#oh nooooo

[hypotheticallya1e]

Epilogue to

Sorry for the angst 😋😋

[imyuemiko]

questionable actions.

[noctiva]

Which creeps are down for poly?

I can’t pick between the baby girl(s)

EJ and Toby lmao

see now this is a tough one. I am a big poly!ticcijack truther because like. those are my boyfriends. I want them both don’t make me choose :/

but logistically, Toby and Jack would both be fucking nightmares in a poly relationship. Toby is a violently jealous fuck, and Jack is one territorial bastard. They probably only agreed to it because this was the only way for them to get their hands on you.

But it is… Not healthy lmfao. Constant fighting. Toby probably tries to kill Jack a few times in an attempt to eliminate the competition. Jack probably knocks him out so that he can whisk you off on a date without Toby throwing a bitch fit about it. It’ll become a common reoccurrence to come home and find the two of them at each other’s throats - Toby with his hatchets in hand, Jack two seconds away from tearing Toby’s heart out with his bare hands.

It’s just like, constant soothing and conflict resolution on your part. Both of them always trying to sabotage the other.

“I’m your fa-favourite, right? I know you luh-love me more.”

“I love both of you.”

“Okay, but if you ha-had to pick-“

or:

“It baffles me how you just put up with his immaturity.”

“Jack, you literally knocked him out cold this morning.”

“He deserved it.”

so like. yeah they’re down*. (asterisk meaning VERY begrudgingly.)

as for the other creeps, I see Brian being down. He’s probably the least jealous out of everyone.

[muffinlance]

Oh no I'm close enough to the end of this book of Towards the Sun that I started reading the notes for the next book

Oh no it's so FUN oh no I cannot commit to writing this next year noooo

[bozobq]

longarm? bee.

[katiebamf]

Ohhhhh oops imm drunk

[brighan]

Don't keep eye contact

Alternatively: oh noooo it's the Bracken oh noooo 🕺

[jackalgirl]

Houson, we have a problem (the toilet in Artemis II crashed with a failure)

The astronauts have been told to use "CCUs", which I'm guessing is "Something Containment Unit", which is probably a euphamism for "big-ass diaper"