#oh dayum

[fionas-frenzy]

Me, tryna get my sister to like Keefe: look this meme says Keefe is your favorite my little pony character, Applejack!

Sister: that's not accurate at all

Me: oh yeah? List three reasons why they are totally different

Sister: well for starters, Keefe doesn't have a large, loving family.

[nike-apteros]

Doing da strutz 😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵

(Via tik tok)

[lust-sinner]

side eyeing the amateur songwright who slandered the literal talent agent &&. club owner, fizzarolli offers a scornful grimace to the distaste of the situation. a claw comes to tug at bauble, brows pinched in disconcert for the whelp's attempt at foul play. "i dunno, ozzie. this guy seems like maybe he oughta stick t'uh singin' on soundcloud, 'least the bargain bin best babes there can fall easier onto that micro dick. "

The demon placed a hand on Fizzerati shoulder, pulling him closer to his own body.

"Fizz you are sharp as ever. There is no burning soul here in hell that you can't toast a little more." Said Asmodeus as he begins to laugh. "But I'll make sure he never sings in this ring again"

[captivemasterpieces]

my interest in this book went from luke warm to BOILING after this cover reveal

[linkeduniverse-incorrect]

Warriors: I just came back from the beauty parlour.

Hyrule: What a pity it was closed.

[centuryolddoctor]

[ What monster from folklore protects you? ]

Cadejo

There is no such thing as Black and White, Good and Evil, Yin and Yang. The world only knows the various greys in-between.        Nearly every culture out there has some manifestation of the righteous and the treacherous. The cadejo is no different. Hailing from Central American folklore, the tales of the cadejo varies from country to country but they almost always come in two separate variations. The pure, helpful white dog, and the malevolent, evil black dog.          The white dog helps to guide lost travellers out of the woods and is the only force which can kill or harm it's evil brethren.        The black dog that which cannot be killed, prowls the streets at night, searching for its next victim. Once it chooses its prey, it stalks. Almost nothing can draw its attention from the hunt. Its raspy snarls and soft growls can be heard, usually a sign of the victim's impending doom. Your only chance of escaping its open maw is the intervention of the white cadejo.        You have never been focused on the technicalities of life. Nor have you agreed with many people's boxed-minded views on the concept of good and evil. Nothing in this world is inherently good or evil. You choose to live your life in the grey. This does not make you a bad person. Your life is how you choose to live it and the choices you make along the way. You simply won't allow for moral conflicts to interfere with a logical train of thought. It is this perspective on life which has attracted the cadejo to you. Just be wary of your guardian, it is nearly impossible to tell which one it is until you see it and by then                        it's already too late.

[tex-blades]

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?

"you must to too exhausted to walk anywhere, because you've been runnin' through my mind all day"

[jinniesmeow]

damn I'm famous where are my sunglasses omg too many paparazzi