#ohmyfreakinggod

[jewelxleaf-blog]

an actual acnl ds convo

me: make a tumblr animalcrossing related

annabel: make a wat

me: tumblr

annabel: say that again pls

me: make an animal crossing tumblr

annabel: did you say tumble

me: nvm

annabel: ok then

annabel: mine or yrs. yr town or mine.

annabel: julie

annabel: if u dont answer i'm gonna play tetris

annabel: 5

annabel: 4

annabel: 3

annabel: 2

annabel: 1

[gnerdbriizy]

I CAN'T EVEN!!!!!!!!!! GOD I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!! HE FINALLY GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T EVEN...... I'M LITERALLY CRYING!!!!!!!!!! AFTER ALL THIS FUCKING TIME HE FINALLY GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE FREAKING DESERVE THIS!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATS BUDDY!!!!!!!!! #leonardodicaprio #oscars2016 #therevenant #finally #ohmyfreakinggod #nomoreoscarlessjokes

[himitsunodiary]

YUME NO KAWA WITH ACCHAN

[subtleanarchist]

Hollstein Role Reversal is the best thing ever created, God bless them. Elise, sweetheart, let's leave the broody, gay vampire-ness to Natasha, shall we?

[thelesbianoracle]

Sorry friends but I have decided that I am never leaving my room again. I spent all summer hiding, and then today I go to Manchester Mall and in two hours I get hit on by 3 creepy old guys.

The first, is a 47 year old, racist, delivery man named Bobby. He told me all about his ex-wife and the "colored"  man that she left him for (they now live in Oregon and are very happy together). She apparently divorced Bobby 13 years ago, took all of his stuff, and then got him arrested and charged guilty with felony spousal abuse. Now he can't afford the rent on his apartment, and is looking for a better job and a new place to live. He failed the medical abbreviations exam, thus barring him from becoming a doctor. He used to own some kind of business. He also asked me what church I go to. And apparently, I look like his first girlfriend.

The second is a late 20's guy, whom so far as I can tell isn't all that bad. He just talked about how beautiful I am, and then asked for my number.

The third guy, is a late 40's Italian man named Greg who runs a jewelry kiosk in the mall. He told me about how he travelled the world, and about one of his girlfriends that he loved, but had to leave behind here in America as he went back home to Italy to sell his property. She told him that she would wait for him for 2 weeks. Unfortunately for him, he didn't return until 6 months later. Years pass, and eventually, Greg sees a cute child in a grocery store, and lo and behold, its the child of the girl. Greg also told me about his Russian girlfriend from 20-30 years ago (he showed me pictures, and I have to say, she was gorgeous). They were super in love, but something happened and he had to leave her behind. Now he says he would love to find her, but he doesn't want to have to go back to Russia to do that. He has been single 8 months. Greg said that he would pay me to just stand in front of his kiosk and look pretty.

All three guys asked if I had a boyfriend, and when I said no, they asked why not. I didn't even respond to that...

[itsblackbunny]

*mouth hangs down*

[drowsywave-blog]

Dru Wakely of TMB just tweeted me

who needs GCSe's when you have that

[i-can-carry-you-sammy-blog]

What the frick frack snick snack paddy wack was that Moffat?