I was considering saving this for the fic I'll eventually finish writing, but I think I need the horny council to see if it actually holds water.
OP is pretending to be a normal truck for whatever reason. Reconnaissance on whatever the decepticons are doing with the 18-wheelers Megatron has been spotted near, etc. Megatron finally approaches this totally not OP truck, and it is not, in fact, official Decepticon business.
OP has to sit there, completely still, not giving anything away, as Megatron pulls out some jumper cables, opens up his chest plates to reveal his tits, and attaches those excellent boobs' nipples first to the jumper cables, and then *to the ""battery"" under OP's hood*.
And *then*, he also needs to not react to the fact that Megatron is obviously doing this to masturbate. Loudly. While humping OP's grille, and occasionally saying OP's name.
I'm debating whether or not OP would just pretend the issue was "solved" after or if he would claim that it needs "further investigation" when the team asks about the reconnaissance.
Hghhhhh now that's fascinating
I vote in favor of "further investigation", for reasons
The fic I'll eventually finish writing
Oooo???
This entire idea is "oo??" though tbh
Which continuity (if there is one) is this for?
Titties
