Adventures in Online Dating

A collection of some of the best and worst of online dating

[mysteryhat]

Mansplaining, online dating edition: defining my sexuality for me

[nudityandnerdery]

[onlinedatingeyerolls-blog]

[straightwhiteboystexting]

sweeetchef

Why am I still on tinder??

[yes-this-is-not-ok]

Who was it a shame for? Was it a shame? Was it really? Also “a bit older” should be reserved for 1-3 years above of below selected ages, not 11 years.

J: Where do they come up with their scale of “a bit”? Cause I get this all the time! 11 years is not “a bit”!!!

[okstupidd]

Men and their ideas about “what the ladies want” always amuses me.

[okstupidd]

First off: What the shit. Second off: WHAT THE SHIT. Third off: What the actual, everlovingburgerfliplingSHIT.

[straightwhiteboystexting]

soft-jason-todd

[straightwhiteboystexting]

candlelight-magick

I don’t remember why he’s named The Catcaller but I’m not surprised

[onlinedatingeyerolls-blog]

The grey cat contrasts with the white tuxedo jacket quite nicely

[onlinedatingeyerolls-blog]

The retouching in the first photo throws a lot of doubt on the veracity of the second

[onlinedatingeyerolls-blog]

[smfih]

[yes-this-is-not-ok]

I wasn’t even reading most of what he was saying because he is truly disgusting. I haven’t blocked him but I won’t respond any longer. PLEASE watch out for this guy online! He is definitely not a guy you want to engage in conversation with and keep an eye out on the streets if you are in the Clearwater area. I am positive he has a few date rapes in his past. 

[flimsyatbest]

I correct my own spelling mistakes, so I’m clearly worth talking to. If I tell her she’s actually flirting with me, she’ll get confused and think I’m charming. “No means no, but silence is up for interpretation’ - Justin the rapist, from his mother’s house.

[weavemama]

[yes-this-is-not-ok]

This dude is definitely not kidding on his profile. He is one to have body parts in his basement. 

[soundoflaughter85-deactivated20]

Holy fucking shit.

[flimsyatbest]

I think he mixed up where to put “Just kidding”

[yes-this-is-not-ok]

I think he has given up for a bit. I do list that I am a blogger on my POF profile which is why I said that. Only one person has ever asked me about it. It’s hilarious how he thinks that he is getting somewhere with this!! I am dying! Does this shit actually work ever? 

My 4 interests are Happy hour, wine, kayaking, and beach. Everyone does 3 out of 4 of those. LOL!!!!