A Mish-Mash of Oingo x Reader Stuff -- Papa Oingo Headcanons!
Stupid tumblr deleted the ask before I could even read it, but luckily a friend of mine who requested it messaged me! Thank you so, so much!
Ask: Headcanons for how Oingo would react to finding out his s/o is pregnant with his kid & how he’d treat them while prego. Or if he found out it’s not his kid.
You two had been talking about it for a while but hadn’t taken it seriously.
He’s taken aback once you blurt out the news, but he quickly laughs it off with a “Nice try, babe!”
This is where his himbo self kicks in.
Most, if not all, of your attempts to prove it isn’t a joke are thwarted by his remarks of “Pretty convincing, not gonna lie,” and “How long have you planned this out for?”
It isn’t until you hold up the pregnancy test that he snaps out of it.
His eyes widen to the size of saucers, his lips twitching as he stammers, “You’re serious?!”
You nod, tears pricking the corners of your eyes. He has to hold onto the nearby chair to steady himself, sitting himself down before burying his face in his hands. You step over to him, worried. Did he not want this? Was he upset?
Your blood ran cold. Was he going to leave you?
Your thoughts were interrupted by something lifting you up from the ground. Looking down, you saw Oingo’s flushed, smiling face looking up at you, tears streaming down his face.
He spun you around, laughing jovially.
“I’m gonna be a dad, for real?? I’m gonna be a dad!”
He’s so excited he can’t believe this isn’t a dream!
Boingo walks up to his brother with a sly smile, holding Thoth open.
“. . .Why didn’t ya tell me?!”
“I didn’t wanna ruin the surprise!”
Oingo would just be absolutely overjoyed like you wouldn’t believe! He’d vow to himself to give his kid the life he never had, to do anything and everything to ensure you and his child would be as happy as possible.
First and foremost, he’d let you know that he’ll do anything to make sure you’re safe and comfortable. And he’ll stand by that.
If you’re craving anything, he’ll get it for you. Whether it requires him to go into town and order from a specific restaurant, or to spend hours labouring over the stove to recreate one of your favourite dishes, he’ll gladly do it! No craving will go ignored.
That goes for physical needs, too.
Whether you just like to snuggle with him, or if you’re wanting a bit more. . . intimacy, no needs will go ignored.
(Nsfw) If you decide to have sex, though, he’ll be extra gentle and even more attentive to you (if that’s even possible).
Oingo’s the type to hover over and worry about simple things.
If he sees you struggling even just a little to reach something on a shelf, he’ll have you sit down and he’ll finish your task for you.
He fusses constantly over what the best type of baby care supplies are, how you’re feeling, what else he can do for you, and so on-
You end up having to snap him out of it by exclaiming that you’re very well capable of doing things on your own and he’s doing a great job at keeping you happy, so he should just calm down before he actually starts to annoy you!
He blinks in surprise before giving you a hug, apologizing.
From then on he’s much calmer, now helping you out with chores rather than doing them for you.
In order to make sure his child will have enough security for a good future, he’ll do almost everything to set himself on a better path – getting a job, staying out of trouble, and all that jazz.
When money’s tight, he’ll resort to stealing and fighting others for money.
Once you express how much it upsets you – he could possibly die in a fight or go to jail! -- he’ll stop fighting. . . yet still steal occasionally.
You roll your eyes at him.
Boingo was actually the one to start panicking first when you went into labour.
He came into the kitchen while his brother was cooking, stuttering out a string of incomprehensible words while pointing to Thoth.
In the time that it took Oingo to calm him down, your water had broken, sending them both into a panic.
Oingo picks up the overnight bag he had packed months ago and hastily starts the car, Boingo helping lead you to your seat.
If it were up to him, he’d speed through the streets, weaving in and out of lanes to get you to the hospital as soon as possible. But with you in the backseat repeatedly scolding him to slow down, he’s extra careful about driving.
Most of the Aswan Hospital staff greet him by name, confusing you.
He’d definitely hold your hand the entire time he’s with you.
During the final push he kisses your head, whispering soothing words.
Oingo tears up immediately as he sees the baby.
Celebratory cheers can be heard ringing throughout the empty halls, and he steps outside to tell his brother.
He’s just in awe as he holds your child. Once he hands you the baby he places an arm around you and Boingo and holds you two close, sniffling and just taking in the moment.
Within a few days’ time you’re back home, and as Oingo leads you up the door he turns to look down at his – his! -- newborn child laying asleep in their carrier and he begins to tear up once more.
He silently turns the doorknob, leaning down to you to whisper a few, simple words.