heheheh in your wizard tower. i will be long gone when you awaken and realize what has happened. i am in here now chewing on your potions table. gnawing. hehehe zaps your wizard apprentice ! puts your familiars in containers ! summons a Creature ! it is evil and somewhere in your tower for you to find. chewing on your robes. drinking your potions. hides your magic mirror in the bog. tracks mud from the bog in. rolls your orb around !! i bite your orb. it zaps me. i die
i come back !! yippie !!! chewing on your herbs. shaking up your enchanted items. bites furniture. bite. zaps. scurries around in your dungeon and releases a goblin. i am hiding your staffs !! yippie !! runs away. goodby.e
oh dude (gender neutral)... i've not lived in a wizard tower since wizard college... oh dude... i live in a little frog size cottage (really small on the outside to non-frogs, but you know how it is) on a little frog size hill (also pretty small, but is beautiful to me)... oh dude... i don't even have an apprentice... kinda like to keep it low key you know? oh dude... i don't know about familiars, but there's these pillbugs that run around sometimes... oh dude.... dude, whose tower were you in? oh gosh...
