#ofvixlcts

[bewareofthorns]

fmk: flitwick, sir cadogan, professor binns

awful! as head girl, it would be absolutely inappropriate for me to comment on my professor in such a way. that being said, sir cadogan did have three wives and seventeen children. so perhaps, it would be interesting to… investigate. for history’s sake. we could- bed him. i suppose.

and flitwick– look, in second year, i got that T in charms, remember? and i just– i haven’t been able to look at a charms professor in the eye ever since. even though i got an o on my owl. just– mortified. it’s either avada him or me. 

and fine! marry professor binns. i suppose! that would be fine! after all, everyone always tells me i’m boring. though i’m not. i’m scintillating. right? i am– i swear.

[audreyselwyn]

3 - maddison, genie, gemma

FUCK | TAKE A BULLET FOR | MURDER

       i’d probably fuck gemma ( @gemmagamp ) in the same vein that i’d’ve fucked odilia — all in the name of hypotheticals, but it would surely be fun. what girl doesn’t love a bit of aggression in the bedroom?       and then … well i’m not taking a bullet for her … so, take a bullet for genie ( @iphgenias ). i’ve always liked her a bit more than the others if i’m being quite frank, if only because she’s a psycho bitch. though in reality, i doubt we would ever be in a situation where such a favour would be needed. because if it truly came down do it, i’m sure we’re in mutual agreement that no one is taking a bullet for anyone else — as much as i love you, my dear.       and then that leaves poor little maddy ( @violentlongiings ) to die once again. ever so devastating, if you ask me. really, darling, i would never kill you — it’s not in my taste at all. friends don’t murder friends now, do we?

[valianc]

6 - leo, ara, quinn

Let’s play: KILL, BETRAY, HAVE ON YOUR ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM

There are way too many hypothetical zombie apocalypses happening tonight.Kill: Ugh, ugh, ugh. Quinn. To put her out of her misery. I hate this. Can’t I just, like, die and transfer her my physical skills? She’s the smartest of us all but she’s also the one who’s least likely to survive several zombies running at her because I don’t think she knows how to use weapons, and I think she might start panicking and then be turned into a zombie and somehow, I think living forever as an anxious neurotic corpse who eats people might be the worst thing she can imagine. This is awful, I don’t want to live in a world without Quinn!Betray: Fuuuuck. I… don’t know, man. I really don’t. Ara holds grudges way more intensely than Leo—which is less about him holding them than like, how Ara’s the scariest person I know (and I love her for it, obvs, she’s my best friend)—but loyalty really really matters with Leo. I….. I can’t imagine betraying either of them, ever? Them and Quinn and Rory and Sage, they’re like… they’re my forevers, you know? I — I guess if Quinn’s dead, then… Leo, but only because he’ll always have Rory. I think Ara could make it alone, but none of us should be alone, yeah? Though, fuck, Rory and Leo make an excellent team (and I think the three of us do too) but I don’t know about survivability with like… healing and defensive magic? Maybe me and Leo, and Rory and Ara? But I wouldn’t want to split them up—I don’t think anything could. Fuck! All right, I guess Leo ( @lionhcart ), because Rory’ll always have his back, and Ara shouldn’t be alone.Have on your zombie apocalypse team: Leo and I are an epic team, but I don’t think I know anyone who is better equipped to surviving a zombie apocalypse than Ara ( @hungryhearted ). I’ll always have room for Leo on my team, always, but I guess if I’m doing this by like… hypothetical success rates or whatever, I feel like Ara could take on the zombie apocalypse all on her own. Ugh, can Ara and Leo be a team and leave me instead?

[evergreenlongbttm-blog]

pomegranate, raspberry, papaya

pomegranate: when do you feel the most confident?

Answered here.

raspberry: favorite flower?

Those wildflowers that you see by the side of the road. She also really loves foxgloves and sunflowers-- because those were the first flowers her father taught her how to care for plants with when she was little. However, if you ask her personally she’d probably say she doesn’t have a favorite.

papaya: what song describes your aesthetic?

Speechless by Naomi Scott and Noir by Sunmi

[seekinglouis]

fmk: edward from twilight, dracula, nosferatu

“i guess it depends what version of dracula we’re going with.  for the sake of answering, i’m assuming it’s a hot dracula, so i’m gonna fuck him.  i’ll marry edward, because he seems bearable, albeit sparkly.  and kill nosferatu.  sorry, pal.”

[floopcwdr-blog]

"there’s nothing we can’t handle, as long as we’re being honest with each other." - vi and alice

"The thing is, being honest with you would only put you in danger. You can’t know everything I know, or it would all be ruined, and I’d have done it all for nothing. I wish I could be honest with you, Vi. I truly do. I’m telling you everything I can, you have to believe that,” Alice’s words were, for once, completely sincere. She wished she could tell her sisters everything, but, as a double agent, there were some things she couldn’t tell absolutely everyone. One wrong move because they knew too much, and Alice’s cover would be blown, which would put everything in danger, including Violet and Ever. And Alice simply couldn’t risk that. So maybe things would be a bit more difficult between her and Violet for a while, but at least the blonde would be safe, and that was something that Alice would always prioritize.