#oh shit.

[ihopeicanchangethislater05]

you place a couple in front of me. you center on their hands. i kill myself i kill myself i kill myself i kill myself i kill myself i k

caption stolen from [x] @boy-wonderoncologist

[itmeblog]

I like how my "hey, the dems aren't communicating well, we need to pay attention because most of the media is run by right wing pundits and it helps them to make us think that they're doing nothing, here's some of the stuff that they did in this time frame" post has broken containment and now I get

"HEY BUT WHAT ABOUT HOW THE DEMS STABBED THE IRANIANS IN THE BACK BY KEEPING/EMPOWERING THE CURRENT REGIME. But pshaw, yeah, sure."

And, baby, that's a whole other sentence and topic.

[palmolli]

Just fully realized how genuinely ASS my life is going rn.

[winter-doc-monroe]

So sick of work. Sick of everything. I’m gonna drink, who wanna join.

[tatterdemallionsails]

This Instagram post sums it up well.

[deer-milkshake-999]

*knocks on the lab door*

Anavoig.

It is Zim.

I must speak with you at once.

*I open the door, my heart pounding in my chest. Nervousness makes me sweat, and I clumsily adjust my glasses*

A-ah! Hi Zim! What is it?

[anachronistic-falsehood]

OH THEY LETTIN PEOPLE OUTTA THE BIRDCAGE NOW.