#officiallyultron

[bootycap]

officiallyultron replied to your post “i want your opinion on mint ice cream with chocolate chips. All my...”

im sorry but ur wrong. mint choc chip all the way

(ง •̀_•́)ง

[starspangledsprocket]

do any of the babus spend a while seriously acting in school and if so IMAGINE TONY AND STEVE WHEN ONE OF THEM WIN BEST ACTOR AT A COMPETITION (no im not projecting)

see, i feel like james would be the one that gets the closest to thinking about acting seriously, just because he’s so invested in music from the get go, and he really loves musicals as a teenager. 

imagine jaMES STARRING IN THE SCHOOL MUSICAL AS A SENIOR AND THE WHOLE AVENGERS + STEVE AND TONY + EXTENDED FAMILY + SIBLINGS TURNING OUT TO ROOT FOR HIM. IMAGINE UNCLE RHODEY BURSTING INTO TEARS BECAUSE THE KID IS JUST SO ADORABLE AND TALENTED AND HE’S JUST SO PROUD. 

[poorlydescribedpterrybooks]

even though technically the first discworld book i read was Guards! Guards!, my parents read discworld so much that i grew up reading snippets of all their lives over my parents' shoulders. by the time i did first fully read one of his novels, the characters were already familiar to me, and i already had fallen in love with them. Because of pratchett i want to write, i strive to be an author that he would be proud of and when my mum tells me he would, i cry for what could have been and what was

[starspangledsprocket]

EBE IT UR BIRTHDAY AND U DESERVE ALL THE GOOD THINGS U ARE NOW AN EVEN OLDER FOREVER-BABY AND U SHOULD BE HAPPY AND EVERYTHING <3

I AM DEFINITELY A FOREVER-BABY OMG THANK U HONEY <33

[fandomfrolics]

i hope you get better soon! <3 consider this: stevetony + who sings in the shower/who JUST WANTS ANOTHER TEN MINUTES OF SLEEP

ohmygosh what an incredibly wonderful thing to consider! so let’s CONSIDER THIS:

steve rogers may be perfect in almost every way, he may be a born leader, can possibly launch an army with a seat-of-his-pants inspirational speech and most definitely has an ass perfected by science itself but the man CANNOT hold a tune to save his life.

he also listens to too much abba.

tony stark keeps terrible hours - every second spent in blessed unconsciousness is another few thousand brain cells sparking back to life because even genius minds start to go after three days left unrested.

also, tony is not now and never will he be a dancing queen.

(he most certainly was never young and sweet)

so when steve rogers walks back into tony stark’s bedroom, hair dripping warm water down the back of his neck and a too-small towel wrapped around his waist, instead of a tender smooch from the man he loves he gets…

a pillow to the face.

he hasn’t made an extra effort to brush his teeth before breakfast for that (orange juice + toothpaste this morning and not even a kiss to compensate?)

he hits the bed before the pillow even hits the ground. the bounce of his landing thrusts tony comically high into the air, blankets and all, and when gravity reconnects tony and the mattress, he’s a tangled mess. he slits an eye open enough to shoot steve his best death glare.

(the effect is somewhat ruined by the yawn that breaks in halfway through)

tony gurgles something that sounds suspiciously like ‘i hate you’. it’s probably because steve isn’t serenading him anymore. steve opens his mouth to add another chorus but tilts his head instead, feeling a sudden stab of fondness at the bleary blue eyes peeking out from behind the pillowcase.

“sorry,” he whispers instead. he leans forward on his knees and pecks a kiss to the ruffled black hair, then turns to leave.

a hand on his wrist pulls him back.

tony’s voice is hoarse and his eyes are now shut tight but there’s a slash of a grin on his face that he sings through.

“you’re a tease and you turn me on…”

and suddenly steve’s tooth-brushing’s not such a waste after all.

[starspangledsprocket]

youtube( . )com/watch?v=hXe1jpHPnUs im thinking about civil war and cryING

HOW VERY FUCKING DARE. 

[starspangledsprocket]

EVE THE ALZIMERS AU WAS GONE, IT WAS AWAY, WE FORGOT ABOUT IT. BUT NOW BRANDNEWFASHION IS GETTING ALZIMERS AU ASKSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I THINK IT’S THE SAME PERSON TOO OMG @brandnewfashion BEWARE 

THEY MADE ME DO A WHOLE AU BASED AROUND THE ALZHEIMERS. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. 

[useless-newzealandfacts]

i was at valentines with my friend for her birthday and we saw the mitre 10 guy at the buffet and we were ecstatic like. this was a celeb (i was v young) and we kept staring at him until eventually he came over to our table and said we didnt have to be scared of him and he signed my friend's napkin

this is really adorable 

mitre 10 man is my life role model