#ochzhu

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even more late night doodles from my and @osteichthyens modern au, featuring

- childe and his terrible back-up found family

- the haters that will ruin your life simply for the love of the game

- this isn't even a crack ship. this is a fentanyl ship

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some more bullshitttttt

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more of och-zhu my beloved methship.

fun fact originally it was going to be a gif alternating between xbalanque telling och-kan he'll teach him everything (implying a hierarchy with him being the one in power) and baizhu offering to learn together on equal footing but it was 1 AM, so

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admittedly while ochzhu (och-kan/baizhu) started as a pure nonsense crackship, I've come to believe they genuinely deserve eachother.

baizhu is almost literally one of those people who are married to their jobs, pursuing immortality just so he can keep saving people forever. he wouldn't be able to keep a relationship with a gun to his head, because the average person would probably leave him out of common sense. why settle down with someone who will either die before 50 (at best) or will have to watch you die from old age because he refuses to let go of his pursuits and ambitions?

in comes och-kan. NO common sense, NO self preservation instinct, NO sense of self worth and ZERO sense of personal direction. leave him to make his own decisions and he'll spiral until eventually he invents ocd 2 and suicide 4 : the prequel. stubborn but ultimately weak minded and easy to take advantage of. he's like a chainsaw, because the danger lies not so much in his sharp edges but rather in who holds him.

give him to baizhu and the weapon that xbalanque used to cut down an empire might just turn back into a gardening tool, because they're insane in ways that are just similar enough that they balance eachother out. och-kan wants to lay down his life for a greater purpose, because he believes that's the only way it'll be worth anything (ergo, close to being human) while baizhu wants to live no matter the cost, so that others get to enjoy their mortality in fullest and in that way seeks to be divine. there's so much more that i just can't put it all into words but it's THERE I PROMISE

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pros of insane boyfriend : portable heater and pillow to sleep through the horrors with

cons of insane boyfriend : insane ramblings that may end up with both of you getting a celestial nail all the way through your large intestines. also flashbacks to ancient battle royale