Hi!!! Thank you for the ask! (from this random oc questions). I´ll answers with Elafi, Warrick, Fidi and Tigri from my Chimeras story:
19. What is their earliest memory?
Elafi: For Elafi's first birthday, his parents gave him a stuffed deer "to keep him company at night." Although Elafi doesn't remember the moment in detail, he does recall the feeling of the plush toy: the softness of its fur and the sense of safety it brought him.
Warrick: Sitting on his father's lap in a garden chair while the old house dog licked his legs (Warrick must have been around 3 years old at the time).
Ofidia: A 4-year-old Ofidia watching the rain fall before her older brother pushed her into a mud puddle. The little girl’s cries were barely heard under the pounding of the raindrops.
Tigri: A brief memory from when he was about 2 or 3 years old, playing with building blocks in his living room.
23. Which minimum wage job would they be likely to have?
Elafi might take an agricultural job, such as a gardener or a fruit picker. It would be hard work, but I think at the end of the day he would feel quite satisfied with his effort and what it represents.
Warrick, thanks to his knowledge, could work as a security guard, just like his brother. He knows how to handle weapons and is trained to respond in emergencies.
Fidi is canonically going to work as a convenience store clerk later in the story to save money. She could also take a job as a floor manager in a clothing store or as an assistant in a sewing or tailoring shop.
Tigri could likely get a minimum wage job as a tech support assistant or a database aide.
HI GRACE UvU thank you for the ask !
(Also sliding in a thank you to anon that sent the same ask a bit earlier ! Hope you see this answer >:^) )
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- Lana aaaand pets (🐾) ! -
Oh boy... please, for the sake of everyone involved please do NOT give this woman pets to take care of...
She can barely be assed to take care of her flesh prison and so tends to be a husk of a human that only care about acquiring knowledge & doing mad scientist shit in her garage 40 (good days) to 85 (bad days) percent of her time...
Honestly if Rena and her other friends weren't around I do not know how she'd not starve to death because she pushed eating down her priority list for 5 days in a row and now she doesn't have the energy to go get food or because her heart finally gave out after her 98th cup of coffee without anything else consumed in-between in the past 3 days.
For the sake of humoring more of the ask and theme though, if she does not have to care for it and only gets the upside of enjoying a little critter's company, I think Lana would be very partial to :
Snakes ! They don't move around a lot and feel nice so she'd love keeping them hanging around her while working / studying and they'd probably love being on her because she always runs hot. Also she'd love their little tongue poking out to sniff around, very cute... they honestly probably remind her of Rena too so that's even more added bonus.
Cats... AS LONG as they understand the very hard rule that the desk is off limits. There is too much either fragile, precarious or dangerous shit going on up there... But she would absolutely enjoy curling up on the couch with a cup of tea and a kitty on her lap to read.)
Aaaand not much more x,) Aesthetically she appreciates birds but they are far too stinky and dirty for her... and Rena would probably have a (well trained) dog so Lana appreciates it too but it's just not her thing... Still cute though.
Who is your current favorite character out of your wips?
Thank you for the ask!
This is a tough question, because I love all of them dearly, but my current favorite character would be Thana, the main character of my vampire crime story (I'm working on a sequel, hehe).
She is smart, very quick-witted, a badass bitch (in my opinion at least) and overall a great character. She is not perfect, sometimes she lacks empathy and is rather cold if the situation requires it. She doesn't back down from anything, she even threatened a more powerful vampire once without flinching. Long story short, she is everything I'm not lol.
Hope that is a good enough answer and thank you again!!!
I had someone ask me this just a few weeks ago! I totally didn't forget my ask button says that
So, all of them are TES related, this time I'm gonna give a quick rundown of each and pick one to go into more detail with. Not Neean, he got that last time.
Going chronologically:
Inge the Oathkeeper - they/them Nord Vestige, general in the Three Banners War. Ancestor of Ylva Oathkeeper.
Morgan Lelles - he/him Breton Vestige and lightning sorcerer. Member of the Mage's Guild. Works with Inge and Tarim (belonging to @tiredbosmer ) to end the Planemeld.
Skip forward two eras.
Vanikar - he/him Dunmer. High-end courtesan in Riften, occasionally sells information to the Thieves Guild, but nothing his clients tell him. Customer Confidentiality and all that.
Neean Andrones - he/him/??? Argonian alchemist, born in Riften. Time traveler and paradoxical origin of much of his own knowledge and also his Hist.
Ylva Oathkeeper - she/her Nord Last Dragonborn, Harbinger of the Companions, and werewolf. Works with Tarim (the first one's grandson, also tiredbosmer's) to end the Dragon Crisis. Spends less than a year as High Queen and hands it back to Elisif.
Technically pertinent to the latest group, but actually much older:
Iizkaaljoor - Ice-Champion-Mortal, read as Campion of the Ice Mortals. Lightning aligned dovah, lives in Lake Ilinalta. Helps Ylva and Tarim 2 during and after the Dragon Crisis. Noticably smaller than other dragons, amphibious.
Bahdobrahm - Wrath-Of-North, read just like that. Ice aligned dovah, huge. I think I'm gonna infodump about him today, tiredbosmer is the only other one who knows about him yet.
So, when I say huge, I mean this guy is massive. We decided that dragons in TES are actually different sizes, with Alduin and Odahviing being the biggest. The idea is that the 'first' ones are bigger, especially the first of a particular kind. Bahdobrahm is big enough to easily rival Odahviing, a good visual is the Legends card for him. However, Bahdobrahm looks bigger because he's a Frost dovah, and has this mane of spines going from his horns to partway down his tail.
He also, way back in the beginning of people settling Skyrim, was the one to allow safe passage for the other dragons to cross the Sea of Ghosts. He already lived in the northeast peninsula of Skyrim, hunting among the ice floes for wolf-whales (orcas). So, basically, Alduin had to ask him to come through. Imagine being a literal demigod and needing to ask permission from this less powerful sibling to cross the hallway to your new room.
Then when the Dragon Cult lost power, he refused to join either side. He doesn't exactly like other dragons, and mortals are usually more of a nuisance than anything. Despite not being against the humans, he did end up getting killed by them.
Fast forward to the Dragon Crisis, and Alduin resurrects him, hoping maybe now he'll be on the dragon side of this war. He was wrong, Bahdobrahm told him to fuck off and went back to minding his own business on his mountain and hunting whales.
Inge accidentally finds his roost chasing down a bandit, and they manage to immediately get on his good side. They keep coming back to talk with him, and they make friends. He proceeds to catch a narwhal and flies halfway across Skyrim to deliver it to Oathkeeper Hall.
Book: Desire & Decorum
Pairing: Prince Hamid x MC (Daphne)
Rating: T
Word count: 9481
Reading time: ~38min (… 🫣)
Summary: After receiving a box of childhood treasures, Daphne is challenged to prove she still would make it to Santa's nice list.
Author’s notes:
Daphne Wang, Kyle and Stacy Evigan are creations of this author. The others characters are owned by Pixelberry Studios;
Yes, it's a Christmas fic. In May. I started writing this in December to answer @missameliep's ask and it became this monster of a fic with mini stories in it. Sorry not sorry;
No fictional kids nor fishes were harmed in this piece. Daphne and Briar just have a very "peculiar" sense of humor 😅
Warning: This piece contains brief mentions of adult material (alcohol abuse, solvent intoxication). Reader discretion is advised.
Ithaca (NY), first week of December 2022
Loud barks echoed from the lounge whilst Daphne set up the dining table for dinner. As she caught the sight of Maya running through the hallway, the front door opened. Once Hamid's laughter reverberated through the walls, it wasn't hard for her to guess what happened. Maya probably rushed to climb on him whilst Drake threw himself at Hamid's feet and his entire chubby body shook in excitement. Their pets were always happier when Hamid was home. A sentiment she wholeheartedly shared with them.
"Aşkım?"
"Just a second!" She answered and continued to fold the napkins.
But before she could finish it, she yelped as warm lips brushed against her neck.
"How dare you deny me my welcome home kiss, Miss Wang?" Hamid murmured against her skin.
"I wasn't denying you a kiss..." She spun around to give him a peck. "I was postponing it."
"And I hope you have a plausable reason for this."
"I do."
The lady pointed to the green napkins on the plates.
"You and the napkin foldings again..." He tsked.
"Hamidciğim, we're hosting our first Christmas Eve supper in three weeks! I have to prepare myself for it."
"By folding napkins into layered triangles?" He asked as he walked into the kitchen to wash his hands.
"It's a Christmas tree!" She protested.
"Is it?"
When Hamid returned to the dining room, she placed a small shiny star on top of every napkin folded into Christmas trees.
"Oh..." He nodded, admiring her handiwork. "I see it now. Nice touch."
"Thank you."
"But are we expecting guests or can we eat now? I smelled spicy chicken pad thai the minute I walked in." He pouted.
"You can eat, silly... I was just practicing folding the napkins while waiting for you."
"Thank you, my dove." He placed a kiss on her cheek and took a seat on the table. "You got a package from Mrs. Daly," he prompted.
"Finally!" She grinned and rushed to the lounge to search for the package. Daphne rarely could contain her curiosity about any mail they received, even if she didn't know the content. Once she found the package, the lady then opened a drawer to find anything sharp to cut the packaging open.
"Aşkım, can't you open it after dinner?"
"You know I can't wait," she replied as the letter opener cut through the brown sealing tape.
"But I'm starving!"
She giggled. Hamid never hid from her how much he disliked having meals by himself and she found it adorable that even their pets obliged to his request. Grabbing the package, she returned to the dining room, where Hamid and their pets had already started their meals.
"You didn't need me here." She pursed her lips.
"I beg to differ," he said with a wink. "What's in there?"
"I don't know. I just cut the tape. Give me a second."
Her lips curled upwards as she looked through the content of the package.
"Oh, man..." Her eyes gleamed as she picked up a rag doll wearing a traditional hanfu dress and hugged it. After unfolding a letter that was on top of the doll, she began to read it.
Edgewater, November 22, 2022.
Dear Daphne,
I hope all is well with you and Hamid. Do you remember that when we moved here, you accidentally ended up with my box of kitchen utensils and losing one of your boxes? Well, whilst cleaning the attic last week, I found this box among a few untouched ones that I believed it was Briar's old clothes and decided to send it to you.
I'm happy to have found your missing box and, hopefully, its content will bring you as much joy as it used to when you were a kid.
Love,
Pavarti Daly.
His brows shot up in surprise. "Is it the box you thought was lost for good when you moved to the UK?"
"Yeah..." Daphne croaked whilst she produced dusty sketchbooks and old opera playbills from inside of a pocket worn out Pucca backpack.
Hamid then sauntered over to her and wrapped his arms around her. "Are you okay?"
"Mmhmm..." She sighed, returning the hug. "I thought you were starving."
"I am, but I can wait."
"Thank you… I needed this," she murmured, pressing her head against his chest.
"I had a feeling you did," he said, kissing her temple before looking down at the box. "Is that a Hello Kitty cellphone?"
"Yeah..." She then reached for the mobile and opened one side of the cat shaped device to inspect it. "How did you know?"
"Malak had one of these. This thing has the most annoying ringtones..." He made a face.
"They weren't annoying."
"If you were raised with Edmund and Harry, they certainly would've sided with me."
She playfully elbowed him, making him chuckle.
"Just so you know, I'm very attached to it."
"Why?"
Her thumb brushed against the mobile buttons. "This was my first phone. It was the first Christmas gift dad gave me. Mum didn't approve of it in the beginning. 'What would a twelve year old do with a cellphone?'" Her nostrils flared and lips twisted in scowl as she mimicked Mary's voice. "But dad said he needed a special line so he could talk to his favourite girl in the world. I was over the moon when he said that. And though mum set a bunch of rules for me to use it, she let me keep it."
"Vay, vay, vay...¹" Hamid marvelled. "Convincing your mother into accepting the phone is one thing. But winning his daughter's and former wife's hearts with one single line? Lord Vincent never ceases to amaze me."
"I know, right?" Daphne beamed. "I used that phone for years until dad bought me the Sailor Moon smartphone."
"The one that came with a selfie stick as shaped as Princess Serenity's wand you still have."
"The very same. But when I inherited my father's title, Lady Grandmother gave me an iPhone and said an accomplished lady should leave these childish things behind." Daphne looked down at the box and fiddled with the glittery wings of a fairy Barbie.
"I wonder how Lady Dominique would feel about the fact that I often make video conferences in an office cramped with action figures we use as bookshelf holders."
She giggled.
"What else did you get in there?"
"Curious, aren't we?"
"How can I not be? Look at this!" He picked up a photograph of two year old Daphne beaming as she wore a traditional qipao dress for lunar new year.
"Oh, I remember this! I still lived in Shanghai when mum took it. I think we were at a temple fair…” She said, analyzing the picture more thoroughly. “I haven't seen this picture in years!"
"One more reason we should keep looking. By the way, this is mine now," he declared, taking the photo frame back.
"Hamid!"
"Consider it my Christmas gift this year."
"But I already bought you a gift!"
“My dove, you have to stop spoiling me on Christmas…” He joked.
“I don’t! You keep confiscating things from me and then saying it’s your Christmas gift!”
“Lies…”
Daphne shook her head and continued to rummage through the box.
"Anything interesting?"
"Not exactly..." she answered, glancing at worn out Coney Island souvenirs, old movie tickets and dusty sketchbooks. "I'll probably throw some of these out though."
"Why?"
"Because they're old and dirty."
"You never throw away sketchbooks."
"But I have to see if they're in good condition or not. "
She grabbed a dirty teddy bear with a paw and an ear missing.
Hamid immediately sneezed.
"I guess some of these aren't worth keeping. Gesundheit," she said, offering him a spare napkin.
"Thank you. Aşkım, you don't have to throw it out. We can get it cleaned."
"It has parts missing. If we throw it in the washing machine or send it somewhere to clean up, the remaining parts might fall off."
Hamid looked at the worn out and dirty teddy bear. "Are you sure? You've been missing the content of this box for so long."
"It's just an old toy. I'll survive without it."
As Daphne continued to see the content of the box, Hamid's eyes landed a small bundle of notes tied by a red string.
"What are those?"
Daphne reached for the small pile of notes when it suddenly hit her. "Old Christmas wish lists."
"Christmas wish lists?" Hamid's brows knitted together. "I thought kids could only ask for one gift."
"No, you can make a list with everything you want and put it in the letter. But mum never let me ask for more than three gifts. She used to say Santa can't carry a full bag just with gifts for me. Most grownups, including both of my grandmothers, praised mum for it. They used to say it was a smart way to teach me about thinking of others and not becoming selfish."
"I wouldn't have expected anything less from Mrs. Wang." Hamid smiled fondly. "So are these?"
"Draft lists. I made one every year and mum helped me choose three gifts and write the letters."
His brows shot up in surprise. "How old were you when you started doing wishlists?"
"Hm..." She squinted her eyes in deep thought. "Five or six, I think... I used to see mum making lists for everything we bought."
"Everything?"
"Yeah… She made these huge lists when we went shopping for clothes, or to buy the stuff she needed to customise any of her costumes or our clothes to make them cooler. It looked fun."
“Has anyone told you you’re adorable?”
"You do every time I do something you find funny or weird."
The couple shared a knowing smile.
"May I?" Hamid pointed to the bundles of notes.
“Sure.”
He then unfolded the paper and cleared his throat. "2003 list — Great year to start, by the way — Staedtler colour pastel pencils, Strathmore 400 Series watercolor pad, Powerpuff Girls dolls, Totally Spies board game... You were very thorough about this."
"Of course. I couldn’t learn how to use watercolour paint or markers if Santa got me the wrong kind of paper."
"Fair point." Hamid grinned and looked at another list. "Ohuhu Fine Line drawing pen, Barbie Fairytopia, Polaroid camera, Pucca backpack... It seems like you got a lot of those gifts," he commented, glancing at the box.
"Good kids usually do," she answered with a complacent grin.
"Oh, look who's being a smug..." He teased, nudging her playfully. "I doubt Santa would see it as a quality good kids must have."
"First of all, smugness won't make anyone end up on Santa's naughty list. And secondly, Santa isn't real, so—"
"How could you let me believe in this nice old man that comes to our house all these years to bring gifts? Why do you insist on celebrating Christmas then?" He gesticulated profusely as he spoke, pretending to be offended.
The lady folded her arms. "Are you done?"
"Oh, the betrayal! The lies! You..." He made a dramatic pause, pointing his index finger to her, then placing a hand on his chest. "You lied to me, aşkım."
She slapped his arm playfully. "Get over yourself and go eat your chicken before Maya does."
Hamid then turned to the table, where their cat calmly approached his plate.
"Maya, no!"
He grabbed the cat as she yowled in protest.
"Allah, Allah… What's with you and spicy food, huh?"
Whilst Hamid and Maya seemed to be in a heated argument, Daphne giggled, petted her pug (who ate his food oblivious to everything else), and took a place on the table to make herself a plate.
Once the cat was back on the floor Hamid spoke again. "You didn't tell me how you found out Santa wasn't real."
"The flat we lived in when I was ten had central heating and no chimney. I got curious about how Santa would get in."
"Of course you did." He grinned. "What did Mrs. Wang say?"
"Mum said he'd just get in through the window. So I decided to hide behind the sofa and wait for Santa to open the window for him. Later that night, I saw mum placing the gifts under the tree and putting the cookies we left for Santa earlier back in the cookie jar."
"Aw... How upset were you?"
"On a scale of one to ten? I'd say nine."
"Yikes!"
"Once mum explained the history of Saint Nicholas, I was okay with it. And it started to make sense why she never let me ask for a unicorn."
Hamid cackled. "Well, it also explains why you were always on the nice list."
"Hey!" She frowned. "I deserved to be on the nice list. I was a good girl back then! I still am!"
"Is that so?" A corner of his mouth lifted. "Do you mind if I put your level of niceness to a test?"
"How do you plan to do that?"
"Oh, that's easy." Hamid reached for his phone on the side table, typed something then showed the screen to her.
"How to be on Santa's nice list?"
"There's no better way to figure out than using Santa's parameters of niceness."
"Very well." She squared her shoulders and lifted up her chin. "I'm positively sure I'll crush it, but if you insist."
Hamid arched an eyebrow and chuckled before turning his attention back to the list on the phone. "Number one: leave milk and cookies for Santa."
"That's the first one?"
"And you're already failing it since you don't do it anymore."
"Are you kidding me?!"
"I don't make the rules." He raised his hands in defence. "It's a tradition of your culture. And you're not starting off so well, aşkım."
She folded her arms. "That's just one item. Go on."
"Number two: give your friends and family presents — yes; number three: do your homework — always; number four: be a good friend — absolutely, you're the best."
"Aw... thank you!"
"Of course." He winked and continued. "number five: do good deeds for your neighbours and community — Hm..." He scratched his stubble pretending to be in deep thought.
"What? I am a good neighbor!"
"Do you think our building manager would agree with that?"
August 2022
"You've got to be kidding me..." Daphne's nostrils flared as she approached the refreshments tables.
"My dove, settle down..." Hamid wrapped an arm around her as he tried to reason. "Nothing is going to happen. It doesn't matter if the majority of the residents and tenants don't have or want pets. Our building was already pet friendly before Mrs. Evigan moved in and it's illegal to forbid any of us to have pets."
"Then what's the purpose of this poll anyway?"
"She wants to reduce the noise in the building at night to a minimum and wants to know how many residents have pets," the building concierge, Mr. Carson, said whilst he poured himself some coffee.
"But all pets here are neutered and most of them are well behaved," Briar mentioned.
"That little spawn of Satan she gave birth to is much louder and causes way more trouble in here than all the pets of the building combined." Daphne fumed.
Whilst the concierge, Briar and a few neighbors close to them chuckled, Hamid gave his partner a look.
"It's true and you know it," Daphne affirmed.
"I think it's because of Mrs. Tilbury's dog howling," their next neighbor Kyle mentioned.
"But it's so unfair. Mrs. Tilbury passed away a week ago. The poor dog missed his owner." Briar frowned.
"The dog is not even here anymore. Her relatives took him away when they came by to gather her things this morning," Mr. Carson, added between small sips of coffee. "Oh, this is good stuff! Is it Turkish coffee?"
"Yes, it is." Hamid smiled proudly.
"Oh, I've been craving a good dose of caffeine all afternoon! Thank you, Mr. Osmanoğlu." The man took another sip in delight.
"It's my pleasure, Mr. Carson. Please take one cup to yourself before you go back to the hall." Hamid grabbed the carafe to offer more coffee to the concierge.
"Okay, so what now?" Briar asked.
"Once we inform if and how many pets we have, we can come up with a counter offer to find solutions for the noise," Kyle, the neighbor, suggested.
"Our apartment has soundproof windows and thick drapes ever since Hamid moved in, but I don't know if everyone can afford it," Daphne acknowledged.
"Yeah, those aren't cheap. But it was very clever of the two of you to do it."
"I know my cat. If we didn't take care of it right away, lockdown would've been more chaotic than it already was," Hamid explained.
"How about calling a vet and pet trainer to help? Maybe a professional to give us tips on how to reduce stressful situations for pets, how to keep them distracted..." Briar suggested.
"That's a great idea, Briar! Maybe Luke can help or recommend someone who can," Daphne mentioned.
"Or we just buy duct tape and give it to Stacy. Maybe she'll take the hint and manage to control that little brat," Briar joked.
As the group chuckled, the new building manager approached the table.
"The ninth floor residents are always laughing, huh... I feel inclined to join you almost every time," The tall and ash blond haired woman scrutinized each resident and stood next to Hamid.
"You don't say... How sweet of you!" Kyle replied, pretending to be pleasantly surprised.
"Of course! You are all so cheerful. It's a true pleasure to have residents like you," The building manager said, grinning widely at Hamid.
"We know," Briar answered, then mumbled to herself. "You almost make me hate my bff's partner for being nice even to people who don't deserve it..."
"What?" Stacy asked.
"Oh, it's nothing! Just an inside joke." Hamid promptly answered.
"About what?" The building manager asked.
"Cat memes!" Kyle declared.
"Turkish cat memes," Daphne added.
"Yeah, we have a lot of those." Hamid commented.
"I'm not very fond of cats. Or dogs. Or any animals for that matter..." The woman said.
"Yeah, you've made that pretty clear, Stacy," Daphne commented, giving the woman a subtle glare.
"My dove, please. We can handle this situation without confrontation." Hamid murmured.
"Maybe you can..." Daphne folded her arms.
"I don't hate all animals, of course..." Stacy continued to babble.
"We know." Kyle answered, forcing a smile.
"Your son, for example..." Briar mumbled, making the neighbor almost spit out his coffee.
"My Trevor got some gold fishes from his grandmother last week..."
"Oh, those poor fishes..." Daphne muttered.
"I know... It's like the fish killer girl from Finding Nemo..." Briar added.
"...They're very soothing, you know." Stacy affirmed as she tried to touch Hamid's shoulder.
"So I've heard. But I prefer pets with more capability to interact with me," Hamid commented, moving away from the woman to pour himself coffee.
"Oh, you brought Turkish coffee! How nice!" Stacy marvelled.
"I did. Your tea, my love." Hamid offered his partner a cup of tea.
"I see you two have different tastes... That's too bad..." Stacy said with a suggestive smile.
"That's called having your own personality," Daphne taunted, sipping her tea.
As Briar and Kyle suppressed giggles, Hamid wrapped an arm around his partner and smiled.
"I believe what Daph meant to say is that after over three years of relationship and almost two years living together, we learned to compromise."
Daphne gave him a side eye, but didn't argue.
"Words to live by," Kyle agreed.
"I see..." The building manager scrutinized the couple for a second then continued. "Anyway, before we continue the resident council meeting, can you pour some of your delicious Turkish coffee?"
"We're almost out of coffee, but I can—" Before he could answer, his phone began to buzz. "Sorry. I have to take this. My dove?" He gestured to the nearly empty carafe.
"You know what? Nevermind..." Stacy waved dismissively with her hand.
"Oh, don't worry. Daphne can make a killer cup of coffee." Hamid smiled at his partner and walked away to answer the call.
And to everyone's surprise, the lady didn't oppose it. "I'll be happy to make you a cup right now."
"But I—"
"Go back to your seat, Stacy." She gently pushed the building manager away from the table. "I'll take a cup to you."
As the woman walked towards the desk in front of the conference room, Daphne waved to her and turned back to the table to prepare more coffee.
Briar eyed her friend suspiciously. "Daph?"
"Yes?"
"Are you really making that tyrant coffee?"
After a few extra spoons of coffee, Daphne grabbed salt and pepper shakers and added them to the mug. "I sure am."
First week of December 2022
"She had it coming," Daphne said before taking a bite of the chicken.
"Aşkım..."
"She wanted to ban pets from our building!"
"She has no power to do that and you know it."
"She was hitting on you!"
"Was she?" He feigned shock.
The lady pursed her lips.
"She's not my type."
"Because she's blond, petty, and hates pets?"
"Yes. And more importantly, I only have eyes for British ladies from Edgewater." Hamid said, reaching for her hand across the table.
"Is that so?"
"They must be the daughter of the earl, of course."
"That's a very specific type of woman, Mr. Osmanoğlu." Daphne lifted a glass of water to her lips, hiding a smile.
"The heart wants what the heart wants," he replied, plastering his best smile. "Anyway..." Hamid then looked back at his phone. "I guess being a good neighbour is one more requirement you failed to accomplish."
"Whatever... Two items isn't a big deal. Proceed with the list."
"Okay." He continued to read the list. "Number six: donate to charity."
"Done."
"True. Number seven: be on your best behaviour all year."
"Done."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Are you sure?"
"Of course I'm sure. What are you talking about?"
His grin widened.
January, 2022
Daphne winced as she walked out of the bedroom to join Hamid for lunch. Following her gynecologist orders, the lady decided to seek healthier choices to handle PMS. Yet, given how sore her legs were, she questioned herself how this could possibly be the healthier option.
"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!" She cried out. "Ugh! Why even sitting down is so goddamn hard?"
Taking pity on his partner, Hamid helped Daphne sit on one of the kitchen stools. "It'll get better with time, aşkım. Have you stretched a bit today?"
"I did. It still hurts! And I'm not putting ice packs on my legs. It's too fucking cold today."
He arched an eyebrow in amusement.
"What?" She narrowed her eyes.
"Nothing. How about an Advil and a glass of water before lunch?"
"Don't we have anything stronger?"
"Ibuprofen will do just fine until the pharmacy sends the OTC cream I asked for. Here you go." Calmly, he handed her a packet of the medication and a glass of water.
"Thank you."
Once she took the meds, Hamid placed the dishes on the kitchen island and whistled as he put down two bowls with cat and dog food for their pets.
Her mouth watered at the sight of grilled salmon with mustard yogurt sauce, brown rice with cauliflower and lentils salad.
"This looks nice! I'm a bit surprised you added cauliflower though."
"I can make an effort sometimes..." He gave his shoulders as he sat across from her.
"You don't have to eat it if you don't want to."
"I can survive a meal with stinky vegetables. Let's dig in."
Whilst the couple chatted between bites and small interactions with their pets, Daphne hummed savouring pieces of salmon with the sauce.
"Hamidciğim, this sauce is marvelous!"
"Really? Do you see yourself having another meal like this again?"
"Maybe..."
"Maybe?" He grinned.
"Hold your horses, mate. I'm not becoming a gym rat like you. I barely survived jogging with Annabelle."
"Healthy meals are always a good start to a healthier lifestyle. By the way, I have to ask... Why jogging?"
"You know I'm not a sports enthusiast. What else could I do? And jogging seemed easy enough... Ann said 'just put on some gym shoes, training clothes and bring a water bottle'."
"Just because something looks easy it doesn't mean it actually is."
She made a face.
"Aşkım, perhaps you could've chosen something you like to do. It'll be easier to stick to it in the long run."
"Like what?"
"You love dancing. Why didn't you take a dance class? Plus, there are other exercises you might like to try like pilates, yoga..."
Pilates? Yoga? What was he insinuating with that?
The lady narrowed her eyes. "Why? Because it's what girls usually do?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"You think I'm weak, don't you?"
"What?" His brows furrowed in confusion.
"You do. That's why you're telling me to start yoga and pilates instead of jogging."
"Daphne, it was just a suggestion. Why would you assume I think you're weak?"
"Because you just did!" She snapped.
"I don't know how you came to that conclusion, but if you keep assuming the worst from me, I'm not sure if I want to. Now, if you excuse me..."
Hamid stood up carrying his plate, threw the remaining food in the trashcan and disappeared into the hallway.
"Where are you going?!" She yelled.
Already wearing a black leather jacket and holding his car keys, Hamid returned to the kitchen.
"Out."
"Out?"
"I have plans for later."
Daphne closed her eyes as she inhaled sharply. It was infuriating how often he simply stood up and left in the middle of an argument, even though he wasn't the kind of person who walked out of a fight just like that. Did he do that to piss her off?
"Have a good meal, Daphne."
Once the front door was slammed shut, Daphne screamed in frustration, knowing no one could hear her. Yet, in response, Maya hissed at her whilst Drake barked in clear distress.
"Shut up!" She yelled once more, making her dog hide in a small corner in the kitchen and the cat hiss once more.
The lady frowned. She didn't yell at her pets. Why was she so explosive all of a sudden?
As she finally understood the reason behind her outburst, Daphne closed her eyes and took a few deep breaths. Now certainly was a good time to seek some more effective ways to handle her mood swings.
...
Daphne's fingers pressed against the clay as she tried to shape the lump with her hands. Sculpture was a form of art the viscountess rarely tried. Molding things wasn't her forte. It was too messy to her liking. But while looking for ways of managing her mood swings, she recalled the day one of her professors mentioned the benefits of sculpting clay to reduce stress and anxiety and decided to give it a shot. After what happened earlier, she was willing to try anything.
Just then, the faint sound of the door closing followed by Drake's barks reached her ears. She furrowed her brows and glanced at the clock on the wall. Hamid was supposed to be watching a football game with his friends. He wouldn't be back anytime soon. Maybe she was mistaken. But once she heard his voice talking to their pets, she knew. It wasn't just her imagination.
Joy and guilt grew within her as she stood quiet, waiting for any sound he'd make as he walked around the flat. Was he mad at her? No, anger wasn't an emotion he nurtured for long. But he could be upset. Or disappointed. She honestly didn't know which one was worse.
As the sound of the TV reached her ears, she went to the bathroom to wash her hands. Perhaps it wasn't the right time to walk out of the studio. But she couldn't wait. She needed to see him.
In the lounge, Hamid sat on the sofa, grumbling in Turkish at the players on the TV and taking a few swings of beer.
Hiding in a corner, Daphne gazed at him for a few seconds, chewing on a nail. She should say something. Preferably an apology. But what if she messed it up again? What if he didn't want to talk? He was watching the game after all. Ah, the guilt...
"I thought you said you'd stop chewing on your nails."
Her eyes went round in surprise. Wasn't he supposed to be watching TV?
"Are you lurking in the corner?"
"No! I— Um..." She looked down at her hands. "I thought you were going to watch the game with Yusuf, Bart and Vee."
"Annabelle had food poisoning, so Vee stayed with her."
"Oh... What about Yusuf and Bart?"
"Bart said I was too cranky today and Yusuf told me to go try to fix whatever was bothering me."
"Are you going to fix it?"
"I have to. I won't be able to sleep at night not knowing if you feel cramps and might need tea, a hot bag or a hug tonight. And I know you won't ask for help if we're still fighting."
The lady fiddled with the hem of her blouse as her eyes began to water. It was so annoying to realise how well he knew her.
"Can you come here and help me fix it?"
Daphne slowly walked to the sofa and took a seat beside him.
"I'm sorry for lashing out at you. I misunderstood what you said for something silly Ann used to say about Felicity Holloway back in A-Level years."
"What did she say?"
"Yoga and pilates are for people who can't handle a real sport."
"I don't know if I agree with that... Have you seen Alisha's and Sevim's videos doing yoga on Pictagram?"
"But I'm not going to be upside down in the first week of classes."
"Just like you're not going to be running one kilometre by the end of this week if you choose to jog again. You'll start slow with everything."
"Except dancing..."
"Well, isn't it a coincidence that dancing was the first exercise I suggested?" He gave a knowing look.
"Ugh, fine... I'm sorry I didn't listen to you. I'll go with you to the gym and ask the receptionist about the dance classes."
"You're forgiven, my dove."
As he leaned in for a kiss, Hamid pulled back and brushed a thumb on her chin. "Is it mud mask day again?"
"No... Why?"
"You have clay on your face."
"Oh!" The lady stood up and rushed to the nearest bathroom. "I was trying to make a clay sculpture. Touching clay keeps the person grounded and reduces mood swings. It's very soothing," she shouted whilst cleaning her chin and left cheek.
"Really? How's it going?"
"I couldn't do more than a weird ball and a lot of mess in the studio. But it's better than jogging."
He chortled. "Would you do it again?"
"Not without a few sculpting classes."
"No problem then." Hamid reached for his mobile on the coffee table and began to search for sculpture art classes.
...
Late May, 2022
"Yes. Absolutely! Yes, I can!"
Daphne's whole face lit up as the art curator who interviewed her for the internship spot in a famous art gallery in Ithaca gave her a few instructions before finishing the call. Getting any job at any art gallery was something the lady dreamed about for years. But working for one of her favourite contemporary artists was so much more than she could've asked for.
"Thank you! See you on Monday!"
Once she hung up the phone, Hamid abruptly stopped the car and turned to her.
"Monday? What happens on Monday?"
"Not much..." She answered, pretending to be calm. "Just my first day as a hostess/tour guide at State Of The Art Gallery."
"I knew it!" Hamid immediately unbuckled his seat belt and cupped Daphne's face with both hands to give her a tender kiss. "Congratulations, aşkım! I told you that spot belonged to you."
"Thank you," she answered with a timid smile.
"We have to celebrate it. How about lunch at that Italian restaurant you like?"
"But you just said we should eat something lighter because of all the junk food we had last night."
"Aşkım, you just got your first job at the most prestigious art gallery in Ithaca. We need pasta, good cheese and the best vintage we can find to celebrate!"
Daphne giggled in response. Over the years, Hamid became the first person she shared dreams and goals with. His enthusiasm and support for her accomplishments, no matter how big or small they were, were infectious.
As he started the car again and drove off, using a few voice commands, he continued. "You have to tell Lord Vincent about it. He'll be so proud of you."
Daphne smiled shyly. "I'll call him when we get home."
"Call the guys too. We have to go out for drinks later."
"I don't know... Maybe they already have plans."
"That they will cancel as soon as you tell them," he insisted. "Aşkım, this is your first job. The one that will help start your career! We have to celebrate now and the day you get your first payment. And you know the rules. All drinks will be on you that day."
"What?!" She glanced at her partner in horror. "No! Have you seen how much Ann, Vee and Bartie drink? I can't spend my entire first salary just on booze and snacks! Plus Edmund might come too! He's the worst!"
He chuckled. "It's fine. I can afford our monthly bills by myself. Besides, I doubt Lord Vincent will cut off your allowance until you get a higher paying job."
Daphne didn't say a word as she shifted uneasily in her seat. She knew the money wouldn't be an issue for them. She simply couldn't help wondering if she would manage to keep that job.
As soon as the couple arrived at the restaurant and took their seats, the lady grew quieter. She wanted to be happy. She got an amazing job opportunity. She'd be working with something she loves just a year before graduation. However...
"Daphne?"
"Huh?"
Whilst the waiter expectantly waited for her to drink some of the wine and give her opinion, Daphne noticed Hamid's gaze, studying her face intently. Why was it so easy for him to know something wasn't right? This was one of those moments when she wished Hamid wasn't so perceptive.
Once the waiter poured more wine and left, Hamid placed his glass on the table and gauged her expression one more time before speaking. "For someone who just achieved their first professional accomplishment, you don't seem happy."
"I am." She lifted her glass of Chardonnay to her lips, so glad they were big enough to hide most of her face. "I just think it's a bit soon to celebrate."
"Soon?! The job is yours! You start in three days and it's Friday. It's the perfect time!"
"Yeah, but what if I don't go that well there? What if they fire me in less than a month?"
His brows furrowed in confusion. "Why would they do that?"
Color drained from her face as she held her glass mid air. How could her tongue slip like that? She barely started drinking!
"Aşkım, is something wrong?"
As Hamid reached for her hand, his brows furrowed in worry. Perhaps, it was time to tell him the truth. If things turned as bad as she expected, he would find out anyway.
"I did something..."
"Okay..."
"Something that can compromise my job at SOTA Gallery."
So many emotions seemed to cloud Hamid's handsome features it was hard to tell what he was thinking.
"Isn't there a way to undo or fix what you did?"
"Maybe... But it's more complicated than I thought it would be."
Hamid moved closer to the table, looking more confused than before, lowering his voice. "Daphne, what did you do?"
"I..." She looked down at her hands. It was too embarrassing to admit it. "I fluffed up my resume and lied to the art curator who interviewed me."
"And...?"
"And?!" Daphne stared back at him in horror. "There's no 'and'! Things are bad enough as it is."
The diplomat let out a chuckle in relief. "Aşkım, tons of people fluff up their resumes and lie a little during the interview. I told you I only got the job at UK Parliament because they needed someone who could speak Korean fluently and I lied saying I could."
"But you learned enough to keep up a conversation with the ambassador of South Korea."
"No, I didn't. I was lucky Mr. Park has a good sense of humor and found my knowledge on K-dramas amusing," he corrected. "But back to you, what did you lie about?"
"Oil painting."
Hamid pressed his lips together, but the corners of his mouth were still lifted up.
"You're laughing."
"No," he said, doing his best to look serious.
"You are! I can see it. You're laughing at me." Daphne scowled.
"I can't help it... It brings back some interesting memories..." He smirked.
"Will you ever stop mocking me because of that night?" She grumbled and then forced a smile as the waiter returned with their entrees.
"My dove, it's okay," he said, pausing to take a bit of his entree. "You thought the studio had the proper ventilation for you to try oil painting. It was an honest mistake. Did I expect to find you dancing to Jefferson Airplane half naked in the lounge and saying you finally understood Sharknado? No. But it was—"
"Absolutely ridiculous? Embarrassing?" Something ludicrous that only an intoxicated person would do?"
"Perhaps for you. I'm still bummed my phone battery died before I recorded your speech about vampires being real," he teased.
"Hamid!" She hissed.
"I'd just record the audio. Your theory was too good to be forgotten."
Daphne heaved a tired sigh. She might lose the biggest opportunity of her career so far and her partner was mocking her for the night she accidentally got high on oil painting and Port wine.
"Why did you lie about that anyway? You have enough artistic skills and experience to boast about for days."
"The art curator, Ms. Giordano, has specialized studies in oil painting. I thought about impressing her with what I know about it."
"And you succeeded. You may not be an expert, but it isn't a subject you're completely illiterate about. You can keep up appearances whilst you learn more about it."
"But I told her I have a painting and she said she'd like to see it."
"That's not a lie. You have a painting."
"That thing I painted that night is rubbish! I shouldn't have let you keep it."
"But The Attack of Vampire Sirens is one of my favourite paintings nowadays! Annabelle liked it too. And it gives you something to show to one of your bosses."
"I'm not showing that thing to her!"
"You have to," he warned. "You have no other work in oil painting. And you have to keep up the lie. You shall never admit you lied just to get the job. Never!"
"I know! Everyone says Laura Giordano is mean, but she was kinda nice to me during the interview. If I say I lied, she might never look in the face again..." Daphne whined.
"Well, let's hope she didn't mean what she said or you'll have to paint again."
"No! Oil painting is evil!"
"It's summer... You can paint outdoors. Preferably in the balcony. Or anywhere windy. With no alcoholic beverages near you..." He suggested as his lips curled upwards again.
Her shoulders slumped.
"Aşkım, there's nothing to worry about. It was just a little lie you said so your mean boss would like you. If she's really that mean, she won't even remember what she said."
"Really?"
"No. But now you can finally share The Attack of Vampire Sirens on your social media." Hamid wiggled his brows.
"Ugh..." Daphne hid her eyes with one hand in frustration.
...
September, 2022
Daphne rubbed a few drops of oil between her hands and smoothened the length of her hair before pulling it into a ponytail. As she checked herself in the mirror, her nose twisted in annoyance as the dark tresses covered her sports bra. Has her hair ever been that long before?
She looked down at the long locks and moved her face from one side to another. Perhaps the issue wasn't the length. During her teenhood, she had time to change haircut and colours whenever she saw fit. Lately, however, she barely had enough time to braid her hair on her way to work or uni.
Staring at herself in the mirror again, her brows furrowed in concentration.
Do I really want to make any changes now?
She then walked back to her vanity dresser and grabbed her phone. Maybe Pinterest could help.
Among the many pictures on the search, a selfie in particular caught her attention. Sitting on a salon chair, Felicity Holloway smiled as the most popular hairstylist of Edgewater pressed his face next to hers. One could almost mistake them for being close friends. But Daphne knew better than that.
Initially recommended by Lady Dominique, Théo Cellier was a pleasant surprise to the viscountess when she moved to Edgewater. With his impressive skills on cutting and colouring hair, his knowledge about the latest trends in fashion and art and sharp sense of humor, Daphne grew fond of Mr. Cellier for a while.
Yet, their friendship didn't last long. Unfortunately, Mr. Cellier's beauty spa was popular among gentry folk for more reasons other than just a nice hair change due to his terrible habit of gossiping. Even this most innocent conversation a client of his had over the phone could be spread across the country within minutes. And much to her disappointment, the Foredales often were a common topic of the hairstylist's and his clients' malicious comments.
As she accidentally tapped on the picture instead of scrolling past it, it redirected to the hairstylist's Pictagram profile. Felicity's selfie was new, but with relatively low engagement, given the number of followers in the hairstylist's profile and the complexity of work done. She did look pretty with a cut that framed her face and a few light ash locks that brought more light to her sandy blond hair.
She snickered as her thumbs typed a message to DM Briar. But before she could hit send, she felt something gently falling over her feet. As she looked down, her dog whined, staring at her with pleading eyes whilst his walking harness and leash rested on her feet.
The lady smacked her forehead with one hand as she remembered why she was getting ready to leave in the first place.
"I'm sorry, sweetie! I got a little sidetracked here..."
She scratched his fur and put the harness on Drake.
"I'll put on a shirt and training shoes and we'll be out in a minute, okay?"
As the lady walked into the closet to finish getting dressed, the dog barked in excitement, she didn't mind to look. Drake was one of those extra friendly dogs who got easily excited about almost anything. He certainly found something in the room to play with. As long as he wasn't trying to eat her moisturizer again, it'd be fine.
"Ready to go? Oh hey, girl!" She smiled at Maya coming out from under the bed to rub her body against Daphne's legs. "I thought you'd sleep in the balcony all morning. You don't mind staying alone for a few minutes, right? Hamid will be back from the gym soon."
Whilst Maya stretched herself, one of her paws touched the screen of Daphne's phone and the cat laid on top of the device, the lady scanned the room, searching for it.
"Odd... I left it right here..." She said, approaching her vanity dresser.
Before she could search a bit more, the dog began to whine again.
"Oh well... I guess we'll enjoy the scenery together today, Drake," she said, bending down to scratch the cat's fur and picking up the leash to take the dog for a walk. A few minutes without her phone wouldn't do her any harm, right?
...
About one hour later
Daphne closed the door behind her to help Drake out the harness. Usually, the dog arrived home a bit calmer. But whenever he sensed the fragrance of Hamid's cologne in the air, it was harder to get him to settle down.
"I know what you want, but wait a minute! I can't take it off if you don't stay quiet."
"Stop torturing my dog and just let him come to me already," Hamid joked as he approached the entryway.
The dog began to shake his entire body, waggling his tail in joy.
"Great. Now it'll be impossible to get him out of the harness."
"I'll take it off when he's calmer." The diplomat then crouched down and beamed at the dog. "Gel, oğlum! Gel!²"
Daphne pursed her lips, but set Drake free to rush to his other pet parent.
"How was the walk?"
"Good. The weather was nice, Drake is getting stronger. We walked for twenty minutes today."
"Excellent! Well done, oğlum!" He then gazed at her with a curious look whilst still petting the dog. "Is everything okay, aşkım?"
"Yeah."
"You didn't bump into any unpleasant acquaintances today, did you?"
"Huh?"
"You know... People you dislike or who can easily make your blood boil such as your boss, Theresa Sutton... Felicity Holloway..."
Daphne made a face. "Good God, no! Mrs. Giordano is still in Italy being cruel in Italian to other Italians. Theresa and Felicity haven't returned to classes yet... Why?"
"Bartie and Briar just sent me a Pictagram post that made me wonder what could've happened so early in the morning for you to make such a nasty comment about anyone online."
"I did what?"
"Well, you are half British and you do have your grandmother's passive-aggressive sense of humor..." He rambled on, scratching his stubble in thought.
"Passive-aggressive?! But you always say I'm adorable!"
"Of course, you are, my dove." Hamid then stood up, pulled her into a hug and kissed her temple before he mumbled. "Most of the time..."
"Excuse me?!" She pulled away with a scowl. "Hamid, what on earth are you talking about?"
The diplomat fished his phone out of his trousers pocket to show it to Daphne.
Her eyes went round and jaw fell slack in horror. Among the comments on Felicity's selfie on Mr. Cellier's profile, the top comment was Daphne's.
"Too bad no amount of bleach and purple shampoo can make her soul as bright and shiny as her hair..."
"But I didn't post that!" She blurted.
"Are you sure? I've seen you say worse to her face..."
"I always try to be polite, even if she doesn’t deserve it. She is the one who starts with the insults. I wrote that to DM Briar!"
"Did you mistake the DM button for the enter a comment button again?"
"No! I didn't send it! I don't even know where my phone is!"
Hamid arched an eyebrow. "You don't know?"
"It's somewhere in the bedroom... I didn't have time to check properly. Drake started whining again, I didn't want to frustrate him now that he has more energy to walk."
"I'm not sure what happened, but we have to find your phone and a way out of this scandal because you're trending."
"What?!"
"Well, not you... #bleachgate is trending on Twitter NY and UK."
"Bleach gate?"
"Her classmates began to tweet about it, then our friends joined in telling how Felicity bullies anyone she might see as beneath her and the story spread. Gossip blogs here and UK tabloids are delighted with all the freely given content."
Daphne quickly read the tweets in horror. "Oh my god..."
"I gotta say that's quite an accomplishment to be trending right now. It's already noon in the UK and there's a Premier League match being aired right now."
Her shoulders slumped. "Hamidciğim, I don't want to be trending on anything. It was supposed to be just another dumb joke shared in a private chat with a friend."
"It's alright. We can fix this. Go look for your phone. I'll reach out to my contacts at The Sun and The Daily Mirror to see what can be done about this."
"Thank you."
After a quick search in the master bedroom, Daphne found the phone on the floor, under a very sleepy and grumpy Maya, who was clearly displeased to be woken up. Now in possession of her phone again, the lady read the news, tweets mentioning her and the tag and DMs from several people from her secondary school years, Felicity's classmates at Cornell, whilst Hamid worked from his phone and laptop.
"Oh... This is bad..." She commented, whilst scrolling through the tag search.
"It sure is..." Hamid added as he sat back on the sofa. "Three former members of Lochdale staff came forward to sue Felicity for racial profiling and harassment.
Daphne's head snapped to the side in shock. "Seriously?!"
"What? Didn't you expect the girl who bullied you and all of our closest friends for years to not be racist or not harass her parents' staff?" He gave her a knowing look.
"That's not what I meant... I just didn't know that accidentally commenting on Pictagram instead of DMing Briar could've caused this."
"I guess no one did..."
"What do I do now?"
"Not much. Mr. Cellier deleted the picture, but screen captures of the selfie and your comment are everywhere. You can come forward in your own profile and say your phone was hacked and apologise or you can leave it be?"
"Lying doesn't seem like a good idea..."
"I agree. Anyone who digs a bit on these British gossip blogs will figure out you two have a history and might see the 'hacked account' or the apology as a lie."
"But can I really leave it be?"
"Yes. You have no obligation to comment any further about it and your opinion about Felicity is the least of her problems right now. She can try to sue you for defamation, of course. But given that you won two lawsuits against her not so long ago and with all these new allegations against her, her lawyers will most likely advise her not to go through with it."
"Okay. I'm not going to say a word about it."
"Good choice." He nodded. "You owe me a kiss, by the way."
Daphne moved closer and wrapped her arms around his neck as she kissed him on the cheek. "Thank you again for doing this."
"No problem, aşkım."
Sighing in relief, she reached for her tea and continued to scroll through social media.
"You do know that not saying anything further also means not hitting likes on memes and other shitposts about it, don't you?"
"I'm not doing anything..."
"You just hit like on Annabelle's tweet of Bugs Bunny wishing you all a pleasant evening meme about the bleach gate."
"But—"
He stared at her and shook his head.
"Ugh... Fine..." she grumbled.
First week of December 2022
"That's so unfair! I was PMSing! I can't control my hormones," Daphne whined.
"Yes, you can. You have improved significantly since you chose to have healthier habits. But okay. Let's say Santa could excuse you for snapping at your loving life partner for no reason. Yelling at our fur babies though?" He tutted.
"But I apologised!" The lady pouted.
He chuckled.
"Okay, but you can't blame me for lying about my oil painting skills. You said it yourself it wasn't all a lie."
"You actually told your boss your favourite technique was impasto."
"But it's the truth!"
"You hadn't tried impasto until then. You just said it because you knew Mrs. Giordano is a Van Gogh fan. And don't even get me started on the bleach gate," he pointed out.
"It was an accident!"
"Posting as a comment was an accident. But what you said...."
"The woman made my life hell for years! What's a little dissing compared to what she did to me?" She insisted.
"I know. And I'm not judging you." He raised his hands in defence.
"Thank you."
"However..."
"Ugh..." She rolled her eyes.
"Aşkım, you are Christian. There are several Bible verses about loving and doing good for your enemies. I don't think a Christian entity known for doing good deeds to everybody would overlook that."
She folded her arms.
"You'll have to face that fact you'd be on the naughty list this year."
"All right!" Daphne scowled. "I don't mind if I only get coal for Christmas."
"Don't you?" Hamid raised an eyebrow.
"I'm an artist. I'd see it as an encouragement to make more coal sketches," she replied, doing her best not to look annoyed. It was just a silly test anyway. Besides, if she didn't want to be mocked for the rest of the month, admitting he was right would be for the best.
But before the subject died down, a sly grin played on his lips as he mumbled. "Hmm... Interesting..."
Something told her he wouldn't let go so easily.
County of Edgewater, December 25th 2022
Laughter echoed along Edgewater manor as The Foredales and closest friends ambled toward the lounge. Christmas mornings usually were the best part of the day for Daphne. Though they considered it an event, the family now was more inclined to skip formalities. Aside from everyone helping with the vast and delightful breakfast, they exchanged gifts and chatted until it was time to prepare for luncheon. She was more than happy to go back home and partake in this new family tradition.
As Lord Vincent, Lady Dominique, the Dalys and Veronica's mother chatted by the fire, the young ones gathered around the Christmas tree to exchange gifts.
"Darling, this is beautiful!" Bartholomew gushed over the glass bird house.
"Now the birds will always keep you company when I'm not around," Yusuf said, smiling fondly at his partner.
A unison "aww..." erupted among the women whilst Edmund looked somewhat confused.
"How will that attract birds?" Edmund mumbled in confusion.
"Put bird food and water on the little space in there and hang the house on a window or balcony for the birds to come," Daphne explained.
"Oh... that's cool." Edmund nodded.
"And really cute," Veronica added.
"And so romantic..." Briar swooned at the smiles Yusuf and Bart shared.
"I guess Bart got all his gifts. You can choose who's next now, my friend," Hamid suggested, sharing a secretive look with Bartholomew.
"Hm..." Bartholomew looked around the group and declared. "I say it's Daph's turn now."
"I'm cool with that," Daphne said with a grin.
"In this case, I'll go first." Hamid then reached for a large box under the tree and handed it to his partner.
The lady beamed at the sight of the pretty gift box and carefully undid the ribbon tying it. But as soon as she removed a few paper tissues, Daphne pursed her lips.
"That doesn't look like a 'aw... thank you, love' face," Veronica commented.
"I agree," Yusuf nodded.
"What is it?" Briar then grabbed the gift and glanced at the couple in confusion. "You gave her coal?"
"Me? Noooo..." He shook his head, pretending not to know about it. "Krampus dropped by last night and left this gift for her."
"So I guess Krampus also left a note saying 'Welcome to the naughty list, Daphne!'," Annabelle added, showing off the note that was inside the box.
"I bet he meant every word," Hamid said with a mischievous smile whilst his partner glared daggers at him.
"Is it me or does it look like a sex joke?" Veronica asked.
"What?!" Edmund blurted in horror.
"I thought so too," Bartholomew joked.
"If there wasn't a note allegedly from Krampus, I swear it'd be a sex joke," Yusuf teased.
"Maybe this is some sort of fetish related to the holidays," Annabelle surmised.
"Oh, for the love of God..." Edmund grimaced in discomfort.
"I don't know. I've seen fetish related to Santa, string lights, gifts. But Krampus?" Briar made a face.
"Oh, girl... If I got a nickel for every weird fetish and turn-on I've heard about..." Veronica taunted.
"And coming from these two, you never know..." Bart continued.
"Are my ears bleeding? I can feel them bleeding..." Edmund whinged as he shifted uneasily in his seat whilst the others (minus Daphne) laughed.
"All right, that's enough! Can we move on now?" Daphne cut off, still struggling to hide her annoyance.
"I know that face. You're in big trouble, Osmanoğlu," Annabelle whispered to Hamid, who simply chuckled.
"I think that's kind of the point." Yusuf tittered.
"Okay, let's move along. Here you go, Daph," Bartholomew then handed the lady a medium size box.
"Thank you, Bartie." The lady smiled in gratitude. But as she opened her gift, Daphne arched an eyebrow at her friend. "Bart?"
Bartholomew shared a glance with Hamid then pressed his lips together to stifle a laugh as his eyes met Daphne's.
"Ugh..." The lady rolled her eyes.
"What?" Briar asked as she peaked at the gift. "I don't get it... You like getting art supplies."
"This is different and both of them know why."
Bartholomew and Hamid chuckled.
The others then glanced at the gift box and found an art supplies kit for charcoal drawings.
"Well, at least now we know it's not a sex joke," Yusuf commented.
"Are you sure?" Veronica teased.
"Hey!" Yusuf whined.
The others doubled over.
"Can somebody go next? I don't feel like getting coal anymore," Daphne grumbled.
"My dove, you're not getting coal from everyone."
"Do you expect to believe you didn't tell everybody?"
"I didn't know." Annabelle raised her hands in defence.
"Me neither," Briar answered. "I would've joined the prank though..."
"Me too. You should've told us, mate..." Edmund joked.
"Sorry, eniştem³... Next time, I'll give you two a call," Hamid said with a playful grin.
"Excuse me?!" Daphne snapped.
"I'm joking... You're not mad at me, are you?" Hamid asked.
"Of course I am! You're mocking me, you got Bartie on board for this and I didn't get a single real gift until now."
"Hey, mine is a real gift!" Bartholomew protested.
"You're on thin ice, Bart. Very thin ice." Daphne hissed.
Hamid then wrapped his arms around Daphne, who didn't hug him back, but didn't pull away either.
"My dove, you are getting real gifts. Great ones, as far as I know. But when you said you wouldn't mind getting coal, I couldn't resist it. It's too much fun to tease you."
The others laughed.
"Will you forgive, aşkım?" Hamid murmured, kissing Daphne's shoulder to make his request more compelling.
"I don't know..." She said, pretending not to be affected by him. "Do I get a real gift from you?"
"Yes."
"How good is it?"
"It's very shiny, expensive, it has a colourless gemstone usually weighed in carats."
"Fine..." Daphne replied, doing her best not to smile. "I'll think about it..."
As Hamid kissed Daphne's cheek several times, Bartholomew prompted. "You know, diamonds chemical composition are quite similar to coal, so if you think about it—"
"Your thin ice is melting, Bart!" Daphne glared.
Laughter erupted in the group before they continued to share Christmas gifts.
