As an eldest sister, why are we slept on? Understandably the oldest brother has 'x, y, z" traits, but oldest sisters?? Booooyy do we fuck shit UP. Wanna pick a fight with my sib? I'll be showing up with a bat in one hand and knuckles on my other. You wanna bully them? Guess what, I'm gonna show up to the school until I get some real answers as to WHY they allow it to continue to happen and ask them why it's "good character building" to have my sib crying to sleep every night. (actually happened, super got involved bc principal was an idiot, NEVER happened again). You think just because we're short and an 'easy target' that we won't go toe-to-toe with a 6ft+ man. We will TAKE the charge and smile in our mugshot, because if we rocked your shit, you best believe we thought it through enough to know that your charge will actually stick. Give us eldest sisters 1 fucking reason, and it's all over. We're the ones that never start shit, but you'll be damn sure that we'll end it - for good.
