldn't affect it

No, it'd make it worse

No, it can't be fixed

what the fuck is this

Voting ended onDec 25, 2024

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Barok van Zieks

Would minimum wage fix him?

Yes, it'd fix him

It wouldn't affect him

No, it'd make him worse

No, he can't be fixed

I don't know him/Results

Voting ended onDec 25, 2024

Propaganda from submitter: he's a nobleman and a little classist

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Moo Deng

Would a minimum wage job fix her?

Yes, it would fix her

It wouldn't affect her

No, it'd make her worse

No, she can't be fixed

...hippo?

who submitted a hippo

Voting ended onDec 25, 2024

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hey y'all i'm alive again

posts incoming

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Marcille Donato

Would a minimum wage job fix her?

Yes, it'd fix her

It wouldn't affect her

No, it'd make her worse

No, she can't be fixed

I don't know her/Results

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

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Dr. Gregory House

Would a minimum wage job fix him?

Yes, it'd fix him

It wouldn't affect him

No, it'd make him worse

No, he can't be fixed

I don't know him/Results

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

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Bill Cipher

Would a minimum wage job fix him?

Yes, it'd fix him

It wouldn't affect him

No, it'd make him worse

No, he can't be fixed

I don't know him/Results

Voting ended onOct 3, 2024

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Noe and Vanitas(The Case Study of Vanitas)

Would a minimum wage job fix them?

Yes, it'd fix them

It wouldn't affect them

No, it'd make them worse

No, they can't be fixed

I don't know them/Results

Voting ended onOct 1, 2024

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Kieran(Pokémon SV)

Would a minimum wage job fix him?

Yes, it'd fix him

It wouldn't affect him

No, it'd make him worse

No, it wouldn't affect him

How old is this guy? Does this violate labor laws?

I don't know him/Results

Voting ended onOct 1, 2024

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The Archons

Would a minimum wage job fix them?

Yes, it'd fix them

It wouldn't affect them

No, it'd make them worse

No, they can't be fixed

I don't know them/Results

Voting ended onOct 1, 2024

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my request is Bojack Horseman

Would a minimum wage job fix him?

Yes, it'd fix him

It wouldn't affect him

No, it'd make him worse

No, he can't be fixed

I don't know him/Results

Voting ended onOct 1, 2024

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Constantine Madden

(please note this is the image that was submitted to me, if there is an issue with its use please lmk)

Would a minimum wage job fix him?

Yes, it'd fix him

It wouldn't affect him

No, it'd make him worse

No, he can't be fixed

I don't know him/Results

Voting ended onOct 1, 2024

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Fang Runin(Poppy War Trilogy)

Would a minimum wage job fix her?

Yes, it'd fix her

It wouldn't affect her

No, it'd make her worse

No, she can't be fixed

I don't know her/Results

Voting ended onOct 1, 2024

Propaganda per submitter: sometimes you just need a break from committing war crimes, y'know?

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Ash Ketchum

Would a minimum wage job fix him?

Yes, it'd fix him

It wouldn't affect him

No, it'd make him worse

No, he can't be fixed

Surely this violates at least one child labor law...

I don't know him/Results

Voting ended onOct 1, 2024

Propaganda per submitter: His ass would actually stay in one spot instead of running off to find more pokemons he doesn't need

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Clara Oswald(Doctor Who)

Would a minimum wage job fix her?

Yes, it'd fix her

It wouldn't affect her

No, it'd make her worse

No, she can't be fixed

I don't know her/Results

Voting ended onOct 1, 2024

Propaganda per my mutual: Also no minimum wage wouldn’t fix Clara. She was a teacher at some point and she is still just Like That. It’s terminal

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Toji Fushiguro(JJK)

Would a minimum wage job fix him?

Yes, it'd fix him

It wouldn't affect him

No, it'd make him worse

No, he can't be fixed

I don't know him/Results

Voting ended onOct 1, 2024