An incomplete list of reasons Murderbot is hot:
It describes its face as "standard, generic human" - but it was made in the Corporation Rim, which 10000% has exaggerated beauty standards in order to sell upgrades to anyone and everyone who can afford them
In Exit Strategy, the first thing Ratthi says to it is "You look great!" and I like to headcanon Ratthi as, while always entirely respectful, an utterly incorrigible flirt a la Captain Jack Harkness, and Murderbot just 100% failed to notice because of course it did
Murderbot would hate it
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