#offender x reader

[creepypasta-dating-simulator]

I would love to know kissing stuff. Who is the best, who is lowkey annoying about it, who uses too much tongue all the time, lmao

x3 oh I know exactly what this looks like!

Slender: Slender doesn't "kiss" he only opens his mouth to eat

Offender: Offender is a skilled kisser, but it depends on his mood if he's actually going to kiss you or put his tongue down your throat x3

Jeff: not great at kissing, the cuts in his face make it difficult :/

Nina: Is good at kissing uwu she'll take your breath away

Jane: Hasn't really ever kissed anyone since she was burned, she doesn't like to take her mask off...

EJ: Great Kisser, all around wins here

LJ: LJ *could* kiss you, but you might not want to kiss him- he has nest of roaches that live in his stomach and they come out of his mouth frequently (they're his pets!)

Ben: Feels like kissing an old TV, but the tingling is kinda nice!

Toby: Clumsy, but enthusiastic!

Doby: Great kisser, because he's a slut (affectionate)

Tim: He's a rough kisser, he tastes like smoke and blood and it feels like he wants to eat you, but in a sexy way

Brian: Great kisser, because he's a slut (derogatory)

[scary-lasagna]

Bottom headcanons for offender 🫢🫢

He’s not one to be pampered

Offender [NSFW]

He's such a slut, in plain words.

No matter who is topping him, he's letting unfiltered words, begs, and moans roll off his tongue with no second thought.

He wants you to take full control over him, what he does, how he acts, and when to cum.

He is entirely yours for the time being.

Oh, and that dirty mouth of his.

He loves being facefucked in an effort to shut up the filth leaking from his mouth.

And it doesn't matter if you don’t think he can take it, his jaw can unhinge to fit all of your taste in his mouth.

And his tongue will do unspeakable things that you'll never forget in your entire lifetime.

Nothing will live up to the way it curls and pulses as drool leaks down his chin.

And he will expect to choke, he wants to be pushed to his limit in all the filth and begs moaned against your wet skin.

And born with a cock or not, he’s gonna want a dicking down one way or another until he’s fucked dumb.

So, [y/n], you better start getting in that cardio for stamina because he’s whiny and greedy brat that will always want more.

He loves when he’s pinned down, tied up, anything that takes his control away.

He’s an eldritch being for divinity’s sake, he has power, so imagine how freeing it feels to hand it over to someone else for a change.

And please jack him off until his cock is turning purple and weeping cum until he can’t take it anymore.

An overstimulating king, he is.

Or, a pillow princess in that sense. Against the will of his muscles, of course.

He’s not fucking moving anytime soon.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Offenderman x Fem!AFAB!Chubby/Fat!Reader || Oneshot

Plot: Offender walks in on you showering but its not what you think.

Warnings: Language, nudity, and groping. 

Tagging: @ladala-shihiro , @miss-understood , and @yesthetrashbin . I hope y'all like this! ^^

This is a work off my old blog, @mainstreambaddies , remastered ^^

“Holy cra-“ As soon as you hear the bathroom door unlock you reach to pull the shower curtain securely around your body, especially when you see the big, tall, terrifying monster come in. Damnit, what is he- “What the hell are you doing in here?!”

“Now, now, hold on~ Don’t get your panties in a twist… “ You watch, in mild horror, as Offender walks further into your bathroom, looking around until he see’s your discarded underwear. He slowly smirks at them, before turning back to you again. “I have a reason for being here.”

“Oh, yeah I’m sure you do,” You scoff. “Its just not happening. You hold on.” You tell him firmly, before taking in a huge deep humongous breath, before yelling. “SLENDER-“

Offenders hand slaps right over your mouth, quickly, so big it basically engulfs your face. Not too hard that it hurt, but enough to be unbelievably irritating. You don’t really believe he’s here to hurt you… not entirely, anyway. As you’re one of Slender's proxie's, you're under his protection here in the mansion (Theoretically. Slender isn't fantastic at staying on top of that particular clause), and Offender is kind of… sort of… maybe… at times... a friend? But you still don’t want him in here with you while you shower!! You're not that close! You don't trust him that deeply! You're not insane- You do stop screaming, though, since you physically cannot make sound loud enough to make any difference anyway with his hand muffling you, and just look at him bored, somehow, with raised brows. “You want to know what I'm doing, now sweetheart?”

You nod, making a pathetic ‘yes’ sound into his hand. He nods and takes it away, so you can take a full, unhindered breath. Now you’re just feeling awkward, taking in the situation. Here you are standing under the steady stream of hot water, your entire backside bare with the now warm plastic shower curtain pulled tight over your front... and there Offender is, in his coat and pants, looking like he's up to no good.

Ffff- flap jacks.

“So, what, um…"Uncomfortably, you adjust the shower curtain against your chest. "What can I do for you?” You ask, feeling unbelievably self-conscious. Typically, you're self conscious around Offender - Offender, with his abs and his perfect sharp teeth and always knowing what to say, - , but now you’re naked. And its so so much worse. He can see your wide arms and your hair is flat and soggy, and you're dripping.

“You were saying yesterday that you think you’re ‘gross’ or ‘undesirable’, or something. Thought that was ridiculous- look at you. So, I wanted to show you you’re not." A slow smirk spreads across his face again, before nodding and stepping back. "Come on out, and let me see.”

Immediately your jaw drops. He wants you to- what?! “What?”

“Come out and show me what’s so gross about you!”

“No,” You exclaim, horrified by the idea. Offender groans, rolls back his shoulders and stretches his neck from one side, to the other.

“Well, if you want something done- You’ve gotta do it yourself, right?” He mutters, and as soon as you hear it, you shuffle back in the tub and grip onto the curtain tighter; Knuckles blanching against the strain. Oh. No. Before you can even open your mouth to protest, or scream again, the curtain is completely gone from your hands and he’s got your hand in his, tugging you out of the tub and to the bathroom tiles, in front of the mirror. You squeak, almost unconcerned about the dangers of slipping as you cover you’re your chest with one arm, rip your other out his grip, and reach for a towel with it. “Uh, uh, uh!” A tentacle shoots out and grabs your wrist, causing your lips part, hopelessly. “No. There aint nothing to be ashamed of, baby, why hide? Come on, look at the mirror. And get rid of this- “

He tries to pull your arm away from your breasts, and you slap his hand. “Stop!”

“Come on, let Daddy see~”

You shoot Offender the worst greasy, making him smirk. “If you call yourself that again, I will personally castrate you.” You hiss. This situation is already mortifying enough, without him calling himself ‘Daddy’ like some terrifying, faceless Freddy Krueger.

He licks his front teeth, grinning at your threat. “Oh, baby girl, don’t you think they’ve tried that before?” Chuckling, he ignores your threat and your plea to stop, and continues to drag your arm away from your body. This leaves you completely bare, except for the heat in your cheeks, down your neck, and across your chest. “Much better~ Now, turn around to the mirror. Would it make you feel better if I dressed down, too?~”

“No. It would most definitely not make me feel better-“ You quickly try to get it through to him how much you do not want him doing that, but he’s already removed his coat. Now facing the mirror, you’re able to see your body, and him standing beside you in just his pants. The humour and horror of this situation quickly melt away as you look, and you just feel disgusted. You absolutely hate looking at yourself, and you avoid it as much as possible. And, standing there with Offender of all people as a reference… just makes it so much worse. He’s built like some Greek God. Did he expect to help?! You frown, and look unhappily at yourself. “... So, you were saying about there being nothing to be ashamed of?”

“Mhm. Look atcha!”

You make a face. “I am looking.”

“What??” Offender asks, mystified as he looks down at your face. Then he makes a gesture that’s his version of eye rolling. “Ugh, tv did this. Look, Y/N, you’re sexy as hell. I’d totally fuck you.”

You purse your lips. He’d fuck anyone, so that isn't saying much. “Everyone's a little self conscious... ” You scoff. “Everyone has issues with themselves... I don't have to change... ”

“Well, I dont.”

“Well, that’s easy, when you look perfect!”

As soon as the words leave your lips, and you both fully process them, a slow, pleased and dangerous smirk spreads across Offenders sharp mouth, turning to look at the real you, not the mirror reflection you. Which, as it turns out, is so much more mortifying! “Perfect? ~”

You get hot again, and take a step back. “Uh, well, obviously! I mean, look at you! You work out, right? I'm not saying that I- that I have a thing for you, Or anything- “Of course, you’re lying. You’ve always had a thing for tall guys. Bonus points when they’re jacked. Who doesnt? But he doesn’t need to know that!

“No, no, no. No take backs, sweetheart~” He grins, and backs you up into a wall, stepping far too close for comfort- his boots are on either side of your feet. He tilts his head “... You want to know what guys like?”

“No-“

He lunges forward suddenly like a cat and you're his little prey, a helpless little mouse, and takes hold of the skin around your waist. The chub on your stomach, the love handles above your hips... your fat. “Meat. The more, the better. And you, my precious, sweet little Y/N… “One hand crawls up and gropes one of your breasts, making you squeak and jump in surprise. He squeezes, smirking in pleasure at getting to do it. “Have plenty of the good stuff~... ”

You seem to have been turned into a stuttering idiot, at this point. You open your mouth, and all that comes out is, “U-um!-“

“That’s why I like you so much.” The other hand trails down your stomach, a finger tracing down to your most delicate, dangerous part. He stops just above it, before switching tact and wrapping an arm around your waist and right up against him. You yelp, and hold onto him so you don’t slip on the wet floor- and because you want to. Is this happening?? Is this real life?! Has he really sweet-talked you into wanting him?! HIM!? You're wet already, and its not just because of the shower that’s still running in the background. God, Slender is going to be so pissed at you for wasting water!- "Babygirl I've been dying to show you a good time. How about you let me?'

You force yourself to think for a split moment, rationally. This is Offenderman. Therefore, this an absolute nightmare situation. Completely. You should say no, you should scream for Slender while you have a chance. But, then... the heat of the moment takes over. And the fact that he actually, truly seems to like how you look makes you feel amazing...

And you’re gone.

“... Okay.”

With delighted grin and he drops to his knees, pulling you that little bit closer, gently by the inside of your knees.

[myrequestblog]

Uh

Maybe creepypasta boys getting confessed to on leap day?

Please?

Sure

Jeff:

You confess shyly and he finds it fucking adorable

He’ll accept your feelings but won’t look at you when he does because he looks like a tomato

He’ll act mean, but it’s actually cute aggression

Masky/Tim and Hoodie/Brian:

You confess bluntly

Tim just gives you a thumbs-up

Brian is very flustered about it, but accepts your feelings

He’ll get annoyed at Masky for being rude to their new boyfriend

Toby:

You confess quietly, but he hears you just fine

He’s confused on why you confessed, and then EJ explains leap day to him

He is a very goofy but caring+loving boyfriend

Slender Brothers + Zalgo:

Slender:

You confess in a frightened way

He accepts your feelings, and assures you he won’t do anything to hurt you

He then says he would kiss you, but he has no face

Offender:

You leave him a note by his pillow

You were reading, then all of a sudden you had white tentacles curled around your midsection

He only leaves enough time to let you know he feels the same before he

Splendor:

He finds out because the girls forget he was in their gossip session

He flamboyantly(Uzui?) accepts your feelings by scooping you up in a massive bear hug, and snuggling you for a very long time

Trendor:

You were acting as a mannequin for him, and you mumbled it

He paused his work, long enough to nuzzle you, then returns to fitting you a new outfit

You feel as though that was his way of saying he felt the same

Zalgo:

You don’t even get past a few words before you’re on his lap, and getting a very passionate kiss from the demon lord

Bonus of the day-

Practice confessions with Smile.dog + Grinny Cat + Rake

Smiledog:

He gives you well-pointed criticism, and tries to stand on his hind legs to make it more realistic

Grinny:

Doesn’t give a fuvx

Keeps turning his rear end to you to say he doesn’t care

Rake:

He doesn’t move

He just stares at you with a creepy smile

You eventually give up on him

[creepypasta-dating-simulator]

If the creeps were Yandere, what's the best way for their darling to survive? What are their survival chances?

Oooo that's a great ask~

Slender: Slender is egotistical, he wants you to worship him, but above all else, do NOT lie to him. If you hate him, say it, don't lie because he'll know. Survival rating: 2/10

Offender: Be his yes man. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Everything yes. If you're lucky you can steer him into getting very intoxicated and make a run for it. Sadly he'll probably find you. Survival rating: 1/10

Jeff: Your love is optional, your loyalty is not. If you want to live, you will kill. If you're lucky, you can kill him before he kills you. Survival rating: 2/10

Nina: Love bomb. Love love love. You love her clothes, you love her music, you love everything about her. She has no desire to outright hurt you, but she might change her mind... Survival rating: 4/10

Jane: Just be quiet, and do Not, under Any Circumstances, say she's pretty. Just don't talk. Don't say anything. Shush. Survival rating: 7/10

Liu: Incredibly unstable and reactive, you want to keep him as calm as possible. No sharp movements, no loud sounds, don't touch him unless you ask first. Don't ask about family. Survival rating: 5/10

EJ: Worship at the alter of the prince of hell. Your body is their body, your flesh is their flesh, your blood is their blood. You are a vessel for their feast. Pray that love is stronger than hunger. Survival rating: 3/10

LJ: I hope you like make believe games and crayons! But yeah I mean if you aren't like younger than 12 you'll probably be fine tbh- oh and don't freak out about dead kids or insinuate he wasn't really their friend because he killed them. Survival rating: 8/10

Ben: I hope you like video games and don't mind a little mind fucking. He isn't going to actively attempt to kill you, but you might need some mental fortitude against his persuasion. Survival rating: 8/10

Toby: Don't flinch. Don't raise your voice. Don't threaten him. Don't tell him he's the bad guy. He is Not the bad guy. Survival rating: 3/10

Doby: Be very affectionate with him. Kisses, cuddles, hand holding, etc. Always offer to share your food. Always tell him it's okay. Always affirm him. Survival rating: 6/10

Tim: Just pretend this is normal, pretend he is normal, do not mention it. Do not mention Him. Everything is fine. Survival rating: 7/10

Brian: Honestly? Pray. Survival rating 2/10

[creepypasta-dating-simulator]

creeps with a reader who is some kind of vampire/cannibal monster that goes insane with hunger if the don't feed, resulting in some close calls

So Tim before he has coffee in the morning? /silly

Slender: "You will not bite me. My blood will kill you."

Offender: "I should probably stop your from ripping my guts out, but actually it's kind of hot- But yeah you will die if you do that."

Jeff: "Ay! You better cut that out or I'll cut you up-"

Nina: "No! Bad!" *sprays you with a water bottle*

Jane: "If you even try I'll introduce you to the grave myself."

EJ: This would simply never happen with EJ as he's always feeding you from his kills.

LJ: "You can try biting me, but all I've got in me are roaches and fuzz!"

Ben: *Simply phases into static electricity every time you try & bite him*

Toby: "What he fuck!? What the FUCK! Do you want me to fucking kill you!? WHAT THE-"

Doby: "Snap your teeth at me again babes~ It's so hot~"

Tim: "Try and bite me and see how fast you'll be picking your teeth off the floor."

Brian: Don't worry he's got food for you <3 just don't ask where he got it ;3

[creepypasta-dating-simulator]

New idea...

If the creeps had a baby with someone they love, how would they act?

Oh sure!

Slenderman:

Well, Slender can't get humans pregnant

It's debated whether or not he could get another member of his own species pregnant-

It's probably best not to have a human child around him anyway as he might eat them should he find them annoying or bothersome-

Offenderman:

Also can't get humans pregnant (but he is shockingly good with kids-)

If you had a baby while with him he would be lowkey terrified of hurting them

A slightly older kid tho is fine! He's actually great with them, he'll chase them around, pick them up, spin them around, he loves those little shits, they're so fun!

Jeff:

Fatherhood panic-

How does one care for a baby????

Kinda nervous the kid would be scared of him-

He's so worried about fucking up, but you will find him asleep with the baby sleeping in his arms & it's obvious he's doing just fine

Nina:

Baby fever-

She gets tiny converse for them-

Determined to have a tiny emo baby-

Jane:

Absolutely terrified of being a mother-

Really

After everything, she just doesn't think she could handle it...

EJ:

EJ's had a kid before, but he won't talk about it

He just hopes this time will be different

They can't see the baby, but they know they're beautiful

LJ:

"That kid isn't mine"

"Yes it is-"

".... I don't have a cock-"

"....... shit whose baby is this??????"

Ben:

You both share a tamagotchi <333

It's very romantic

Toby:

Thinks he's going to end up like his dad-

Falls in love immediately after seeing them-

He's actually a great dad

Doby:

Definitely wants to be a dad

He is capable of getting pregnant & wouldn't mind having the baby should it happen that way!

He's great with the kid, absolutely adores them <3

Tim:

Very reluctant to claim the kid at first

He feels like he's just to fucked up to be a good parent

He might come around but it'll take a lot of patience

Brian:

"I'm going to get milk, I'll be back in like 20 minutes!"

He doesn't come back

[creepypasta-dating-simulator]

hat pet names do you think the the various creepypastas would use for their S/Os?

What ones would they like being called?

Aww very cute! I originally had more creeps on this list but I was having too much trouble with all of them so I slimmed it down to the ones I had ideas for. Yes there are some repeats ^^" but lots of unique ones too!

Slender:

Pet name(s) for you- Darling, Dear, Beloved, [Language Incompatible With Human Mind], Mine

Pet name(s) for him- Nothing cutesy, and dear god don't call him "Slendy"

Offender:

Pet name(s) for you- Sugar, Baby, Sweetheart, Kitten, Babe, My Flower (you must be very important to unlock this one ;3)

Pet name(s) for him- Whore (affectionate) Smexy (I personally hate this one tbh lol)

Jeff:

Pet name(s) for you- Sweets, Doll, Baby, Valentine (alts: Tiny), Mouse

Pet name(s) for him- Big boy, Handsome, Killer

Nina:

Pet name(s) for you- Kitten, Baby, Cutie, Puddin, Pumpkin

Pet name(s) for her- Sugar, Muffin, Boo

EJ:

Pet name(s) for you- Petite Chou (Little Cabbage), Amore, Darling, Dove

Pet name(s) for them- Angel, Beau/Belle (They like both!), Cub

LJ:

Pet name(s) for you- Honey bunch, Honey, Sweetie, Sweetheart, Gumdrop, Lollipop, Poppet, Poppy

Pet name(s) for him- Doll, Doll face, Love

Doby:

Pet name(s) for you- Bitch (Affectionate), Babe, Bae, Hottie

Pet name(s) for him- Pretty boy, baby boy, Hottie

Brian:

Pet name(s) for you- Pet, Love, Doll, My one and only (a blatant lie), Treasure

Pet name(s) for him- You can try, but you might not get far