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Good afternoon, Miss Ocean. Hi. As you know, parole is a privilege. And one of the restrictions on any parolee is to avoid the company of any person who has a criminal record of any kind. That would include most of your extended family.

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Just some icons of Cate Blanchett because i’m so fucking in love with her and i need to let the world know about it

Tammy x Nine Ball

So picture this... Tammy got back home after a stressing day at her job (run a illegal sale is kind of tiring), all she wants is to eat dinner, take a hot shower and go to bed. ideationally with Leslie – well, Nine Ball, not even her is allowed to use the girl real name. But when she opens the door all lights are out and there is no sound. First she thinks she had mistaken the day his ex-husband was going to pick the kids up, so she checks up the calendary on her cellphone, but no, not the day yet. Then she got worried, her kids, her loud and hiperative kids aren’t there screaming at her random things as usual. Nine said she could pick them from school and take them to eat ice cream with her and her sister and then bring them home. Tammy decides to look before panicking. She goes upstair and, for her relieve, she can hear someone talking and giggles that sound like her son. All the doors in the hallway where closed, so she went to her own room and opened it slowly. Nine was sitting in the bed, a laptop on her lap, huge green headphones in her ears and a amused smile. She looked up when she saw the door opening. Tammy: Did you bury my kids in a ditch or something? Nine: Is interpretative. You can see in your own way, I suppose. Tammy: What are you doing? Nine: We’re playing. Tammy: Playing? Nine: It’s called online game, mama. Tammy: Don’t give me that face. Nine: What face? Tammy: The ‘jee, old people’ one. Nine's smile got bigger. Nine: You’re going to make me lose and I’m invensible in this one. Tammy: So you’re not going to lose. Nine: Shut up. When Nine got back on the game Tammy decides to go check the other rooms. Her son is in the guest room, with his own laptop, Adventure Time headphones on, biting the tip of his tongue. Her daughter is using a laptop she saw Nine using before, so she assumes she lend it along with the headphone with kitten ear. Then she saw a light coming from beneath the door from the room Tammy uses to keep the kids toys. When she opens it, there's Nine’s sister sitting in a puff. She closes the door quickly when she see how concetrate the girl is, then she stop in the hallway and stand there smiling for a few minutes. Right after hearing Nine’s sister screaming a loud NO and Nine’s laughting Tammy goes to the kitchen to make sandwichs.

i wish this was a moving picture:(.

Film: Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.

Sandra’s performance was incredible and Oskar was so loud.

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Ocean’s 8 being marvellous

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Made it to #Level27! Worked a bit, my mom got me @ventiscafe for lunch and bought me incredible roses and a tasty candy bouquet! My grandma took me to the movies. #OceansEight #WomanPower and now I'm cuddled up with some wine at home with my love and Friday. OH and I have tomorrow off! #ThreeDayWeekend Thank you for All the #Birthday wishes, it was a great one! https://www.instagram.com/p/BnsU-CKlvNu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fxiiozx2k033

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WIG REVIEW: OCEAN’S EIGHT

Ok so apologies for not seeing any movies in a while. I am now correcting that, especially since Moviepass is definitely about to go tits up so I’m watching as many free movies as possible until then (do not hold me to this, however!) Anyway, I finally saw Ocean’s Eight and it was fine. Definitely worth the price of admission? It’s a fun heist movie where Cate Blanchett wears nice suits and jackets so fine.

I’m really here for all these female reboots (I honestly loved the Ghostbusters one, wigs aside). One of the issues I had with this one is the fact that despite it’s affable female cast and the fact that both Blanchett and Helena Bonham Carter look fabulous and fabulously use accents from places both real and imaginary, the best and funniest character is still a man: James Corden. It is not his fault that he has good one liners and is incredibly charming. BUT STILL. The other huge issue I had with it is, of course, THE WIGS. Let’s discuss.

This is definitely one of those movies where you just have to suspend all disbelief always about everything. We begin with Sandy Bullock getting out of prison and clearly she went to the OITNB jail because only Laverne Cox could have given her these great beach waves whilst in the slammer.

Sandy quickly returns to a life of crime, which is when we meet Rihanna as a hacker and Sarah Paulson’s truly truly truly outrageously bad wig. Now, Paulson is no stranger to a bad wig but honestly WHAT IN THE VERY HELL. I have loved Sarah Paulson since Down With Love but WHAT DARKSIDED NONSENSE DID SARAH PAULSON DO TO A WIGMASTER TO LET THIS HAPPEN?

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS WIG IS TERRIBLE. The seams (look at that part!), the texture, the continuity. NO.

Just look at it in action! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY.

Let it be known that this is what Sarah Paulson’s real hair looked like during filming of this movie. I’m not sure why they couldn’t just doll this up rather than giving us the most distracting wig of the summer (SO FAR?)

BUT IT GETS WORSE:

About halfway through the movie, we get to the big Met Gala con and Sandy wears this wig (which we know to be a wig within the context of the film). THIS WIG IS BETTER THAN THE WIG SARAH PAULSON IS PASSING OFF AS REAL HAIR. NOT SINCE THE DANISH GIRL HAVE I BEEN TRAPPED IN SUCH A BYZANTINE HALL OF WIG NIGHTMIRRORS.

Much like that movie, this wig situation has completely gaslit me and definitely slashes through the space-time-wig continuum. Clearly, all that can be gleaned from this wig/non-wig vortex is that Sandy Bullock is a wigmaster’s friend and Sarah Paulson is a wigmaster’s enemy. Otherwise, it made my brain and eyes hurt as much as having to endure an Anne Hathaway performance that I didn’t totally hate (don’t worry - she’s still on my no-fly list).