You know what, No, I don't feel like I stressed this enough:
Ted Nivison went to a sumo wrestling place for a youtube video, (key point there is a retired sumo wrestler sitting in the back passively commenting on their performance the whole time) with no prior experience he got into the ring with the trainer and after a couple bouts...
Yamamotoyama who is the heaviest japanese sumo wrestler and thought to be the heaviest japanese person EVER, who is tied in second place for the shortest time to enter the top division, who has won several local, national and WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS, says:
it would take Ted only 3 MONTHS practicing ONLY ON WEEKENDS to become an AMERICAN SUMO WRESTLING CHAMPION
TED NIVISON IS A LITERAL FUCKING CRYPTID WHAT IS UP WITH THIS DUDE?!?!??!?!?
