Guys please hear me out on this ship 🙏
Credits to: @jugganautism ximena natzel and gwendy | NS2D studios for the art
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Guys please hear me out on this ship 🙏
Credits to: @jugganautism ximena natzel and gwendy | NS2D studios for the art
My preference for Ody/god ships are so funny (when it comes to smut, I like the romantic stuff slightly or more toxic)
Ody/Zeus? Ody is always sub and bottom, Zeus is too proud to not be dominant 🙄
Ody/Poseidon? Ody is always bottom, before 600 Strikes he's more submissive, after this he's an agressive, sadistic power bottom. Poseidon is feeling like he's topped though. Destroy this shark guy's ego
Ody/Hermes? They're all over the place. They're switches and versatiles. Sub bottom Hermes is still manipulative though. I think Hermes will do anything to keep Ody at his side
I think Ody/Athena would be a fun ship, but I don't see them doing any sexual stuff 😔
And I know they're not in the musical, but Ody/Persephone/Hades 😳 Persephone is definitely a femdom
Also, Ody/Zeus/Poseidon is so good 😼
Zeus needs to be dominant, no matter who he takes to bed, and if his partner even tries to take control then he might just straight up kill them. Odysseus also learn very quickly that he wants to be worshipped, something he’s more than happy to do if it means he’s kept in good favour.
I think Odysseus could top, and even be the dom at certain points, but it will always be on Poseidon’s terms. He is the one who has all the control, don’t get it twisted, he just sometimes likes it when Ody gets all aggressive, and well, ruthless with him. Extra attractive to him since he’s the one who made him like that. But usually Poseidon is the one on top, and oh boy he likes to play it rough. He’s probably Odysseus’ least favourite of the gods.
Oh Ody and Hermes is like, just a whole thing. Just like with Poseidon, Hermes will always have control of the scene, even when he lets Odysseus lead. He can be very mean though, especially when he’s the dominant, though not often enough that Odysseus would associate it with him. He may seem very impulsive and flippant, but every move he makes when it comes to his mortal is very calculated. Aftercare is usually lovely though.
The way I see Odysseus and Athena is that she is laying all her attention on him. She’s ace and sex just does kinda nothing for her, but on the rare occasion that she forms a connection with someone she doesn’t mind it, as long as she’s not like, fully apart of it (weird phrasing but idk how to phrase it lol). She’ll stroke, caress, and show love to him, truly taking it slow and affectionate, and enjoys seeing the bliss her warrior is in. She’d probably be Odysseus fave tbh.
Persephone and Hades would probably take Odysseus like, once in a blue moon, mainly as a way for Hades to piss off his brothers (Persy is just along for the ride. She loves her husband, what can I say?).
Also, I see Persephone and Hades as fully like, taking turns when it comes to dominance, depending on their moods and stuff. They have a lot of talks and communication around it, it’s very healthy.
While Zeus can be kinda soft (if not a little selfish) with his lovers when it’s just him, he gets way more aggressive when his older brother gets involved. He needs to establish is dominance over Poseidon at all times or he might explode, and Poseidon just grits his teeth and bears it. Poor Odysseus is just caught in the middle of all this, but Zeus is surprisingly a more attentive lover when Poseidon is in the picture, so it’s not all bad.
Is this my legacy?
Someone remind me to post damnit
I’ve already gone on my rant abt this okay the family tree was rewritten
Finally finished my ETM Hermody fanart!
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#Odyhermes
BECAUSE YES
WHO CARES IF THATS HIS GREAT GRANDFATHER
IT'S GREEK MYTHOLOGY
WE'RE ALL FUCKING OUR FAMILY HERE
can we have more details about hermes x Odysseus? Please ~
More than happy to dearie
(Also you didn’t need to send the ask twice lol)
Since Ody is technically Hermes great grandson (*cough cough*), he’s known about his general existence long before he met him on Aeaea. He didn’t care that much about him tho, cause like if he gave a shit about every mortal offspring he had then he literally wouldn’t have time for anything else.
Still, hearing that Athena herself had taken an interest in one of his? Fascinating to be sure. Not enough to start giving a shit, but still, fascinating
And then, Poseidon. Hermes was of course the first to hear the news that Poseidon had attacked and killed over five hundred Greeks over one slight, and you know he spread that gossip to the rest of Olympus like fucking wildfire. But still, that makes two gods (one of which a member of the big three) that has taken an interest in some way in Odysseus. So it might be time to investigate
Hermes finds him and the remainder of his crew having washed up on Aeaea, which tickles him a bit. One of Athena’s “warriors”, seeking refuge on Circe’s island? Interesting choice indeed.
But Hermes takes his time to indulge in one of his favourite pastimes, spying on people. And sure, Odysseus does his fare share of moping there on the beach, but to the messenger gods surprise, despite all of the man’s losses, he takes action almost immediately, ordering some other guy to go scout out the island. And even though Hermes loves watching Circe trick and hex people, he doesn’t leave to go check that out. He stays, watching the mortal go about.
Hermes also takes the time to truly take notice how handsome the man is. He has a slightly short stature and lean build, just like any descendant of his, but he seems to have not let that stop him as he moves about with confident elegance. His hair is much darker than Hermes own, and despite being ruffled and damp from the sea water, the messenger god can see that it’s well cared for. Most of all, he takes notice of the mortals eyes, a deep rich brown, and despite the weariness and paranoia to be found in them, he still sees a small twinkle in them, a light that has not yet been snuffed out by his uncle.
Hermes could have watched the man for hours if he so desired, and so was a little pissed off when the other man from before came running and interrupted them.
But it was through that that Hermes got a chance to see another of Odysseus strengths, his way with words. Despite the frankly idiotic decision to land on Aeaea, the messenger god could clearly see his sister in the way he spoke. He was even more intrigued by the things he was saying, showing loyalty and honour, despite having a chance to escape the situation. Hermes himself never cared much about loyalty, but the fact that the mortal is willing to risk his own life and safety for his crew? He can’t help but be impressed
Until he realises that yeah his new favourite mortal is most definitely going to fucking die if he doesn’t do anything, so, he gets involved.
And if he’s a bit extra giddy when Odysseus says his name, if he flirts a little more than he usually does, if he holds him extra close when they dance, well that’s only for him to know.
Hermes keeps spying on Ody even after Circe, even going so far as to follow him to the underworld. Usually when mortals have extreme breakdowns and cursing the gods out, Hermes finds it kinda funny. It’s a good show. But, when his mortal does it (Because that’s what he is. He’s not Athenas, or Poseidons, he’s his. It was Hermes who saved him from Circe, it’s Hermes who’s keeping an eye on him, hell he would never have been born if it wasn’t for Hermes), it’s way less fun, and just upsetting.
Hermes keeps keeping watch as his mortal keeps getting worse. The sirens, Scylla, his mortals crew turning on him, Hermes witnesses it all. As much as he’d like to assist in some way, he was already in trouble with Zeus for his intervention on Aeaea, and that had been a pretty minor thing all things considered. Despite everything that occurs, he still sees that same twinkle remain in his eyes, that same light that Hermes treasures so.
Still, it was hard to not get absolutely pissed when that other man stabbed his mortal.
When Zeus got involved with his mortal and struck down his crew, Hermes lost sight of him. The messenger god spent seven years scouring the ocean for any trace of the king, but to no avail.
When he’d searched every single corner of the earth, Hermes through in the towel and finally did what he really didn’t want to do.
He asked his sister for help.
Despite how much it upset him, Athena had actually formed a divine bond with Odysseus, which made her capable of tracking him.
And find him she did. On Calypso’s island.
Fuck.
Luckily, Athena wanted him freed too, so Hermes didn’t have to grovel to Zeus himself. He would have done so if needed, but having Athena do ir for him was easier on his pride.
And he was more than happy that that was the case, as Athena got a lightning bolt to the face, and Hermes got the job of retrieving his mortal.
He’s never been as excited as he was, travelling to Ogygia, past the veil keeping the island hidden from the outside world. And, maybe he’s a little gloaty when he tells Calypso to release his mortal, but it’s difficult not to be. The goddess has spent seven years thinking that Odysseus belongs to her. Laughable, truly.
Hermes has spent years thinking about his mortal, missing his elegant stride, his beautiful hair, his lopsided cocky smile, his eyes. Yet, when he first get a look of him again after so many years, building his sad little raft, it’s nothing less than painful.
Because he’s wrong. The paranoia has settled in, making him jumpy and uncertain, and while his time on Ogygia had made him altogether more healthy, it was in a way that just didn’t fit. He looked almost uncomfortable in his own skin as he moved. And worst of all, his eye twinkle had all but vanished.
But all of his upsetting feelings vanished the second his mortal laid eyes on him, and his smile shone brighter than Apollo himself.
Hermes stayed by his side as long as he could warning him both about the dangers ahead, but also drinking in every moment his mortals attention was on him.
But even still, he eventually had to depart. He knew his uncle was waiting for a final chance to finish his mortal off. If Apollo was to be believed, Odysseus would survive the encounter, somehow, but that didn’t stop the rising anxiety Hermes felt as he said farewell to his mortal, taking his leave with a soft kiss.
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I have many thoughts on Hermes, my favourite Greek god (Not my favourite overall god tho, Idun my beloved <3). Mans is most def extremely Not Normal about poor Ody, who did not ask for all this attention from the gods.
I do also imagine most gods to be extremely possessive, and do not like sharing, so Hermes isn’t too fond of the fact that like five other gods are vying for Odysseus attention.
He remains silly tho, stalker tendencies and all
Okay, hear me out:
Typical manwhore AU, Ody sleeps with Zeus to save his crew, Poseidon gets really horny, and wants a piece of Ody too. Hermes is REALLY pissed off. He's tempted to ask Nyx herself to make Zeus and Poseidon get away from HIS mortal. His second choice is Hades or Hestia (I hc that Zeus & Poseidon feel obliged to do stuff their oldest siblings want, and it's clear in mythology Zaus respects Hestia to a great extent).
Idk how he could keep Ody to himself without causing any trouble 🤔 (and pissing off his father, uncle, and most likely Athena too)
I do commonly headcanon that while Hermes doesn’t care when other mortals interact with Ody since they’re so much lesser, he hates it when the other gods does it
So yes absolutely, this probably would happen
I do think Zeus and Poseidon have a certain level of respect for Hestia as well, but I don’t think in the way that she has any power over them. It’s less “I’ll do what you ask me to” and more “Whenever I do some fucked up shit to the other gods, I promise you won’t be affected love ya sis <3”
Hades is kinda the opposite, like they don’t listen to him at all but they also know that like, if they try to hurt him then he will retaliate, and a war with the underworld is something that they don’t want, especially Poseidon (inserting my headcanon that Posy is the weakest of the big three, and he knows it).
Hermes would definitely go complain to Hades tho, possibly even try to get him to get involved so that Zeus and Poseidon would Get. Their. Hands. Off. His. Mortal, but Hades would just sigh for a solid five minutes, before calling Thanatos so that Hermes can complain to him instead.
And for a way to keep Ody to himself? I doubt Hermes is above kidnapping his mortal and putting him in a place where the gods’ might eyes can’t catch sight of him.
Cruel? Maybe. But crucial