#okcupid fail

[sarcasticfuqboi]

This is a good way to get your ass blocked.

Now, I’m not gay, but if I was, this man would certainly NOT be my type. Old and creepy isn’t my thing. Also, “beautiful?!” Makin’ a looot of assumptions there. I’ll have you know, I identify as “handsome!!!”

If your profile says you’re a guy looking for a woman, maybe you should actually *look* at a profile before you randomly message somebody.

[onlinedatingeyerolls-blog]

The grey cat contrasts with the white tuxedo jacket quite nicely

[shamefultinder-blog]

This rare beauty was found on OkCupid.

The mouth on that thing is terrifying. Really puts me in the mood