♞ ∴∵∴ SIR, THIS IS A STABLE.
Starter for @dragon-kiddos
Sylvain had a plan.
It wasn’t a grand plan, not by any stretch of the imagination. Nor was it the kind of plan where – for once – he’d earn himself some disapproving stares or even exasperated lectures. No, it was the kind of plan that was purely selfish, yet bothered no one. The kind of plan where his itinerary for the day was mapped out in its entirety, and absolutely nothing could go wrong.
It could, in fact, go wrong.
See, Sylvain’s plan had been simple. First was – after making himself presentable that morning – eat breakfast in the dining hall. Not ideal, in all honesty, but the time saved by not having to venture into town was a worthy sacrifice. After breakfast, he went to the stables, ready to gear up Chastity, and after, the two of them would go for a nice, long, leisurely ride. A perfect way to spend his free day.
But, to his horror, the stable was full of animals that would be more at home in a farm. Now, Sylvain doesn’t have anything against cows, he’s not so fond of pigs, though he doesn’t dislike them, and he supposes sheep are kind of cute. And he’s sure they have every right to be at the monastery, better source of milk and meat, right? But surely they shouldn’t be at the stables.
Worse, unless his eyes are playing tricks on him, he’s also pretty sure that kid he’s sat next to in class once or twice shouldn’t be trying to ride a sheep.
As someone who knows a thing or two about riding, it’s probably Sylvain’s duty to help him out, right? And maybe once he convinces him to get down from that sheep – now there is a sentence he never thought he’d catch himself thinking – they can steer these animals to where they’re supposed to be, and then he can take Chastity out for a bit.
“Hey!” Sylvain calls, striding over as the boy climbs atop the sheep – a sheep. A sheep! Why? – unfortunately not fast enough to stop him from even getting that far, “buddy, I really don’t think that’s a good idea. A fall could still be nasty.”











