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Not me waking up to dozens of new reblogs of my post about a hand mixer cutting my fingers because a Known Tumblr User (headspace hotel) reblogged.

By the way, years after I accidentally put my right index and middle fingers against the whirring blade of a hand mixer, I did it again with my left index finger. I had been making the same smoothie, whole milk with chocolate protein powder. Different mixer. Different house. I laughed at myself while cleaning my blood off the counter, oh how I laughed.

It wasn't call of the void (nor intrusive thoughts) so much as it was call of the machine. For a split second I genuinely thought it would be okay to touch the spinning blade.

People saying they would never must be very strong-willed. I envy them.

You are not immune to machine hypnosis.

Put hand in machine. Machine blade perfec t size to put fingers in to touch!

#oh indeed #do not the machine #please do not the machine #safety regulations are written in blood literally #you are not immune to the call #stand strong against the machine #don't rage against the machine respect the machine