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I may be off base but I feel like Offside or rugby Anthony would easily win sexiest man alive and deliver this exact photoshoot for People.
Offside Anthony is a pretty good shout for it actually. And you know Kate celebrates by posting a photo of Anthony, very sweaty and shirtless, winking at her captioned
I’m glad people magazine finally caught up.
I’m sorry but I need to know which Anthony this is. The legs are giving footballer or rugby star… but I honestly just don’t know. I’m too dumbstruck to think.
Are we about to see the resurgence of Offside Anthony? I fear we are.
Because this is 100% footballer Anthony who doesn’t mind at all being ogled by his hot doctor wife. He’s often been photographed on the pitch with a bruise on his thighs that look suspiciously like teeth marks. And can we blame Kate? No, we can’t.
And if one of those bruises accidentally made their way into an adidas campaign? So be it.
Congratsbon winning the office pool for world cup! Maybe a little peek into the future on Offsides when Charlotte and/or Mary are on the national team?
Thank you, thank you, I’ll be saving the money until after my birthday so I can buy AirPods Max with my birthday money etc 😂😂
Okay but imagine Anthony as the coach of the English Women’s football team. Charlotte Bridgerton is the captain and Anthony is beside himself the entire game.
Screaming at the referee.
“That was offside AND a dangerous tackle!”
“Bridgerton!” The referee called out, “Sit down or I’ll evict you from the game.”
“Fat lot of good that’ll do when my girl’s injured for the next three years!”
“Bridgerton!”
“They nearly took her bloody head off!”
“Bridgerton, you’re out of here!”
And the stadium erupts as Anthony Bridgerton, the manager of the Lionesses is shown a red card.
“Dad got red carded hey?” Edmund chuckled from the stands, sat next to his brother and his mother who sighed.
“Surely one more and they won’t let him coach anymore.” Kate agreed.
Please please PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE write a follow-up to offside. I love them so much they are my all-time FAVES
I just think I need to write a full version of Anthony saying, within hearing of the cameras saying
“If you aren’t in labor show me your cervix.”
molly! i forget if you’ve already answered this, but which kate?
This feels like… from the vault, but Offside Kate honestly.
I really need to write a follow up for those two Goobers.
“If you aren’t in labor show me your cervix.”
I honestly think about this snippet once a week.
Honestly, so do I.
Imagine the stunned silence of Sophie and Lucy as Kate tried to bat him away and the crowd watched on in alarm.
“I’m not in labour, you lunatic!”
“Oh I’m a lunatic am I?” Anthony huffed, “Last time you tricked me! Neddy practically fell out in the parking lot!”
“Oh, he didn’t!” Kate hissed, “He was born two hours later in a Very comfortable bed!”
“I don’t trust you Sharma! You’re holding this baby in by sheer will and I’m going to prove it!”
“I’m an actual fucking doctor Anthony! I think I’d know if a watermelon was bursting from my cervix!”
“Would you?!”
“How are we married?! How?!”
Imagine the absolute chaos that ensues when, jokingly as they leave a match one day, team physician Kate’s asked if she’s fond of Anthony’s muscles, given they’re standing right under a billboard of him bare chested, suspended in mind air as the football connects with his boot and Kate just clicks her tongue and says
“Well, my favourite’s his tongue.”
And Anthony’s just stood behind her like:
Molly!!!! I was scrolling through old Offside posts and saw one where Anthony yells “If you’re not in labour then let me see your cervix!” and it's caught on tv and everyone loves it, and I died. Obviously this goes viral and becomes a meme. “If you’re not joking then let me see your cervix!” "If you can actually cook then let me see your cervix!" “If you're not going to that dumbass rally then let me see your cervix!” The entire Bridgerton family loves to roast Anthony with it. Dead.
A meme of Anthony yelling at his wife about wanting to give her a gynaecological exam is spread far and wide and nowhere more so than in the Bridgerton group chat where they think it's hysterical.
It becomes their new joke.
And Anthony just rolls his eyes as pictures of his bright red face get tossed backwards and forwards with everything from
"If you didn't eat the last hobnob, then let me see your cervix!"
to
"If you didn't tell Mum about me sneaking out the other night, then let me see your cervix!"
But the the true betrayal comes one day when he gets a message from his mother that reads "If you didn't break my good vase in 2007 then let me see your cervix!"
And, to his utter horror, Kate finds it hilarious.
