#ok real

[bloos-bloo]

Hey @joffyworld

This is what I’m gonna do to you

[sdv-confessions]

For me, the almost-dealbreaker with Shane isn’t the messy spouse room or the moderate drinking or the cringe marriage dialogue, it’s his sports fandom. Sweetie I am only going to this gridball game for YOUR sake, this is NOT my cup of tea.

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[momolith]

I saw the first part of your most recent Binghe post and started chanting "Man tits! Man tits! Man tits!" And then when I scrolled down and saw the addition in the reblog, I sat up so fast and suddenly that I launched my cat off my chest

[shanedyke]

one of my favorite shane moments still is when the roommate guy was going on abt sex and was basically like ‘ya lesbians can make out and all that but there’s no... yk... they can’t really fuck’ and she was like ‘what the fuck dude? lesbians can fuck? what is wrong w you?’ and then literally had to walk it off to relax. like that was The energy

[bloodyethanol]

[discountwives]

hehe pearphone

heres the shop i bought it from! currently on a break as they catch up on orders!

[sarcastichowell]

me: *meets up w/ friend* her: hello!!! How r u!!! me: I am good how is ur dog doing

[daniandthemofos]

Another goal...honestly?

One hell of a goal though