#oh mum

[siwonhyung]

pfft | Olivia

[chaossmagic]

I can’t fucking cope, I just pointed out to Mum that it is so bleeding obvious that Vinny is Paddy’s son and she just went HOLY SHIT!!! really loudly because she never even realized or thought to make the connection between Mandy and Paddy and I think I just. Broke her brain. 

[love-in-mind-palace]

Does my mum know that I say "fuck" at least 50 times a day

[sexybritishllama]

conversation between my 5 year old sister and my mum last night when we were walking back to the car after a long day

sister: “you know, if you think about it, a person is dying every minute of every day somewhere in the world”

mum: “yup. sometimes i feel like it’s me”

[lemedy]

Most of the conversations with the mother go something like this:

Mum: Oh hey there sweetie, we havne't spoken in a few weeks, we've got so much to catch up on!!!

Mum: [starts fifteen minute rant about cyclists on the road]

Mum: [talks about her footy team losing. Many ‘fucks’ are used in this portion]

Mum: [talks about my sister Making Bad Decisions But Mum Understands She Is Her Own Person And Won't Say Anything, Even Though Mum Is Right]

(OH MY GOD THAT'S WHO I GET IT FROM)

Mum: [yells about cyclists again]

Mum: anyway darling it's been lovely catching up, we'll talk soon!!!

[l0rna-wh0re]

I remember last time I watched bullet in a bible with my mum, my mum was like; "How does billie have so much energy?! It must be drugs" and I had to explain how billie had been sober now for quite a while, her response? "Oh, well he must be eating his veggies then..."

[majiniesthings]

This is why I don’t let my mum do things on her own. She just told me she went out, got another baby corn and named him Sneaky Snake. I think it’s my cue to get my ass home, pronto. 

[massivestudentkitty]

"that tesla dude, who bought this Twitter thing" - my mum