#ofnych

[gildedusurper]

This had to be the most important message he's ever sent. It was DIRE that Johan received it. Hands fumbled with eyes scanning familiarly shaped buttons--the green one with a white circle being one he recognized quickly as the message button. It took time, selecting this and selecting that, but he'd managed it, and after some moments of hesitation, he clicked send...

TO: Johan "BFFFFFF" Ross

FROM: Your Majesty

[ SENDING FILE 1... 64 ]

They were all selfies, and one sloppily taken picture of his food with a purposefully placed tasteful side boob.

[princeofthemadhouse]

“Wow.”

     ❝ 𝓘s that all you have to say?❞ He grumps to the mirror, still stretching to test the durability of the jorts against His dancer thighs. ❝Spring is tomorrow, Johan! I’m to inspire poems! Great works of art! Or the silence of gaping mouths. If fashion can’t help me with that I may have to change tactics.❞

     Every breath is frozen in the outdoor air. Doesn’t matter. Spring is coming with birds and hope and new life and broken hearts and eggs. Would a tighter tanktop help? It wouldn’t hurt thanks to all the going to gym they’ve been doing. He struggles out of the current one and turns to point to a lavender tanktop next to Johan. ❝Be a dear? Or don’t. Rebellion Johan is always a good time.❞

[umbralsun-blog]

@ofnych

[TO: Dr. Ross] [FROM: DARK SUN GWYNDOLIN 🌘 ]

[text] Johan are you alright? I have not heard from you since yesterday. [text] Please contact me as soon as you are able.

[candykraken]

ofnych replied to your post: “Okay I bought myself a furry phone case and five...

“Pizza and a liter of Coke?”

"Oh man... pizza sounds really good. I'm gonna get some with pineapple. Yes. Great idea."

[gallantgrump-blog]

ofnych replied to your post: “ WHOEVER DUMPED THESE CHOCOLATE COVERED...

“Oh, no, don’t eat those! Yeuch! Let’s get you some proper food.”

Looks him dead in the eyes before shoving two right into the slot of his helm’s visor.

[museijikokeno-blog]

Johan tapped a finger on the archer's shoulder to seize his attention before wordlessly shoving a card and a single wooden arrow into his hands. The card read 'Work on your aim.' as opposed to anything heartfelt, and with his job done he limped away.

   “I expected nothing and I am still disappointed.”   Well, this year’s Valentine’s card was certainly going in the trash when he got home. The first and last, as he would like to put it.   Though perhaps he will keep the wooden arrow for future use...

[gildedusurper]

ofnych replied to your post: He rests his chin over his folded hands and gives...

“Well, maybe I will! You’re so cruel, Augustus. Stealing a poor old man’s clothes…”

“  Oh please. You’re much too shy to do that. What if I said it was the only thing I was wearing as far as a shirt goes? ”

[princeofthemadhouse]

@ofnych

To: Dr. Fall Fashion From:  Daedric Prince of Madness, Fourth Corner of the House of Troubles, Lord of the Never-There, Sovereign of the Shivering Isles, Sheogorath

[TEXT] I’ve gotten Dr.Muffin to leave his cat prison [TEXT] Where are you? You need to show him how your workout routine is paying off.