#officialdaddyegbert

[humanpassing]

theo: look, you take certain risks when looking up pornstuck

me: !!! I'M ON EERIE'S BLOG!!!!!1

theo: how is that different from what i said

[tealtigress]

Rule: once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 89 truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

sowhatelseisblu tagged me

i tag: no one - do if you wanna!

Long post below

WHAT WAS YOUR: 1. last beverage = Coffee 2. Last phone call = Coworker 3. Last text message = my bf 4. Last song you listened to = Looking Through Your Eyes - Quest for Camelot 5. Last time you cried = Uh, let's just say recently

HAVE YOU EVER: 6. Dated someone twice = Nope - unless you count hooking up a few times? 7. Been cheated on = Not that I know of 8. Kissed someone and regretted it = Like much later? Yes 9. Lost someone special = Yes 10. Been depressed = Yes 11. Been drunk and threw up = Nope

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:

Teal, purple, green

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made a new friend = Yes 16. Fallen out of love = No, wasn't in love to begin with 17. Laughed until you cried = Yes 18. Met someone who changed you = Yes 19. Find out who your true friends are = In a way 20. Found out someone was talking about you = Yep 21. Kissed anyone on your FB list = Yep

GENERAL

22. How many people do you know on your FB Friends list = All of them? I think. Pretty sure. Okay maybe there's a few I don't really know. 23. Do you have any pets = 3 cats 1 dog 24. Do you want to change your name = Nope 25. What did you do for your last birthday = Went to see Maleficent with my friends 26. What time did you wake up today = 8:50ish 27. What were you doing at midnight last night = Being a lazy shit 28. Name something you CANNOT wait for = I'm throwin' a Halloween party fuck yiss 29. Last time you saw your Mother = Last night 30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life = My health 31. What are you listening to right now = Faint computer fan related hum 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom = Yes 33. What’s getting on your nerves right now = My neck hurts and I'm having reflux ugh 34. Most visited webpage = tumblr.com 35. Blood type = O - can never remember if positive or negative 36. Nicknames = Em, Tigress, Kitten 37. Relationship Status = In an open relationship 38. Zodiac Sign = Gemini  39. Pronouns = She/her 40. Elementary= Homeschooled 41. High School = Homeschooled 42. College = UVA/various community colleges 43. Hair color = Dark brown 44. Long or short = Long 45. Height = 5’8” or so 46. Do you have a crush on someone = Not really 47. what do you like about yourself = Uh, I'm reasonably smart? 48. tattoos = None 49. Lefty or Righty: Righty 50. First Surgery = Cyst removal under my eye 51. First piercing = Ears 52. First best friend = A girl named Anna R 53. First sport you joined = "I have never sports" - @officialgolgothasterror   54. First Vacation = Oh gosh I don't remember - Toronto? Mostly likely a business conference for my dad 55. First pair of trainers = wut????

RIGHT NOW:

56. Eating = Nothing 57. Drinking = Coffee and regretting it 58. I’m about to = Actually do some work, I swear 59. Listening to = Silence 60. Waiting for = Halloween 61. Want kids = Probably not, unless my health improves. And then, only via adoption 62. Get married = Maybe? Probably not 63. Career = administrative assistant 

WHICH IS BETTER:

64. Lips or eyes = KEESES 65. Hugs or kisses = Hugs 66. Shorter or taller = Don’t care 67. Older or younger = Don’t care provided they're an adult 68. Romantic or spontaneous = Romantic? 69. Nice stomach or nice arms = Don’t care 70. Sensitive or loud = those aren't even opposites wut 71. Hook-up or relationship = Hook-up usually 72. Trouble maker or hesitant = hesitant? I don't really understand the question

HAVE YOU EVER:

73. kissed a stranger = Yes 74. Drank hard liquor = I've tried it but ugh 75. Lost glasses/contacts = Don't wear 'em 76. Sex on the first date = No? Yes? Sorta? "date" is subjective 77. Broke someone’s heart = Possibly 78. Had your own heart broken = Yep 79. Been arrested = ffffft nope 80. Turned someone down = Yes 81. Cried when someone died = Yes 82. Fallen for a friend = Uh huh

YOU BELIEVE IN:

83. Yourself = To a certain degree 84. Miracles = No 85. Love at first sight = NOPE 86. Heaven = Maybe 87. Santa Claus = No 88. Kiss on the first date = Sure, why not? 89. Angels = No

[tealtigress]

officialdaddyegbert replied to your post “Once again proving I need my meds, I missed them 2 days in a row due...”

this happened to me a bunch and after talking it out with my shrink we just cut the dose in half which works well. so don't give up?? dose change or a different med could possibly be options. (I feel you re that nightmare tho I dream about my ex. sux

Thanks bb I might try adjusting but this combo keeps me anxiety low while not killing my libido and I'm reeeeeally hesitant about messing with that so we'll see how optimistic I feel -hugs-

[tealtigress]

My sister: What are your buds doing?

Me: (mishearing) my butts?

My sister: No, your BUDS.

Me: Ah. We could call them my butts if you want. That is also accurate. 

[snackenjoyer]

officialdaddyegbert replied to your post: officialdaddyegbert liked your post:on...

christmas tree shops are horrifying. my mom loves them and i’m like mom. mam. no

one time i told my mom that i didn't like most christmas music and she told me that was sacrilegious 

[snackenjoyer]

officialdaddyegbert liked your post:on the real seeing stores dedicated to christmas...

its just like hyper realistic creepy santa statues and it smells like an old ladys purse and theres red and gold absolutely everywhere and 

like

chill.

[24ozsteak]

☁ Your best Mickey Mouse voice saying "PREPARE TO FEEL THE WRATH OF A GOD"

fuck ggtnfd

[24ozsteak]

based on ur face i would name u "beauty mceyelashes"

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