THE SPLATOON SEXYMAN (or woman) CONTEST ROUND 1 BATTLE 1
IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE
OCTOSTOMP!!!
AND IN THE OTHER CORNER WE HAVE
LIONEL!
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WHO IS MORE SEXYMAN (or women)
octostomp
lionel
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THE SPLATOON SEXYMAN (or woman) CONTEST ROUND 1 BATTLE 1
IN THIS CORNER WE HAVE
OCTOSTOMP!!!
AND IN THE OTHER CORNER WE HAVE
LIONEL!
Splatpoll input: I love this so much thank you wheel
WHO IS MORE SEXYMAN (or women)
octostomp
lionel
Why so friends- the callieeeee
Sometimes, I remember the Octostomp is a refugee and military deserter (or kidnapped POW) who was turned into a brainwashed zombie, and is at best waiting for rescue and at worst a corpse who's been turned into a morray eel's nest by a bandit.
Every aspect of those disproportional bio-mechanical creatures scare the shit out of me
Pride... month.
just sittin' around. thinking 'bout. stuff.
[Image Description: Captain from the Squidbeak Splatoon from Splatoon 3, casually seated on a storage container with their hand propping up their head. They have a fairly bored expression, but are surrounded by three thought bubbles containing a zapfish, Octostomp, and Judd. End ID.]
[SIDE ORDER THEORY]
okay guys what if the octostomp comes back as like a soulless husk possesed by the the dead fish black white red thingy.. because in splatoon 3 story mode frye uses its dead husk as a spinning platform and dead octostomp was then probably discarded
Ya know what? I feel like starting a war.
I mean this in the most insulting, aggressive way possible: Octostomp is the worst Splatoon boss and I'm glad he's dead. I hope he never returns.
Look at this stupid brick. Every single other Splatoon 1 boss is better than him in every way. He is not fun to fight, he's annoying, he is a waste of the zapfish. I will bully this baby-footed cube until it is eliminated.
This is my Splatoon villain arc; I'm stealing the great zapfish in order to obliterate octostomp, then I'll put it back and carry on as if nothing happened.
Or maybe I'll keep it and take over the world, we'll see, I've got time.