Red Dead Depression

rata 🇮🇹 just a bunch of bats in a dress, my gender is whatever, my sexuality is whatever || mythical smut witch || dimitri blaiddyd is my emotional support war criminal || jojo brainrot || Carrd || AO3 || Pronouns card

[pierppasolini]

City Hunter: .357 Magnum (1989) // dir. Kenji Kodama

[highdio]

Stone Ocean OP2

[josephsdunn]

Am I bleeding? Am I bleeding from the storm?

[priintaniere]

Sand, sunrise & fleur de sel

※ please do not repost my art ※  ➜ commission and ko-fi links in bio

[usagi-peachs]

[dpsmainprivilege]

arthur ‘fuck the police’ morgan 

[dpsmainprivilege]

intimidation

[suszi-art]

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commission info

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[invaderxan]

academic conferences

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Work meetings

[greenekatgrey]

Interviews

[ambulatoryhoodie]

Auditory processing disorder

[lemonsharks]

conversations with my cats who are yelling

[nonasuch]

telling a small baby that they made an excellent point and you fully agree

[laratavoloira]

it's so hot i wanna die

i also have so many things to write and so little time, my ao3 needs to be updated but i have zero time and energy hhhhhh

[maximumsunshine]

Let me get this straight because I’ve only seen memes and am piecing this together as i go, but i think i figured out what’s happening.

Tumblr is advertising the tumblr app, on the tumblr app, using a photo of a guy in a Pikachu cosplay, because that’s what they think it will take to successfully sell this app, to people whom already use it?

But now the ball shaving ad is gone? Or is that one still in the mix?

[makoredeyes]

[makoredeyes]

It’s real and your timing was uncanny

[maximumsunshine]

Ok. Why is tumblr advertising tumblr on tumblr though? What happens when you click the ad?

[maximumsunshine]

*sigh*

I suppose shit like this is why tumblr gave us the option to turn ads back on. Hold on. I’ll be back after i experiment.

[maximumsunshine]

I’m getting plenty of ads. Real actual ads. Mattress firm. Burger King. Walmart. Actual ads. No weird Pikachu man. What is even going on here? Is he just a very infrequent ad? Is he a tumblr ploy by @staff to get those of us whom pay to be ads free to turn on ads so we can see him? Is he am actual facts ad for ads free tumblr and already being ads free means you don’t get the ads free tumblr ad? I have more questions, not fewer!

[makoredeyes]

I CLICKED THE LINK And

I’m

[desasterdan]

The weirdest part is, when you click on the ad from someone who reblogged it, it sends you to a blog with just the word ‘help’ on it

[maximumsunshine]

What?!? No. What??!

[jordisstigander]

THERE’S LORE????

[jordisstigander]

Okay, so I just spent five minutes scrolling furiously until I found the stupid Pikachu man ad so I could click on it. I was dreading the possibility that this was fake.

ALT

IT ISN’T

I had already clicked the ad. I decided to click the links.

The first link takes you to the trending page.

The second takes you to the underwater girlfriend page on best of reblogs.

The third is a trash panda on dank memes.

The fourth is the horse plinko tag.

I…can’t believe that this was here the whole time. How hard do you think is was for @staff to watch us complain and not say anything?

[maximumsunshine]

I pay tumblr 5$ a month and thus never ever have to see ads whether I’m on browser or app, unless i go in and turn them back on. So my means of learning about Pikachu man was from memes suddenly showing up on my dash one day. So I’ve sort of just been piecing this together as I go. I just think it’s so funny though that most of tumblr saw the ad and y'all are so well trained to never ever ever click on ads, that no one had apparently thought to click the ad to figure out what the heck Pikachu man was trying to sell. Which I’m so proud of y'all! But we sincerely almost let Pikachu man come and go without this bizarrely delightful discovery.

[madame-serpentine]

holy shit

[punk-de-l-escalier]

Best social media site ever. I love this little blue hellsite.

[aqueerkettleofish]

Other social media sites use The Algorithm™ to mess with their user’s heads to make them stay on the site.

@staff just messes with our heads for the sheer joy of it, and we love it.

[biglawbear]

Tumblr. Knows their userbase now.

[thedepressionoftrees]

It’s so good now

[thedepressionoftrees]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame I know it’s not your usual stuff, but I think it might fit

[hellsite-hall-of-fame]

I agree, thank you

[aurahoys]

post-war dimiashe

[purmu]

sloppily drawn limited palette gay filth idk its late

[modogoblin]

[welcome2entropy]

goths in the midwest

[laratavoloira]

y'allternative

[laratavoloira]

fire emblem warriors: three hopes is so good

of course i am playing the blue lions first and god my baby dimitri i just wanna hug him

[churrotowns]

alex hirsch going rogue… king shit

[laratavoloira]

Green Day only for idiots and losers... da sfigati

"I want you to take this coin to market, and buy me a fuck to give."

[laratavoloira]

i am working at green day's concert in milan tonight

i am living my teenage dream

i cried in my car and i am not ashamed