#olive longbottom

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olive: dove, can you do something for me?

dove: i would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my dna at the scene, and take the blame for the crime.

olive: great. can you do the dishes for me?

dove: no.

[potterinspoarchive]

dove: i don't always understand albus's texts. he's says they're at the safehouse and it's "allz good", allz with a z. then a box with a question mark. another box with a question mark. another box with a question mark. another box with a question mark. another box with a question mark. and yet another box with a question mark. then a box with a question mark. what does that mean?

olive: it means you don't have emojis on your phone.